Mean Maria
@drmariamitchell.bsky.social
Forensic Scientist
Death Investigator
Your white feminism will kill us all.
Labeled rude for calling out leftist dillweeds.
Death Investigator
Your white feminism will kill us all.
Labeled rude for calling out leftist dillweeds.
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Mean Maria
@drmariamitchell.bsky.social
· Jan 27
Distraction thread.
Get off SM and do something nice for your brain:
Get off SM and do something nice for your brain:
Age Verification? Can’t , Im trying to get my Swatch Guard on my Swatch.
Age verification? Can't, I'm gonna be riding my banana seat Schwinn String Ray in bare feet and with no helmet and mom's not going to know where I am all day until I come home at dusk for dinner.
Age verification? Can’t, I’m gonna go play lawn Jarts.
February 11, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Age Verification? Can’t , Im trying to get my Swatch Guard on my Swatch.
Age verification? Can’t, Im trying to figure out if Pop Rocks killed Mikey
Age verification? Can't, I'm watching Mikey eat Life cereal.
Age verification? Can't, Joshua just asked if we should play a game.
February 11, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Age verification? Can’t, Im trying to figure out if Pop Rocks killed Mikey
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Guys for the sake of child SA survivors stop sharing pics of kids from those files. It’s extremely triggering and I can’t block specific types of pics so that I don’t see them.
Tysm 💕
Tysm 💕
February 11, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Guys for the sake of child SA survivors stop sharing pics of kids from those files. It’s extremely triggering and I can’t block specific types of pics so that I don’t see them.
Tysm 💕
Tysm 💕
Pretty sure the Victorian House from The Burbs is the Munster House on the Universal Back lot
February 11, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Pretty sure the Victorian House from The Burbs is the Munster House on the Universal Back lot
Got a troll for you
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Got a troll for you
I have 8 adulting things I need to do this weekend and Im hoping to get a bunch of them done. I need some cheering on.
1) contact the city tax people
2) secret
3) secret
4) taxes
5) student loan paperwork
6) fix wheelbearing
7) pick up prescriptions
8) maintenance request
1) contact the city tax people
2) secret
3) secret
4) taxes
5) student loan paperwork
6) fix wheelbearing
7) pick up prescriptions
8) maintenance request
February 10, 2026 at 12:04 PM
I have 8 adulting things I need to do this weekend and Im hoping to get a bunch of them done. I need some cheering on.
1) contact the city tax people
2) secret
3) secret
4) taxes
5) student loan paperwork
6) fix wheelbearing
7) pick up prescriptions
8) maintenance request
1) contact the city tax people
2) secret
3) secret
4) taxes
5) student loan paperwork
6) fix wheelbearing
7) pick up prescriptions
8) maintenance request
That billion dollars going into infrastructure would have done wonders for lowering the death tolls on roads.
Or a billion dollars into our school systems. Or paying off medical debt...
Or a billion dollars into our school systems. Or paying off medical debt...
ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April
Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.
www.ajc.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:54 AM
That billion dollars going into infrastructure would have done wonders for lowering the death tolls on roads.
Or a billion dollars into our school systems. Or paying off medical debt...
Or a billion dollars into our school systems. Or paying off medical debt...
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February 9, 2026 at 12:44 PM
If ICE wants to stop crime they can turn themselves in.
February 10, 2026 at 11:51 AM
If ICE wants to stop crime they can turn themselves in.
So the cats survived the day of chirping. Penelope came out of her cave to eat and Jimmy met me at the door. I was all excited about texting the management company, but that is for tomorrow morning when I have Wed. off.
Going to have them fix the dishwasher too...
Going to have them fix the dishwasher too...
February 10, 2026 at 11:50 AM
So the cats survived the day of chirping. Penelope came out of her cave to eat and Jimmy met me at the door. I was all excited about texting the management company, but that is for tomorrow morning when I have Wed. off.
Going to have them fix the dishwasher too...
Going to have them fix the dishwasher too...
People, you have no idea how fast white dudes are dying of natural causes. None of them will go to the Dr. We have seen a rash of under 50 deaths and 90% of our autopsies are white men that could have made better choices in their lives.
February 10, 2026 at 11:46 AM
People, you have no idea how fast white dudes are dying of natural causes. None of them will go to the Dr. We have seen a rash of under 50 deaths and 90% of our autopsies are white men that could have made better choices in their lives.
Please stop smoking while on O2. It just makes a lot of work for a lot of people.
You want to keep smoking, then just smoke and die naturally.
You want to keep smoking, then just smoke and die naturally.
February 10, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Please stop smoking while on O2. It just makes a lot of work for a lot of people.
You want to keep smoking, then just smoke and die naturally.
You want to keep smoking, then just smoke and die naturally.
