Crab
@crispcrustacean.bsky.social
Chronic doodler, Counseling Grad Student, Magic the Gathering enthusiast.
I love dogs, fungi, crabs, and corvids
Known for always having the correct opinion and massive hubris.
I love dogs, fungi, crabs, and corvids
Known for always having the correct opinion and massive hubris.
Follow the money and see where it leads you.
The Washington Post is owned by Jeff Bezos - Jeff Bezos owns Amazon - Amazon contributed $2M to the Trump campaign and an unknown amount of money to the Trump Ballroom
The Washington Post is owned by Jeff Bezos - Jeff Bezos owns Amazon - Amazon contributed $2M to the Trump campaign and an unknown amount of money to the Trump Ballroom
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Follow the money and see where it leads you.
The Washington Post is owned by Jeff Bezos - Jeff Bezos owns Amazon - Amazon contributed $2M to the Trump campaign and an unknown amount of money to the Trump Ballroom
The Washington Post is owned by Jeff Bezos - Jeff Bezos owns Amazon - Amazon contributed $2M to the Trump campaign and an unknown amount of money to the Trump Ballroom
We used to live in a country where the law mattered. Now Donald Trump and his army of sycophantic yes men can just do whatever they want with blatant disregard to the law and due process. "Party of law and order" my ass - they're all greedy liars and fascists and their supporters are cultists
October 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
We used to live in a country where the law mattered. Now Donald Trump and his army of sycophantic yes men can just do whatever they want with blatant disregard to the law and due process. "Party of law and order" my ass - they're all greedy liars and fascists and their supporters are cultists
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My first time taking pictures of the hummingbird migration. It was so exciting to see so hummingbirds flying in every direction. Here is my favorite photo.
#birds #birding #birdphotography #birdwatching #instabirds #wings #wildlifephotography #nuts_about_birds #naturephotography #nature_perfection
#birds #birding #birdphotography #birdwatching #instabirds #wings #wildlifephotography #nuts_about_birds #naturephotography #nature_perfection
September 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My first time taking pictures of the hummingbird migration. It was so exciting to see so hummingbirds flying in every direction. Here is my favorite photo.
#birds #birding #birdphotography #birdwatching #instabirds #wings #wildlifephotography #nuts_about_birds #naturephotography #nature_perfection
#birds #birding #birdphotography #birdwatching #instabirds #wings #wildlifephotography #nuts_about_birds #naturephotography #nature_perfection
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Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.
September 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.
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Trump in July: "I hear Jimmy Kimmel is next.”
“I absolutely love that Colbert' got fired. His talent was even less than his ratings. I hear Jimmy Kimmel is next.”
September 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Trump in July: "I hear Jimmy Kimmel is next.”
It is always divide our attentions and conquer the news cycle. We have an armory of dull spears rather than a single sharp weapon to pierce the perception of the public.
September 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It is always divide our attentions and conquer the news cycle. We have an armory of dull spears rather than a single sharp weapon to pierce the perception of the public.
When you look outside today American Flags will be at half mast. This is for the death of Charlie Kirk-a private citizen with no official role in the US government. When you look outside today, remember that when rep Melissa Hortman was assassinated, POTUS did not call for flags to fly at half mast.
September 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
When you look outside today American Flags will be at half mast. This is for the death of Charlie Kirk-a private citizen with no official role in the US government. When you look outside today, remember that when rep Melissa Hortman was assassinated, POTUS did not call for flags to fly at half mast.
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This Parrot Accuracy is insane.
July 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This Parrot Accuracy is insane.
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June 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Wow so you’re telling me everyone who cheered on the Iraq war is on board with this now too? And so are the people who opposed the Iran nuclear deal and killed it?
You’re kidding.
You’re kidding.
June 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Wow so you’re telling me everyone who cheered on the Iraq war is on board with this now too? And so are the people who opposed the Iran nuclear deal and killed it?
You’re kidding.
You’re kidding.
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Either politicians become YouTubers or YouTubers become politicians. That is your choice.
June 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Either politicians become YouTubers or YouTubers become politicians. That is your choice.
To everyone at #MCVegas that has bought a competitive draft voucher just to split round 1 or sell your voucher for 3x it's price: You are the problem.
People came to the con to play magic and limited spot events like that should be for people that actually want to play, you're taking that away
People came to the con to play magic and limited spot events like that should be for people that actually want to play, you're taking that away
June 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
To everyone at #MCVegas that has bought a competitive draft voucher just to split round 1 or sell your voucher for 3x it's price: You are the problem.
People came to the con to play magic and limited spot events like that should be for people that actually want to play, you're taking that away
People came to the con to play magic and limited spot events like that should be for people that actually want to play, you're taking that away
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Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
June 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
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I really love BlueSky because it is the one singular social media app that I open that isn't trying to activately weaponize my basic human psychology against me.
It's not trying to *trap me* here.
Every other app feels like a goddamn casino and I can't stand that.
It's not trying to *trap me* here.
Every other app feels like a goddamn casino and I can't stand that.
May 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I really love BlueSky because it is the one singular social media app that I open that isn't trying to activately weaponize my basic human psychology against me.
It's not trying to *trap me* here.
Every other app feels like a goddamn casino and I can't stand that.
It's not trying to *trap me* here.
Every other app feels like a goddamn casino and I can't stand that.
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This lovely White-throated Mountain-gem, a high elevation species that I saw in San Gerardo de Dota #CostaRica
#birds #nature #hummingbirds 🌿
#birds #nature #hummingbirds 🌿
May 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This lovely White-throated Mountain-gem, a high elevation species that I saw in San Gerardo de Dota #CostaRica
#birds #nature #hummingbirds 🌿
#birds #nature #hummingbirds 🌿
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May 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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April 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Eastern Bluebird
Delicate beauty is often found in the most unexpected places...
Delicate beauty is often found in the most unexpected places...
April 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Eastern Bluebird
Delicate beauty is often found in the most unexpected places...
Delicate beauty is often found in the most unexpected places...
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#BentbilloftheDay
The best Costa Rican bird by far, the splendid Northern Bentbill. The female here was busy working on her nest outside my bedroom window last year. I'm hoping she does so again this year.
#birds #nature @casabentbill.bsky.social
The best Costa Rican bird by far, the splendid Northern Bentbill. The female here was busy working on her nest outside my bedroom window last year. I'm hoping she does so again this year.
#birds #nature @casabentbill.bsky.social
April 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
#BentbilloftheDay
The best Costa Rican bird by far, the splendid Northern Bentbill. The female here was busy working on her nest outside my bedroom window last year. I'm hoping she does so again this year.
#birds #nature @casabentbill.bsky.social
The best Costa Rican bird by far, the splendid Northern Bentbill. The female here was busy working on her nest outside my bedroom window last year. I'm hoping she does so again this year.
#birds #nature @casabentbill.bsky.social
Raspberry Migraine
April 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Raspberry Migraine
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Elon's involvement in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race cost his candidate around 5% of the vote--even though he spent $25 million dollars on his behalf.
Elon's endorsee ran 5 points behind the other statewide Republican candidate. That's an unbelievably negative return on investment.
Elon's endorsee ran 5 points behind the other statewide Republican candidate. That's an unbelievably negative return on investment.
April 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Elon's involvement in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race cost his candidate around 5% of the vote--even though he spent $25 million dollars on his behalf.
Elon's endorsee ran 5 points behind the other statewide Republican candidate. That's an unbelievably negative return on investment.
Elon's endorsee ran 5 points behind the other statewide Republican candidate. That's an unbelievably negative return on investment.