crouton eater
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second coming of christ whos blocked by my middle school bible teacher on twitter
Hard-core goth posers n preps dni
Hard-core goth posers n preps dni
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I love Boston. It’s so exotic. I’m sitting in a coffee shop and the male barista just said “it’s always been hard for me to be fully homophobic because my moms are lesbians”
April 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I love Boston. It’s so exotic. I’m sitting in a coffee shop and the male barista just said “it’s always been hard for me to be fully homophobic because my moms are lesbians”
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i try to tune out the pro natalist freak couple with the stupid glasses so i missed the detail that they literally want to bring back cross of honor of the german mother
April 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
i try to tune out the pro natalist freak couple with the stupid glasses so i missed the detail that they literally want to bring back cross of honor of the german mother
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Just heard a woman do that classic ojousama laugh in a cafe, as just her normal laugh, repeatedly. I did not know such a woman really existed.
My partner looked up in shock, his coffee mug frozen at his lips, and we just stared at one another in silence.
My partner looked up in shock, his coffee mug frozen at his lips, and we just stared at one another in silence.
March 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Just heard a woman do that classic ojousama laugh in a cafe, as just her normal laugh, repeatedly. I did not know such a woman really existed.
My partner looked up in shock, his coffee mug frozen at his lips, and we just stared at one another in silence.
My partner looked up in shock, his coffee mug frozen at his lips, and we just stared at one another in silence.
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This is the simplest and most obvious explanation.
March 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This is the simplest and most obvious explanation.
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“You never told me why you transitioned. Was it the dysphoria,” asked my wife.
“No, not really.”
“Societal perceptions? Body mods?”
“Nope.”
“Well, what was it then?”
“I want to be better at magjrr…,” I mumbled.
“At what?”
“At MAGIC THE GATHERING,” I shouted, tears streaming down my face.
“No, not really.”
“Societal perceptions? Body mods?”
“Nope.”
“Well, what was it then?”
“I want to be better at magjrr…,” I mumbled.
“At what?”
“At MAGIC THE GATHERING,” I shouted, tears streaming down my face.
March 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“You never told me why you transitioned. Was it the dysphoria,” asked my wife.
“No, not really.”
“Societal perceptions? Body mods?”
“Nope.”
“Well, what was it then?”
“I want to be better at magjrr…,” I mumbled.
“At what?”
“At MAGIC THE GATHERING,” I shouted, tears streaming down my face.
“No, not really.”
“Societal perceptions? Body mods?”
“Nope.”
“Well, what was it then?”
“I want to be better at magjrr…,” I mumbled.
“At what?”
“At MAGIC THE GATHERING,” I shouted, tears streaming down my face.
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I just hate hot takes man, I hate the way they’re written, I hate how dumb they are, I hate that nobody checks in on their own theories to check if they were correct. I hate looking at peoples shit hot takes!!
March 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I just hate hot takes man, I hate the way they’re written, I hate how dumb they are, I hate that nobody checks in on their own theories to check if they were correct. I hate looking at peoples shit hot takes!!
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I honestly don’t know if I’d even vote for the Bluesky zoomer running for Congress over the incumbent but I’m considering donating 20 bucks to her just because she’s making 10% of the people on here so angry for hilarious reasons
March 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I honestly don’t know if I’d even vote for the Bluesky zoomer running for Congress over the incumbent but I’m considering donating 20 bucks to her just because she’s making 10% of the people on here so angry for hilarious reasons
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I dunno why I still let these "reasonable concerns" freaks who spend months pretending to be on the fence before revealing they have always been anti-trans extremists get to me. Why are they so uniquely frustrating?
March 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I dunno why I still let these "reasonable concerns" freaks who spend months pretending to be on the fence before revealing they have always been anti-trans extremists get to me. Why are they so uniquely frustrating?
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Okay, here me out:
No one, literally no company and no people, should ever make another super hero movie or television show ever again. It's over. It's done. Enough.
No one, literally no company and no people, should ever make another super hero movie or television show ever again. It's over. It's done. Enough.
March 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Okay, here me out:
No one, literally no company and no people, should ever make another super hero movie or television show ever again. It's over. It's done. Enough.
No one, literally no company and no people, should ever make another super hero movie or television show ever again. It's over. It's done. Enough.
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few things are more entertaining than seeing the "american" section of a grocery store somewhere else in the world and it's just 14 types of candy and jarred hot dogs. like yep, nailed it
March 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
few things are more entertaining than seeing the "american" section of a grocery store somewhere else in the world and it's just 14 types of candy and jarred hot dogs. like yep, nailed it
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treat 9/11 is nigh
Americans are cutting back on Doritos, Goldfish and Hostess cakes. It’s not for their health, however – it’s a sign that even small indulgences have gotten too expensive for many to afford.
Chips and cookies have gotten too expensive. Shoppers are buying less | CNN Business
Americans are cutting back on Doritos, Goldfish and Hostess cakes. It’s not for their health, however – it’s a sign that even small indulgences have gotten too expensive for many to afford.
www.cnn.com
March 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
treat 9/11 is nigh
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Every community note about trans people
March 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Every community note about trans people
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whenever i see people posting their own “ACAB includes ___” posts i get PTSD flashbacks to 4 years ago when i posted a police car themed children shopping cart and a segment of twitter genuinely got enraged at me for it
March 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
whenever i see people posting their own “ACAB includes ___” posts i get PTSD flashbacks to 4 years ago when i posted a police car themed children shopping cart and a segment of twitter genuinely got enraged at me for it
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great news everyone, after receiving one (1) unemployment check i have been "randomly selected" for a mandatory miserable, worthless bureaucratic nightmare reemployment assistance program that i have to complete or they'll dump me from unemployment
March 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
great news everyone, after receiving one (1) unemployment check i have been "randomly selected" for a mandatory miserable, worthless bureaucratic nightmare reemployment assistance program that i have to complete or they'll dump me from unemployment
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“baseball players all get shorter day” should be a national holiday
March 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
“baseball players all get shorter day” should be a national holiday
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being the richest person in the world and the president of the united states can’t even stop this guy from continuing to crash out
March 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
being the richest person in the world and the president of the united states can’t even stop this guy from continuing to crash out
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they’re arresting people for performing abortions, they’re deporting people for liking pro-palestine posts on social media, they’re sending immigrants to forced labor camps in south america, we are living under fascism right now
March 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
they’re arresting people for performing abortions, they’re deporting people for liking pro-palestine posts on social media, they’re sending immigrants to forced labor camps in south america, we are living under fascism right now
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responsible adult breakfast
March 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
responsible adult breakfast
something penis this way cums?
March 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
something penis this way cums?
sorry but if youre afraid of trans women youre a fucking pussy
February 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
sorry but if youre afraid of trans women youre a fucking pussy
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can anybody give me 60 dollars :))))
February 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
can anybody give me 60 dollars :))))
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Having a dream where I’m forcibly injected with an unknown substance multiple times against my will SOUNDS hot in the right context, but I can assure you that it was very much a traumatic experience and not an erotic one.
February 23, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Having a dream where I’m forcibly injected with an unknown substance multiple times against my will SOUNDS hot in the right context, but I can assure you that it was very much a traumatic experience and not an erotic one.