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crypticthree.bsky.social
@crypticthree.bsky.social
Minor art museum functionary, and even more minor artist.
There's nothing that depresses me quite like holiday cheer
December 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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If aspiring heels want to learn how to rock it on the mic, they need to study the *hell* out of Roddy Piper promos.

It felt like a sin that they never booked him for a world championship run.
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Sitting in my favorite Dallas bar after a brutal shift. There's a mediocre singer songwriter doing a cover of Stevie Wonder's Superstition. This is where joy goes to die.
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
À mi-voix (Whispers) Dorthea Tanning
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire
November 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I beg you all to anger an evangelical tonight.
October 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The new Antibalas album is full of incredibly good vibes. I highly recommend it if you need a break from the constant anxiety of contemporary life
October 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
October 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Always a classic comment:
October 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Knowledge Fight is going to be pretty interesting for a while
September 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Isn't it romantic
August 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I'm working at a symposium for museum professionals and there's a session about AI. The lack of concern for the rights of artists is breathtaking. I wish I could summon @edzitron.com like a pokemon
June 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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March 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Work in progress
#deepellum
May 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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The wait is over - you can now buy Better Offline merchandise. A light or heavyweight t-shirt? A phone case? Perhaps a tumbler or a mug? More options coming soon.

Use code BVKXBA8EB3 for $5 off your first order.

cottonbureau.com/people/bette...
April 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The shit posting potential of alt text cannot be over estimated
April 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
History rhymes but its flow is dogshit
March 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
A note for bartenders and bar managers. You need to shake the lime syrup and tequila prior to adding jarritos. You need to work some air into the citrus
March 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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If you want to know how to kill Mozilla's AI buttons I recommend either

- Go to "about:config". Search "browser.ml.chat.enabled", set FALSE. Search "browser.preferences.moreFromMozilla", set FALSE.

or

- Install LibreWolf (and turn off "Resist Fingerprinting" to make it act like vanilla Firefox)
March 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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without encouraging any theorizing beyond the evidence available this is a story people should keep an eye on
March 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Chatterbox Jazz Club in Indianapolis is the place to be! Be certain you stop by and support them!
chatterboxjazz.com
March 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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🪦 New Yorkers are in front of the New York Stock Exchange for a mass die-in to symbolize how these devastating cuts will destroy families & take lives.

Deep spending cuts to programs like healthcare, food assistance, and education is a matter of life & death for millions.

Congress: #StopTheCuts!
March 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I don't know folks, but I think the President is constantly arguing in bad faith
March 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Not my home, but I know my way around?
March 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM