Father Woland
crumple.bsky.social
Father Woland
@crumple.bsky.social
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The scrote who mowed through the crowd in Liverpool on Monday follows 12 accounts on Twitter. Andrew Tate first, Farage and 10 crypto bro accounts. If only there were any signs that he'd been radicalised.
May 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Remember this car crash?
December 7, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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"I'm calling martial law... for an hour"
December 4, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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lmao stands for lamb meat and onions
December 4, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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Well, that was a surprise!
November 30, 2023 at 10:28 AM
Watching the footy on amazon prime is like watching it on an old Nokia. Dodgy box wins by miles. This is entrapment, forcing us to fund terrorism.
December 4, 2024 at 7:28 PM
I see the lizards shacked up at The Groucho six years ago.

Intergalactic shapeshifting reptilian cannibals.
December 2, 2024 at 8:37 PM
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When you think it’s home time but there’s still 40 minutes to go.
November 27, 2024 at 9:42 AM
Repost a gif describing your exit from Twitter
November 27, 2024 at 9:48 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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due to poor investments and a tumultuous personal life it is now estimated that as little as 12% of the Tyne's fog currently belongs to Paul Gascoigne
November 25, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Pretty sure that new Beautiful South cover of Blitzkrieg Bop is a major provocation for Putin. If I was him I'd nuke us the minute I heard it.
November 25, 2024 at 3:04 PM
The Death of A Traffic Cone
November 25, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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Nothing wrong with a little treat
November 24, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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soliv.co.uk/collection/h...

Anyone who wants to help support us, please check out the HSA collection at SOLIV. 100% of profits come to us to help pay for therapy 🔥
HSA
A collection of HSA themed T-Shirts, Hoodies & Jumpers with all proceeds donated to the Hillsborough Survivors Support Alliance
soliv.co.uk
November 21, 2024 at 5:31 PM
I was gonna say this is badass but that is definitely ambiguous in this case.
Kate Nash is a f***ing legend.
November 24, 2024 at 8:44 PM
November 23, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Cracking day so far. Wicked run this morning in the mad weather. Boss dog walk. Went to see matinee of 1984 at liverpool playhouse which was fucking great. Now city are getting bummed 3-0. If someone told me kelvin mckenzie was burning to death, this could be it. This could be the perfect day.
November 23, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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Still the greatest interview exchange in the history of rock and roll. Bob Dylan. Playboy Magazine. March 1966.
November 22, 2024 at 12:27 PM
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the prime minister of israel and the leader of hamas going on the run from the international criminal court has the makings of an incredible buddy/road trip movie.
November 21, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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Don’t get me wrong I’m enjoying bluesky , but for sheer level of banter threads remains unmatched
November 21, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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Also launching our very special signed Ltd Record Store Edition of Volcanic Tongue, only 1000 copies complete with/12,000 word Tip of the Tongue fanzine + compilation CD compiled by me and Matthew Jones. Pre-order: geni.us/VolcanicTongue @whiterabbitbks.bsky.social
November 21, 2024 at 10:21 AM
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THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED
November 17, 2024 at 11:04 AM
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My last Vhs infused filthy CRT TV puked up detroit electro inspired track.

Acab/1312/theres more ov us than you.

vimeo.com/835571278
A.AV - THERES MORE OF US THAN YOU Music Video
Music video and live performance track from the A.AV performance "Hagbards Lost tapes" http://www.theestateovcreation.com
vimeo.com
November 15, 2024 at 6:41 PM