If only the media camped out in front of Nancy Guthrie’s house put as much effort into covering missing Indigenous, Black, and Trans people.
February 10, 2026 at 4:03 AM
If only the media camped out in front of Nancy Guthrie’s house put as much effort into covering missing Indigenous, Black, and Trans people.
It hit 80 in the midwest today
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
It hit 80 in the midwest today
WP are still so mad dems centered their policies around marginalized communities.
We have to build a new Democratic Party, build a new American Dream, and build a new country after this administration.
First, we have to acknowledge how we got here: and that our institutions have failed far too many people for far too long.
First, we have to acknowledge how we got here: and that our institutions have failed far too many people for far too long.
February 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
WP are still so mad dems centered their policies around marginalized communities.
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Why the hell are all these white people-- the demographic that put the Democrats completely out of power— talking about ”building a new Democratic Party?”
I‘ll tell you white— they believe there are too many Black people and Jews and women in positions of power in that party and THEY HATE IT.
I‘ll tell you white— they believe there are too many Black people and Jews and women in positions of power in that party and THEY HATE IT.
We have to build a new Democratic Party, build a new American Dream, and build a new country after this administration.
First, we have to acknowledge how we got here: and that our institutions have failed far too many people for far too long.
First, we have to acknowledge how we got here: and that our institutions have failed far too many people for far too long.
February 8, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Why the hell are all these white people-- the demographic that put the Democrats completely out of power— talking about ”building a new Democratic Party?”
I‘ll tell you white— they believe there are too many Black people and Jews and women in positions of power in that party and THEY HATE IT.
I‘ll tell you white— they believe there are too many Black people and Jews and women in positions of power in that party and THEY HATE IT.
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Turn off FaceID on your phone.
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Turn off FaceID on your phone.
I would be an astrophysicist
I would become a Sommelier.
If you didn’t have to work. What would you do/study/pursue with all your free time?
February 10, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I would be an astrophysicist
This fucker…take him down
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
This fucker…take him down
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This is capitulating to racism in advance as well as ignoring the population breakdown. Talarico will win with white people, But you can’t win the state without POC.
February 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
This is capitulating to racism in advance as well as ignoring the population breakdown. Talarico will win with white people, But you can’t win the state without POC.
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Our hearts are with the students, parents and staff of Wootton High School in Rockville after a shooting at the school. We are closely monitoring the situation and sending sympathy and strength to the Wootton community.
Student hurt in shooting at Wootton High School, suspect arrested
One student was shot inside Thomas S. Wootton High School in Rockville, Maryland, Monday afternoon, and another student was arrested a short time later, police say. Officers found the injured student ...
www.nbcwashington.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Our hearts are with the students, parents and staff of Wootton High School in Rockville after a shooting at the school. We are closely monitoring the situation and sending sympathy and strength to the Wootton community.
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The far-right hates liberalism in part because liberalism empowered women socially, politically, and economically, and so made them less dependent on settling for a mediocre man to provide for them. So they want to destroy liberalism to return women to a state of powerlessness and dependence.
The Heritage Foundation has released a 250-year roadmap to “save America.”
The document is a how-to guide for subjugating girls & young women: a detailed plan to push them out of college, funnel them into early marriage and motherhood, and then trap them there.
jessica.substack.com/p/theyre-com...
The document is a how-to guide for subjugating girls & young women: a detailed plan to push them out of college, funnel them into early marriage and motherhood, and then trap them there.
jessica.substack.com/p/theyre-com...
They're Coming for Our Daughters
The conservative plan to shrink girls’ futures
jessica.substack.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
The far-right hates liberalism in part because liberalism empowered women socially, politically, and economically, and so made them less dependent on settling for a mediocre man to provide for them. So they want to destroy liberalism to return women to a state of powerlessness and dependence.
Tell me you know nothing about Bernie without telling us that
February 9, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Tell me you know nothing about Bernie without telling us that
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AIPAC is the new Gaza which was the new cancel student loans which was the new M4A which was the new..
When you realize it's always something, you realize it's an op.
When you realize it's always something, you realize it's an op.
a baby in a gap shirt is walking on the floor and says wake up .
ALT: a baby in a gap shirt is walking on the floor and says wake up .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:37 PM
AIPAC is the new Gaza which was the new cancel student loans which was the new M4A which was the new..
When you realize it's always something, you realize it's an op.
When you realize it's always something, you realize it's an op.
This weather is so weird. It was 75 when I came into the office. Ive been here 40 min and its now 65. Its supposed to drop to 40. It was 28 when i left the office this morning.
February 9, 2026 at 11:41 PM
This weather is so weird. It was 75 when I came into the office. Ive been here 40 min and its now 65. Its supposed to drop to 40. It was 28 when i left the office this morning.