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· Nov 21
:^) out of context takes bluesky (rip to the twitter thread 💔 four beautiful years)
a 1-2 isn't enough i need lando norris to evaporate
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
a 1-2 isn't enough i need lando norris to evaporate
my biggest takeaway from rewatching line of duty for the first time since becoming a wheelchair user is that i think if shows are going to put a character in a wheelchair for a temporary storyline they need to provide mandatory wheelchair training . bc ableds look RIDICULOUS when they try to wheel
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
my biggest takeaway from rewatching line of duty for the first time since becoming a wheelchair user is that i think if shows are going to put a character in a wheelchair for a temporary storyline they need to provide mandatory wheelchair training . bc ableds look RIDICULOUS when they try to wheel
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Women who actually live in the world:
"Please can you do something about men day drinking on the street / public transport and kicking off."
TERFs:
"No! Focus on the real problems! There might be a trans woman in my bird watching group. No, she hasn't actually done anything, why?"
"Please can you do something about men day drinking on the street / public transport and kicking off."
TERFs:
"No! Focus on the real problems! There might be a trans woman in my bird watching group. No, she hasn't actually done anything, why?"
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Women who actually live in the world:
"Please can you do something about men day drinking on the street / public transport and kicking off."
TERFs:
"No! Focus on the real problems! There might be a trans woman in my bird watching group. No, she hasn't actually done anything, why?"
"Please can you do something about men day drinking on the street / public transport and kicking off."
TERFs:
"No! Focus on the real problems! There might be a trans woman in my bird watching group. No, she hasn't actually done anything, why?"
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"akld;mfpkowmmv.v,, doigj oij,af,.gmjs[oidmgoij[oic jocjqdgfaksdmg[ain.c,f-o”
Extract from 'An Infinite Number of Monkeys: the Early Years'
Extract from 'An Infinite Number of Monkeys: the Early Years'
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"akld;mfpkowmmv.v,, doigj oij,af,.gmjs[oidmgoij[oic jocjqdgfaksdmg[ain.c,f-o”
Extract from 'An Infinite Number of Monkeys: the Early Years'
Extract from 'An Infinite Number of Monkeys: the Early Years'
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Which character from Greek mythology was the best at making fruit drinks?
Medusa
Medusa
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Which character from Greek mythology was the best at making fruit drinks?
Medusa
Medusa
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feel old yet? the stranger things kids are 47
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
feel old yet? the stranger things kids are 47
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You may need a certain knowledge of collective nouns for this one.
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
October 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
You may need a certain knowledge of collective nouns for this one.
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
the commentators questioning what the crowd have against norris as if the answer isn't his personality
October 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
the commentators questioning what the crowd have against norris as if the answer isn't his personality
if the commentators are going to tell me that mclaren managed a great pit stop i would Love for the broadcast to TELL ME HOW LONG THE PIT STOP WAS
October 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
if the commentators are going to tell me that mclaren managed a great pit stop i would Love for the broadcast to TELL ME HOW LONG THE PIT STOP WAS
i think the usa owes britain a great deal of thanks (we are singlehandedly responsible for them not having the most grating national anthem in the world)
October 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
i think the usa owes britain a great deal of thanks (we are singlehandedly responsible for them not having the most grating national anthem in the world)
unsure what it says about the field of medieval studies that i see more trans flags down this one (1) hallway of parkinson than across the rest of campus put together
October 9, 2025 at 10:29 AM
unsure what it says about the field of medieval studies that i see more trans flags down this one (1) hallway of parkinson than across the rest of campus put together
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Free Oscar Piastri. Let him go home and nap and not think about his useless vegetable of a teammate for two months
October 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Free Oscar Piastri. Let him go home and nap and not think about his useless vegetable of a teammate for two months
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Because he's a charmless, sulky , unsporting little twerp.
October 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Because he's a charmless, sulky , unsporting little twerp.
for the most part my mother is a fairly laid back woman and reserves all her vitriol for politicians and the "bloody boy racers" on the dual carriageway outside our house
the exception to this is that she routinely prays for the downfall of lando norris and it brings me Immense joy
the exception to this is that she routinely prays for the downfall of lando norris and it brings me Immense joy
October 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
for the most part my mother is a fairly laid back woman and reserves all her vitriol for politicians and the "bloody boy racers" on the dual carriageway outside our house
the exception to this is that she routinely prays for the downfall of lando norris and it brings me Immense joy
the exception to this is that she routinely prays for the downfall of lando norris and it brings me Immense joy
i think every single abled person who talks about "the ticketmaster war" should undergo a mandatory five-gig-programme in which they're only allowed to book tickets in whatever way that event offers tickets to its disabled customers
September 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
i think every single abled person who talks about "the ticketmaster war" should undergo a mandatory five-gig-programme in which they're only allowed to book tickets in whatever way that event offers tickets to its disabled customers
spoiler: buying tickets for a gig still isn't Trial by Ordeal unless you have the audacity to be doing it while disabled
I'm sure buying tickets for a gig didn't used to be Trial by Ordeal. Offspring is in a lecture, and has asked me to try and get accessible tickets for a gig next year. Phone line variously gives me engaged tone/number not recognised/automated message saying not taking calls at this time.
September 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
spoiler: buying tickets for a gig still isn't Trial by Ordeal unless you have the audacity to be doing it while disabled
i HATE living in a country where the official conversations around health & social care are "how can we take support away from as many disabled people as possible?" and "should we let the transgenders into our good british hospitals?" and nowt about providing equal opportunities to disabled people
September 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
i HATE living in a country where the official conversations around health & social care are "how can we take support away from as many disabled people as possible?" and "should we let the transgenders into our good british hospitals?" and nowt about providing equal opportunities to disabled people
a plague on the house of anyone who responds to news of a disabled person's death with "they're healthy & unbound in heaven now"
a thousand plagues on the entire bloodline of ppl who use ai to generate a fuckass image of the dead disabled person running through heaven completely able-bodied
a thousand plagues on the entire bloodline of ppl who use ai to generate a fuckass image of the dead disabled person running through heaven completely able-bodied
September 23, 2025 at 11:20 AM
a plague on the house of anyone who responds to news of a disabled person's death with "they're healthy & unbound in heaven now"
a thousand plagues on the entire bloodline of ppl who use ai to generate a fuckass image of the dead disabled person running through heaven completely able-bodied
a thousand plagues on the entire bloodline of ppl who use ai to generate a fuckass image of the dead disabled person running through heaven completely able-bodied
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One day I hope to be ubiquitous. That's me all over.
September 20, 2025 at 9:41 AM
One day I hope to be ubiquitous. That's me all over.
everyone say well done to the big brave beautiful baby for getting dental surgery this morning and valiantly summoning the courage to curl up in front of the fire once home
September 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
everyone say well done to the big brave beautiful baby for getting dental surgery this morning and valiantly summoning the courage to curl up in front of the fire once home
i've seen so many posts the last few days from white republicans about how heartbreaking it is to "watch people celebrating the death of someone like me"
respectfully lads if charlie kirk was "just like you" then that's on you
if you want to be mourned with compassion, start living with compassion
respectfully lads if charlie kirk was "just like you" then that's on you
if you want to be mourned with compassion, start living with compassion
September 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
i've seen so many posts the last few days from white republicans about how heartbreaking it is to "watch people celebrating the death of someone like me"
respectfully lads if charlie kirk was "just like you" then that's on you
if you want to be mourned with compassion, start living with compassion
respectfully lads if charlie kirk was "just like you" then that's on you
if you want to be mourned with compassion, start living with compassion
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Good of the telegraph to remind us that as well as racist coked up men with prior convictions for dv, the racist march led by a racist that descended into racist violence also included some racists who shop at oliver bonas & think running the church fete tombola makes them nice people
September 16, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Good of the telegraph to remind us that as well as racist coked up men with prior convictions for dv, the racist march led by a racist that descended into racist violence also included some racists who shop at oliver bonas & think running the church fete tombola makes them nice people
mother: oh, i like this, but i probably shouldn't spend a tenner on it
me: *immediately puts it in my basket*
mother: don't be ridiculous
me: you bought yesterday's food
didn't find out until 20 minutes later that she took that explanation as "so i saved a tenner & can treat myself", not as a gift
me: *immediately puts it in my basket*
mother: don't be ridiculous
me: you bought yesterday's food
didn't find out until 20 minutes later that she took that explanation as "so i saved a tenner & can treat myself", not as a gift
September 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
mother: oh, i like this, but i probably shouldn't spend a tenner on it
me: *immediately puts it in my basket*
mother: don't be ridiculous
me: you bought yesterday's food
didn't find out until 20 minutes later that she took that explanation as "so i saved a tenner & can treat myself", not as a gift
me: *immediately puts it in my basket*
mother: don't be ridiculous
me: you bought yesterday's food
didn't find out until 20 minutes later that she took that explanation as "so i saved a tenner & can treat myself", not as a gift
i see daily debates on ig/threads/fb/etc about us american tipping culture and whether or not it's unreasonable that almost always boils down to "if u don't tip ur fully evil"
meanwhile today we had incredible service at a restaurant and the guy Wouldn't Let Us Tip even tho we wanted to give 20%
meanwhile today we had incredible service at a restaurant and the guy Wouldn't Let Us Tip even tho we wanted to give 20%
August 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
i see daily debates on ig/threads/fb/etc about us american tipping culture and whether or not it's unreasonable that almost always boils down to "if u don't tip ur fully evil"
meanwhile today we had incredible service at a restaurant and the guy Wouldn't Let Us Tip even tho we wanted to give 20%
meanwhile today we had incredible service at a restaurant and the guy Wouldn't Let Us Tip even tho we wanted to give 20%
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it needs to be asserted at every opportunity that the catholic school shooting is the end result of detrans grifting and white supremacy
Not sure if trans Bluesky had analyzed the possibility, but perhaps, the Minnesota shooter had detransitioned owing to the far-right?
![A Facebook post from Sophie Labelle, reading:
“"I only keep [the long hair] because it is pretty much my last shred of being trans. I am tired of being trans, I wish I never brain-washed myself."
These are the words of the detransitioner shooter who cowardly opened fire on children yesterday in Minneapolis.
It's right there in his manifesto. I will be using he, because of his own admission that he wasn't trans, he only "brain-washed himself" into believing so.
Right-wing detransitioners who have been fighting against trans rights around the world for years now have been screaming that their narratives weren't being heard. They will find that the words of the Minneapolis shooter are eerily similar to what they've been repeating in courts and committee hearings everywhere.
What we have here is a clear case of right-wing anti-trans indoctrination.
The Minneapolis shooter was a radicalized right-wing detransitioner.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ckhgxna3isqjqtvegqu3wkoi/bafkreifrbyg46okoxfi4yklrcvhwz2u73vbpjocmp2krhiwb5vw3kptfia@jpeg)
August 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
it needs to be asserted at every opportunity that the catholic school shooting is the end result of detrans grifting and white supremacy