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"An over-fed, long haired, leaping gnome." Expert pessimist. Keeper of weird memes, strange opinions, Kamen Rider stuff and low profiles (he/them) "There may be tomorrows, but I'm not sure there's a future."
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Since we're all doing intros and it gets my mind offa fire-breathing, here you go.
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show 📺
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show 📺
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hi fashun baby, phantom girl with the most slaying design
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
hi fashun baby, phantom girl with the most slaying design
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DOOF TRAM YADSEUT
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
DOOF TRAM YADSEUT
GUNDAM FIGHT ALL SET
READY GOOOOOOOOOO!
READY GOOOOOOOOOO!
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
GUNDAM FIGHT ALL SET
READY GOOOOOOOOOO!
READY GOOOOOOOOOO!
Tojima fucked Kuma UP.
Tojima Solos a Bear | Tojima Wants to Be a Kamen Rider
YouTube video by Crunchyroll
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Tojima fucked Kuma UP.
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Burning Godzilla 2000 !
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Burning Godzilla 2000 !
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If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai
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everyone who’s suffering and about to suffer more just needs to hold on until we can get the Good Guys back in power, at which point they will eventually temporarily undo 15% of the prior 4 years’ devastation while huffily chiding anyone expecting more for not understanding how things actually work
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
everyone who’s suffering and about to suffer more just needs to hold on until we can get the Good Guys back in power, at which point they will eventually temporarily undo 15% of the prior 4 years’ devastation while huffily chiding anyone expecting more for not understanding how things actually work
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me watching the parade with my friend
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
me watching the parade with my friend
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It is. Godai is a stand-up dude.
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It is. Godai is a stand-up dude.
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
![A meme depicting a woman staring at her phone with one hand on her head, with the following text below:
IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD?
What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean:
brb = bell rang bro
rofl = rang out for lost (crew)
bff = big freakin' freigher
lol = Load of Ore on the Lake
smh = shift minutes to hours
glhf = Great Lakes hella freighter
tbh = taconite be haulin'
stfu = steer the freighter upwind
tfw = that freakin' witch (of November)
asl = a ship lost
gg = Gitche Gumee
idc = immoderate deadweight capacity
btw = beneath the waves
afk = a freighter kaput
hbd = hauler's beacon down
ily = iron load yonder
jk = just [24] kilometers
lmao = lost my abyssal ore
nbd = north bound draft
glhf = good lord, hold flooding
omg = obliteratingly massive gales
tmi = too much iron
wtf = White Fish (Bay)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ccm7gttkbfs2eyyrlpshmeun/bafkreib6ughtj23oqdskaisavrueyn6fijujbp2e663h6p6ukx74lbibyu@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
The little death that brings total obliteration.
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The little death that brings total obliteration.
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Won't you believe in him?
Even if there is no God or Buddha
Tojima wants to be a Kamen Rider
Even if there is no God or Buddha
Tojima wants to be a Kamen Rider
Teddyloid OST Battling for Screen Time | Tojima Wants to Be a Kamen Rider
YouTube video by Crunchyroll
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Won't you believe in him?
Even if there is no God or Buddha
Tojima wants to be a Kamen Rider
Even if there is no God or Buddha
Tojima wants to be a Kamen Rider
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Again.
Agents of SHIELD but Kamen Rider.
Agents of SHIELD but Kamen Rider.
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Again.
Agents of SHIELD but Kamen Rider.
Agents of SHIELD but Kamen Rider.
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An old moon knight sketch, I intended on finishing it later never got around to it.
I was going for a spectre of the night type of feel
#Wip
I was going for a spectre of the night type of feel
#Wip
June 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
An old moon knight sketch, I intended on finishing it later never got around to it.
I was going for a spectre of the night type of feel
#Wip
I was going for a spectre of the night type of feel
#Wip
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When Mamdani implements Wuxia Law, all legal disputes will be adjudicated via wordless spear duel with your old shifu, balancing atop a grove of bamboo, to the solemn tune of a panflute...
Mamdani is going to implement Salamander law. NYPD will set up check points to test the locals, to see whether they can tell the difference between salamander and lizard.
Mamdani is going to implement Shaolin law. If you want a measure to pass in the city you have to snatch the pebble from his palm
November 9, 2025 at 7:59 AM
When Mamdani implements Wuxia Law, all legal disputes will be adjudicated via wordless spear duel with your old shifu, balancing atop a grove of bamboo, to the solemn tune of a panflute...
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You WILL believe a key can be inserted with MAXIMUM DRAMA
gaogaigar henshin final fusion
YouTube video by Val-Rei 無差別格闘流 Musabetsu Kakutō Ryū
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
You WILL believe a key can be inserted with MAXIMUM DRAMA
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Anxiety: What if you're not good enough
Depression: Everyone hates you
Kraid quick kill:
Depression: Everyone hates you
Kraid quick kill:
November 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Anxiety: What if you're not good enough
Depression: Everyone hates you
Kraid quick kill:
Depression: Everyone hates you
Kraid quick kill:
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I absofuckinglutely refuse to have a car where I cannot unlock or turn on the fucking thing PHYSICALLY
if my keyfob goes dead I still have the fucking key sticking out of the top of it to open my car. The idea of starting my car with an electronic-only net-connected device is fucking horrifying
if my keyfob goes dead I still have the fucking key sticking out of the top of it to open my car. The idea of starting my car with an electronic-only net-connected device is fucking horrifying
Because hacking a car fob is a fuckload more difficult than hacking a phone what is even fucking wrong with you
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I absofuckinglutely refuse to have a car where I cannot unlock or turn on the fucking thing PHYSICALLY
if my keyfob goes dead I still have the fucking key sticking out of the top of it to open my car. The idea of starting my car with an electronic-only net-connected device is fucking horrifying
if my keyfob goes dead I still have the fucking key sticking out of the top of it to open my car. The idea of starting my car with an electronic-only net-connected device is fucking horrifying
. . .yeah, this is totally the same dude who directed ANGEL'S REVENGE.
Applying the same level of effort, too.
Applying the same level of effort, too.
SATAN'S CHEERLEADERS (1977) | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Multicom Entertainment
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
. . .yeah, this is totally the same dude who directed ANGEL'S REVENGE.
Applying the same level of effort, too.
Applying the same level of effort, too.