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Does this feel like the first five minutes of a zombie movie, where everything is not quite right with the neighbors but the news hasn't said anything yet
March 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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We apologize to our Ukrainian supporters. We are embarrassed by how our president and vice president have behaved. We are fighting to redeem the soul of America. 🇺🇸
February 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Two things:

1) Twitter
2) Gulf of Mexico
February 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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If you think Elon Musk wouldn't steal your Social Security check because he's a billionaire you obviously have no idea how he became one.
February 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I never again want to hear that the 2nd amendment is to protect against a tyrannical government.
February 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
we all stopped fighting for like an hr to collectively cry over this tiny little anglerfish and I like that for us.
February 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
We outnumber them.
February 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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February 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Good morning to people who understand tariffs & Kendrick’s performance only.
February 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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In Germany over 200,000 protestors in Munich gathered against the Musk backed far-right / neo-Nazi AfD ahead of the German election.

Thousands chanted "Save Democracy" and "Oppose Nazis" #3E
February 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Freida is the poster kitty for all of our existential dread.
February 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Here. Smoke this shit. We're about to see the Ancestors
February 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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I'm not submitting my taxes to no damn X employees.
February 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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HEY I KNOW EVERYTHING IS A LOT RIGHT NOW

HERE IS A SLOW BLINK FOR YOU
February 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM