Crab
@crispcrustacean.bsky.social
Chronic doodler, Counseling Grad Student, Magic the Gathering enthusiast.
I love dogs, fungi, crabs, and corvids
Known for always having the correct opinion and massive hubris.
I love dogs, fungi, crabs, and corvids
Known for always having the correct opinion and massive hubris.
I think that would be a good summation.
If you want to have all the information but gatekeep it from everyone else you could be a Ryze.
If you want to have all the information but gatekeep it from everyone else you could be a Ryze.
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I think that would be a good summation.
If you want to have all the information but gatekeep it from everyone else you could be a Ryze.
If you want to have all the information but gatekeep it from everyone else you could be a Ryze.
In the same vein, Mark Zuckerberg through his company Meta has donated Millions of dollars to the Trump campaign. And he controls the facebook discovery algorithm.
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
In the same vein, Mark Zuckerberg through his company Meta has donated Millions of dollars to the Trump campaign. And he controls the facebook discovery algorithm.
Google has also donated a significant amount of money to the Trump Ballroom - and they also control the search algorithms for YouTube and the most popular search engine in the world.
November 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Google has also donated a significant amount of money to the Trump Ballroom - and they also control the search algorithms for YouTube and the most popular search engine in the world.
Comcast, another one of the largest media conglomerates in the US, owns Skynews and NBC Universal. Comcast also has donated Millions of dollars to the Trump campaign and the Trump Ballroom
November 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Comcast, another one of the largest media conglomerates in the US, owns Skynews and NBC Universal. Comcast also has donated Millions of dollars to the Trump campaign and the Trump Ballroom
Additionally, the Murdoch family is Austrailan, and while Rupert is naturalized the current chair of News Corp and defacto head of the Murdoch family, Lachlan Murdoch, is not. Yet he controls a very significant portion of our media landscape and donates vast amounts of wealth to our politicians.
November 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Additionally, the Murdoch family is Austrailan, and while Rupert is naturalized the current chair of News Corp and defacto head of the Murdoch family, Lachlan Murdoch, is not. Yet he controls a very significant portion of our media landscape and donates vast amounts of wealth to our politicians.
News Corp, a large media conglomerate which includes The New York Post, California Post, Dow Jones, and the Wall Street Journal, is owned by Rupert Murdoch (And his children), who also own Fox News. The Murdoch family donates MILLIONS regularly to conservative PACS.
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
News Corp, a large media conglomerate which includes The New York Post, California Post, Dow Jones, and the Wall Street Journal, is owned by Rupert Murdoch (And his children), who also own Fox News. The Murdoch family donates MILLIONS regularly to conservative PACS.
Hey Comcast, your bias is showing. Maybe don't donate multiple millions of dollars to the Trump campaign before you use your news org to conduct blatantly biased reporting against his political enemies.
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Hey Comcast, your bias is showing. Maybe don't donate multiple millions of dollars to the Trump campaign before you use your news org to conduct blatantly biased reporting against his political enemies.
Skynews is owned by Comcast. Comcast is helping fund the Trump Ballroom (PBS) and has donated at least $1 million to the Trump Campaign (Newsweek).
Feels like good old fashioned biased reporting based on finances.
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
www.newsweek.com/american-bus...
Feels like good old fashioned biased reporting based on finances.
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
www.newsweek.com/american-bus...
Who’s paying for Trump’s $300 million ballroom?
The president has maintained that the multi-million-dollar project will be paid by private donations — and not by taxpayers.
www.pbs.org
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Skynews is owned by Comcast. Comcast is helping fund the Trump Ballroom (PBS) and has donated at least $1 million to the Trump Campaign (Newsweek).
Feels like good old fashioned biased reporting based on finances.
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
www.newsweek.com/american-bus...
Feels like good old fashioned biased reporting based on finances.
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
www.newsweek.com/american-bus...
Dude you look like you're hosting the Hunger Games
November 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Dude you look like you're hosting the Hunger Games
There is only one earthbender in Ba Sing Se
mythicspoiler.com/tla/cards/lo...
mythicspoiler.com/tla/cards/lo...
mythicspoiler.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
There is only one earthbender in Ba Sing Se
mythicspoiler.com/tla/cards/lo...
mythicspoiler.com/tla/cards/lo...
October 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
So if you sac 5 foods while holding priority do you do the effect 5 times?
October 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
So if you sac 5 foods while holding priority do you do the effect 5 times?
Yes I am a bad person.
October 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Yes I am a bad person.
He thinks that it shouldn't exist as an apartheid ethnostate - it is not reasonable to believe that apartheid ethnostates are a just form of government.
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
He thinks that it shouldn't exist as an apartheid ethnostate - it is not reasonable to believe that apartheid ethnostates are a just form of government.
Yo that is sick as fuck. I think a 1/1 flagbarer with undying would be a great uncommon in a modern horizons set
October 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Yo that is sick as fuck. I think a 1/1 flagbarer with undying would be a great uncommon in a modern horizons set
I used to be pro "hybrid mana shouldn't count against identity" but there are too many edge cases that complicate that reality from being a thing to where I am no longer in that camp.
October 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I used to be pro "hybrid mana shouldn't count against identity" but there are too many edge cases that complicate that reality from being a thing to where I am no longer in that camp.
Not only is Lorwyn ahead by a country mile, but the 2nd and 3rd place are also not universe beyond sets.
October 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Not only is Lorwyn ahead by a country mile, but the 2nd and 3rd place are also not universe beyond sets.
Lizard people? Foolish conspiracy.
Mantis Shrimp people however...
Mantis Shrimp people however...
October 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Lizard people? Foolish conspiracy.
Mantis Shrimp people however...
Mantis Shrimp people however...
I would like this image as a card altar on despark
October 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I would like this image as a card altar on despark
Honestly, its a good silver bullet for any of those "You can have any number of this card" decks if they frequent your lgs/play group
October 18, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Honestly, its a good silver bullet for any of those "You can have any number of this card" decks if they frequent your lgs/play group
I dont play standard so idk what equipment synergies are available to you right now. Maybe some of the job select equipment (like Machinist's arsenal) can keep your creature/equipment ratio more balanced
October 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I dont play standard so idk what equipment synergies are available to you right now. Maybe some of the job select equipment (like Machinist's arsenal) can keep your creature/equipment ratio more balanced
All your creatures being legendary seems awkward
October 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
All your creatures being legendary seems awkward