Crow The Cryptid
@crowthecryptid.bsky.social
23 y/o queer mexican communist
I enjoy doing silly photoshops :3
I enjoy doing silly photoshops :3
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isabelle has something to show you
February 7, 2026 at 5:14 AM
isabelle has something to show you
Explaining the meaning of life to an american:
Imagine being a gear in the machine that makes hamburgers!"
Imagine being a gear in the machine that makes hamburgers!"
business majors live in a whole different universe than I do 😭
February 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Explaining the meaning of life to an american:
Imagine being a gear in the machine that makes hamburgers!"
Imagine being a gear in the machine that makes hamburgers!"
business majors live in a whole different universe than I do 😭
February 6, 2026 at 1:42 AM
business majors live in a whole different universe than I do 😭
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Been thinking about this in light of this post going viral yesterday - there’s this strange belief that online leftposters hold enough political influence that voicing disapproval will sabotage democrat campaigns, but are irrelevant enough that politicians wanting votes should ignore their concerns
February 5, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Been thinking about this in light of this post going viral yesterday - there’s this strange belief that online leftposters hold enough political influence that voicing disapproval will sabotage democrat campaigns, but are irrelevant enough that politicians wanting votes should ignore their concerns
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not saying he's necessarily in the organization, but this skull face mask was popular among members of the Proud Boys a few years ago
February 4, 2026 at 3:23 AM
not saying he's necessarily in the organization, but this skull face mask was popular among members of the Proud Boys a few years ago
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I love all genders🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
February 3, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I love all genders🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
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I read thousands of pages of Epstein files this weekend trying to understand what he wanted out of his meeting with 4chan's Christopher Poole. Here's everything we know about Epstein's plans to dismantle the internet and, eventually, democracy.
www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
February 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I read thousands of pages of Epstein files this weekend trying to understand what he wanted out of his meeting with 4chan's Christopher Poole. Here's everything we know about Epstein's plans to dismantle the internet and, eventually, democracy.
www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
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Lewdle - The bad word game
The lewd, crude and especially rude word guessing game.
lewdlegame.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
considering how important food is to the story of One Piece, we don't talk enough about the fact that Thatch, the member of the Whitebeard pirates that got killed by BB, was the crew's chef.
February 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
considering how important food is to the story of One Piece, we don't talk enough about the fact that Thatch, the member of the Whitebeard pirates that got killed by BB, was the crew's chef.
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interesting phenomenon.
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 PM
interesting phenomenon.
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
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There are people out there who are girls
February 1, 2026 at 6:18 PM
There are people out there who are girls
hear me out...
February 1, 2026 at 1:39 AM
hear me out...
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TO: World’s Biggest Pedophile
FROM: Elon Musk
SUBJECT: RE: Pedophile party on your pedophile island
Any other famous pedophiles going to be there? Looking forward to doing a bunch of pedophile stuff btw.
FROM: Elon Musk
SUBJECT: RE: Pedophile party on your pedophile island
Any other famous pedophiles going to be there? Looking forward to doing a bunch of pedophile stuff btw.
OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
January 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
TO: World’s Biggest Pedophile
FROM: Elon Musk
SUBJECT: RE: Pedophile party on your pedophile island
Any other famous pedophiles going to be there? Looking forward to doing a bunch of pedophile stuff btw.
FROM: Elon Musk
SUBJECT: RE: Pedophile party on your pedophile island
Any other famous pedophiles going to be there? Looking forward to doing a bunch of pedophile stuff btw.
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If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago
January 30, 2026 at 7:32 PM
If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago
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cool economic system we’ve got here, where the people who have all of the money and none of the brains generally get to determine everything about the rest of our lives
Video game stocks are suddenly crashing today with the launch of Google's Project Genie as investors think games will start magically getting made with AI
➡️ ca.investing.com/news/stock-m...
#GoogleGemini #TakeTwo #CDProjektRED #Roblox #videogames
➡️ ca.investing.com/news/stock-m...
#GoogleGemini #TakeTwo #CDProjektRED #Roblox #videogames
January 30, 2026 at 5:37 PM
cool economic system we’ve got here, where the people who have all of the money and none of the brains generally get to determine everything about the rest of our lives
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LLM stands for Lulti-Level Marketing
January 30, 2026 at 10:48 AM
LLM stands for Lulti-Level Marketing
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no but for real "Nonbinary" is CRAZY for Nintendo
no "other", no quirky "i dunno!", no "bodytype c"
Nintendo straight up used proper gender terminology what the fuck
no "other", no quirky "i dunno!", no "bodytype c"
Nintendo straight up used proper gender terminology what the fuck
January 29, 2026 at 2:50 PM
no but for real "Nonbinary" is CRAZY for Nintendo
no "other", no quirky "i dunno!", no "bodytype c"
Nintendo straight up used proper gender terminology what the fuck
no "other", no quirky "i dunno!", no "bodytype c"
Nintendo straight up used proper gender terminology what the fuck
What'd I give to never need to sleep again 💔
January 29, 2026 at 9:57 AM
What'd I give to never need to sleep again 💔