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What in the world is going on here?
"Human beings, after all, have some sense; they see that you cannot have real safety or happiness except in a society where everyone plays fair, and it is because they see this that they try to behave decently."
C.S. Lewis- Mere Christianity, 1952
October 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Thankfully, my Big Pharma-appointed lawyer is a lizard.
May 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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If they were born in South Africa, doesnt that make them South Africans?
May 16, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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You didnt start working in a factory when you were 6 forced to work 6 days a week in sweltering conditions. You are allowed to have a bank account without a male cosigner and you can buy a house and car. You are welcome
May 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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I used to train MDs to do research. Can I be the surgeon general?
The new Surgeon General nominee never finished her residency and doesn't have an active medical license.
May 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
May 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Let's change the electoral process a bit.
No one who wants to be a politician should be allowed to be one.
Political representatives should somehow be chosen like jurors are chosen for jury duty.
April 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The government of the United States is a public utility, not a business.
April 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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7 months ago.

Bring back Bidenomics.
April 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Cory Booker. 👇👇👇
April 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
March 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This is me relaxing at home this afternoon.
March 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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4.5 million views for an outright lie.
February 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Feeling a little diagonal today.
February 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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February 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Narrator: He’s never even seen a paper straw, let alone used one.
February 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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All of the Republicans who for years railed about "unelected bureaucrats" destroying the government are awfully quiet as an unelected bureaucrat destroys the government.
February 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Spending some time out on the prairie with an old high school friend. I have to admit I'm old too, I suppose.
February 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Y'all know we are all female at conception, right?
January 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Every day is a good day!
January 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"Presentation" makes me gag.
Interesting thing reading a bit about 19th century cooking is that, even for very expensive fine dining, the ingredient set is tiny. So a lot of the "fancy" is derived from labor-intensive presentation, e.g. patiently whipping things, or shaping the food in various ways.
January 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Bluesky. It rhymes with brewski, right?
January 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
They walk among us
January 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Wisdom from his many years.
January 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM