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crypticthree.bsky.social
@crypticthree.bsky.social
Minor art museum functionary, and even more minor artist.
Too much of a gap between the eyebrows
December 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Enjoy the machine's cookie poops human
December 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Stand by Me was a formative text of my childhood. As an awkward kid who never felt he was understood, it gave me a sense that I was not the only kid who felt like that. Thank you all for that, especially Mr. Reiner.
December 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Tor Johnson was more than a great Halloween mask
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The man had an incredible gift for shit talk
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The Core is a historically monumental waste of acting talent
December 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Religion is a helluva drug
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I'm just going to leave this here
youtu.be/i8rCtzKA9tQ?...
Patton Oswalt: Wesley Snipes Went Crazy On The Set Of "Blade: Trinity"
YouTube video by Pete Holmes
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Weird time to pick up Dersh as your champion
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
And it's over roasted
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
She's so damn cool
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
As is tradition
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Honestly those shit-birds have neither the charisma nor the cunning to be a legitimate threat
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
He looks like I'm supposed to beat him with a five iron because some dude asked me "I would kindly" do it
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I love how she just destroys the composure of all talk show hosts
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
24 hour news has never been serious. It's gotten exponentially worse but let's not pretend it was ever able to get close to the kind of depth that print can
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I first watched it when it was syndicated on Bravo
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
November 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM