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@crowtagonist.bsky.social
he/him. I have opinions about ttRPGs.
I like corvids, octopuses, mushrooms, hyenas, and rats. Leftist.
I like corvids, octopuses, mushrooms, hyenas, and rats. Leftist.
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
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remember back when we all doodled the current thing for warmups? we could bring that back, maybe, that was fun
February 3, 2026 at 7:52 AM
remember back when we all doodled the current thing for warmups? we could bring that back, maybe, that was fun
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reckless. stubborn. ignores main objective for extended sidequest adventures. inexhaustible devotion to crewmembers of dubious loyalty. will endanger ship to fulfil personal vice. janeway is luffy
January 31, 2026 at 10:57 AM
reckless. stubborn. ignores main objective for extended sidequest adventures. inexhaustible devotion to crewmembers of dubious loyalty. will endanger ship to fulfil personal vice. janeway is luffy
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I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails
“Lies written in ink cannot disguise facts written in blood.”
― Lu Xun
― Lu Xun
January 25, 2026 at 2:30 AM
“Lies written in ink cannot disguise facts written in blood.”
― Lu Xun
― Lu Xun
“I don’t accept oshawatt as a pokemon”
My 9 year old.
My 9 year old.
January 25, 2026 at 2:27 AM
“I don’t accept oshawatt as a pokemon”
My 9 year old.
My 9 year old.
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the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him
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A handy guide to online abbreviations:
IRA — Individual Retirement Army
MLM — Multi-Level Men
MSM — Men who have Sex with Media
CBT — Cognitive Behavioural Torture
ATM — Ass to Machine
STD — Sexually-Transmitted Disability
WAP — Wet Application Protocol
IRA — Individual Retirement Army
MLM — Multi-Level Men
MSM — Men who have Sex with Media
CBT — Cognitive Behavioural Torture
ATM — Ass to Machine
STD — Sexually-Transmitted Disability
WAP — Wet Application Protocol
July 3, 2024 at 5:55 PM
A handy guide to online abbreviations:
IRA — Individual Retirement Army
MLM — Multi-Level Men
MSM — Men who have Sex with Media
CBT — Cognitive Behavioural Torture
ATM — Ass to Machine
STD — Sexually-Transmitted Disability
WAP — Wet Application Protocol
IRA — Individual Retirement Army
MLM — Multi-Level Men
MSM — Men who have Sex with Media
CBT — Cognitive Behavioural Torture
ATM — Ass to Machine
STD — Sexually-Transmitted Disability
WAP — Wet Application Protocol
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every time a community tests ubi or free housing for the homeless the result is always "holy fuck this works incredibly well and costs less than existing solutions!" and then every politician alive does this
April 9, 2024 at 11:03 PM
every time a community tests ubi or free housing for the homeless the result is always "holy fuck this works incredibly well and costs less than existing solutions!" and then every politician alive does this
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What if he emerged fine and we were all like awwwwww then he tripped and fell down every stair and that's how it happened
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
What if he emerged fine and we were all like awwwwww then he tripped and fell down every stair and that's how it happened
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The Newsom thing is because they think the pendulum effect will give the election to literally any Dem, which may well be true, so they want to make sure the nominee is as far-Right and ineffective as possible.
January 19, 2026 at 4:56 AM
The Newsom thing is because they think the pendulum effect will give the election to literally any Dem, which may well be true, so they want to make sure the nominee is as far-Right and ineffective as possible.
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I’ve started using the term “ethnic cleansing campaign” to describe the ICE occupation here in Minnesota. This is deliberate because the reality on the ground is that, at a given moment, any non-white person can be kidnapped by masked federal paramilitaries regardless of their constitutional rights.
January 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I’ve started using the term “ethnic cleansing campaign” to describe the ICE occupation here in Minnesota. This is deliberate because the reality on the ground is that, at a given moment, any non-white person can be kidnapped by masked federal paramilitaries regardless of their constitutional rights.
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Bari Weiss: "We need to pull this 60 Minutes story about the conditions at CECOT. We can't air this until we gather more facts and speak to more people about the situation and get a full picture. This is our standard as a news organization."
Also Bari Weiss: "OMG JONATHAN ROSS MIGHT BE DYING."
Also Bari Weiss: "OMG JONATHAN ROSS MIGHT BE DYING."
January 14, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Bari Weiss: "We need to pull this 60 Minutes story about the conditions at CECOT. We can't air this until we gather more facts and speak to more people about the situation and get a full picture. This is our standard as a news organization."
Also Bari Weiss: "OMG JONATHAN ROSS MIGHT BE DYING."
Also Bari Weiss: "OMG JONATHAN ROSS MIGHT BE DYING."
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Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again:
Nazi punks fuck off
Nazi punks fuck off
January 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again:
Nazi punks fuck off
Nazi punks fuck off
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it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
January 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
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If someone called me a squid or something naval-derogatory, I’d be like “Okay” and move on with my day.
If someone calls a cop a pig or doesn’t genuflect when being accosted by them, a cop will try to ruin that person’s life.
If someone calls a cop a pig or doesn’t genuflect when being accosted by them, a cop will try to ruin that person’s life.
January 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
If someone called me a squid or something naval-derogatory, I’d be like “Okay” and move on with my day.
If someone calls a cop a pig or doesn’t genuflect when being accosted by them, a cop will try to ruin that person’s life.
If someone calls a cop a pig or doesn’t genuflect when being accosted by them, a cop will try to ruin that person’s life.
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the sooner they all realize this the better.
NOTUS:
Dem House Rep Steven Horsford:
“They called the local sheriff; they showed up and were going to arrest me. These are the same people that I’m supposed to call to coordinate security or to do support when I have a town hall.”
www.notus.org/democrats/me...
Dem House Rep Steven Horsford:
“They called the local sheriff; they showed up and were going to arrest me. These are the same people that I’m supposed to call to coordinate security or to do support when I have a town hall.”
www.notus.org/democrats/me...
Democrats' New Fear: They Can’t Rely on Local Law Enforcement for Protection
“They called the local sheriff; they showed up and were going to arrest me,” said Rep. Steven Horsford.
www.notus.org
January 10, 2026 at 7:59 AM
the sooner they all realize this the better.
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this deceit is shameful and awful on its face. but also, as a utility worker: this shit is going to get my guys shot at
Multnomah Country, Oregon, has posted warnings to residents that ICE agents are impersonating utility workers.
You read that right. ICE is now impersonating utility workers in order to gain access to people's homes and businesses without a warrant.
www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
You read that right. ICE is now impersonating utility workers in order to gain access to people's homes and businesses without a warrant.
www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
ICE officers impersonating utility workers, Oregon lawmaker says
NW Natural issues notice telling public how to ID its employees and contractors.
www.oregonlive.com
January 9, 2026 at 6:03 AM
this deceit is shameful and awful on its face. but also, as a utility worker: this shit is going to get my guys shot at
it's on sale because of AGDQ so i'm doing a rare post-steam winter sale rec for Small Saga ($14.99), a no-grinding RPG inspired by Redwall, Golden Sun, and Berserk, featuring the angriest mouse to ever live.
duel cats. overthrow lords. get your revenge. store.steampowered.com/app/1320140/...
duel cats. overthrow lords. get your revenge. store.steampowered.com/app/1320140/...
January 7, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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it's on sale because of AGDQ so i'm doing a rare post-steam winter sale rec for Small Saga ($14.99), a no-grinding RPG inspired by Redwall, Golden Sun, and Berserk, featuring the angriest mouse to ever live.
duel cats. overthrow lords. get your revenge. store.steampowered.com/app/1320140/...
duel cats. overthrow lords. get your revenge. store.steampowered.com/app/1320140/...
January 6, 2026 at 11:08 PM
it's on sale because of AGDQ so i'm doing a rare post-steam winter sale rec for Small Saga ($14.99), a no-grinding RPG inspired by Redwall, Golden Sun, and Berserk, featuring the angriest mouse to ever live.
duel cats. overthrow lords. get your revenge. store.steampowered.com/app/1320140/...
duel cats. overthrow lords. get your revenge. store.steampowered.com/app/1320140/...
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We’ll have to entomb the grok servers in lead and concrete because burning them might kick off a Hitler particle-induced solar winter
January 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
We’ll have to entomb the grok servers in lead and concrete because burning them might kick off a Hitler particle-induced solar winter
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.