Crab
@crispcrustacean.bsky.social
Chronic doodler, Counseling Grad Student, Magic the Gathering enthusiast.
I love dogs, fungi, crabs, and corvids
Known for always having the correct opinion and massive hubris.
I love dogs, fungi, crabs, and corvids
Known for always having the correct opinion and massive hubris.
October 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Yes I am a bad person.
October 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Yes I am a bad person.
An underrated banger of a card.
October 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
An underrated banger of a card.
I am Captain Ahab and this is my White Whale
September 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I am Captain Ahab and this is my White Whale
Curious about how this interacts with disciple of Caelus Nin. If you cast Out of time and phase things out, then sacrifice Out of Time somehow with Caelus Nin on the battlefield when the return event resolves are they just phased forever?
September 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Curious about how this interacts with disciple of Caelus Nin. If you cast Out of time and phase things out, then sacrifice Out of Time somehow with Caelus Nin on the battlefield when the return event resolves are they just phased forever?
If you are wanting more than that, Yigra is kind of the whole package.
Utility: Turns your guys into artifacts and allows them to self sacrifice for synergies
Enabler: Turns your guys into foods so you suddenly have a ton of food to play around with
Payoff: Gets bigger when you sac foods
Utility: Turns your guys into artifacts and allows them to self sacrifice for synergies
Enabler: Turns your guys into foods so you suddenly have a ton of food to play around with
Payoff: Gets bigger when you sac foods
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
If you are wanting more than that, Yigra is kind of the whole package.
Utility: Turns your guys into artifacts and allows them to self sacrifice for synergies
Enabler: Turns your guys into foods so you suddenly have a ton of food to play around with
Payoff: Gets bigger when you sac foods
Utility: Turns your guys into artifacts and allows them to self sacrifice for synergies
Enabler: Turns your guys into foods so you suddenly have a ton of food to play around with
Payoff: Gets bigger when you sac foods
Depends on your command-zone philosophy: Do you like enablers, payoffs, or utility in the zone?
If you want utility - I think Jaheira + Agent of the Iron throne is the play
If you want an enabler - Gyome is pretty awesome at making food
If you want a payoff - Dina gets the job done and hits big
If you want utility - I think Jaheira + Agent of the Iron throne is the play
If you want an enabler - Gyome is pretty awesome at making food
If you want a payoff - Dina gets the job done and hits big
September 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Depends on your command-zone philosophy: Do you like enablers, payoffs, or utility in the zone?
If you want utility - I think Jaheira + Agent of the Iron throne is the play
If you want an enabler - Gyome is pretty awesome at making food
If you want a payoff - Dina gets the job done and hits big
If you want utility - I think Jaheira + Agent of the Iron throne is the play
If you want an enabler - Gyome is pretty awesome at making food
If you want a payoff - Dina gets the job done and hits big
(see the following image that shows the changing borders of Israel over the last 70+ years)
September 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
(see the following image that shows the changing borders of Israel over the last 70+ years)
Sure.
The UN defines genocide as (See attached image). Various reports say that Israel is engaging in activities that result in points 1, 2, and 3 on this list.
(this will be a long thread)
The UN defines genocide as (See attached image). Various reports say that Israel is engaging in activities that result in points 1, 2, and 3 on this list.
(this will be a long thread)
September 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Sure.
The UN defines genocide as (See attached image). Various reports say that Israel is engaging in activities that result in points 1, 2, and 3 on this list.
(this will be a long thread)
The UN defines genocide as (See attached image). Various reports say that Israel is engaging in activities that result in points 1, 2, and 3 on this list.
(this will be a long thread)
But let's be clear, saying that the UN has declared this a genocide is not a simple appeal to authority, the UN as a body has a legal definition of the word genocide and they have declared after going through tons of evidence that what Israel is doing fits the definition
September 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
But let's be clear, saying that the UN has declared this a genocide is not a simple appeal to authority, the UN as a body has a legal definition of the word genocide and they have declared after going through tons of evidence that what Israel is doing fits the definition
Here's a little starter kit
September 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Here's a little starter kit
Nothing like a 12/12 ready to hit fresh after a board wipe
August 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Nothing like a 12/12 ready to hit fresh after a board wipe
I feel like these are good contenders
July 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I feel like these are good contenders
The 3 card 80 cent combo in question.
May 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The 3 card 80 cent combo in question.
Some of my plans include 5-color changelings with Horde of Nortions, Sultai Kotis Theft, and Mono Blue Taigam time shenanigans.
May 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Some of my plans include 5-color changelings with Horde of Nortions, Sultai Kotis Theft, and Mono Blue Taigam time shenanigans.
We have karkashima at home
April 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
We have karkashima at home
I recommend using illicit shipment over final parting and saving one of your 3/3 tokens.
April 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I recommend using illicit shipment over final parting and saving one of your 3/3 tokens.
Personally, I'm more of a fan of this Non-Legendary dragon.
April 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Personally, I'm more of a fan of this Non-Legendary dragon.
And the infinite green at instant speed could give you a sneaky win with a huge Biomass Mutation
April 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
And the infinite green at instant speed could give you a sneaky win with a huge Biomass Mutation
There are also some other variations like with Whisperwood elemental in response to a board wipe (be careful not to deck yourself)/ Deathmist Raptor & Temur war Shaman (You loop Raptor and use it to fight every creature with 2+ power). Of course having Scute Swarm is a kicker to any of these loops
April 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
There are also some other variations like with Whisperwood elemental in response to a board wipe (be careful not to deck yourself)/ Deathmist Raptor & Temur war Shaman (You loop Raptor and use it to fight every creature with 2+ power). Of course having Scute Swarm is a kicker to any of these loops
Don't have a decklist, but I do have some sauce.
April 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Don't have a decklist, but I do have some sauce.
Goes infinite with animate dead
April 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Goes infinite with animate dead
Big fan of this combo. Lots of treasures for a rakdos sacrifice party!
February 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Big fan of this combo. Lots of treasures for a rakdos sacrifice party!