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"An over-fed, long haired, leaping gnome." Expert pessimist. Keeper of weird memes, strange opinions, Kamen Rider stuff and low profiles (he/them) "There may be tomorrows, but I'm not sure there's a future."
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Interviewer: So this 2025 Twink, somehow got widowed in the 60s, went to space in the 70s, shredded a drug lord in the 80s and got called a dinosaur in 1995?
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Interviewer: So this 2025 Twink, somehow got widowed in the 60s, went to space in the 70s, shredded a drug lord in the 80s and got called a dinosaur in 1995?
The Inoue fairly radiates off it.
This plot coulda been a CHANGERION ep, it's that zany
This plot coulda been a CHANGERION ep, it's that zany
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The Inoue fairly radiates off it.
This plot coulda been a CHANGERION ep, it's that zany
This plot coulda been a CHANGERION ep, it's that zany
Didn't even mention he's been married for 7 years after this.
This is not "watchmaker intricate" continuity.
This is not "watchmaker intricate" continuity.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Didn't even mention he's been married for 7 years after this.
This is not "watchmaker intricate" continuity.
This is not "watchmaker intricate" continuity.
BALLOOOON
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
BALLOOOON
CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD
YE NOT GUILTY
YE NOT GUILTY
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD
YE NOT GUILTY
YE NOT GUILTY
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I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
![A meme depicting a woman staring at her phone with one hand on her head, with the following text below:
IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD?
What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean:
brb = bell rang bro
rofl = rang out for lost (crew)
bff = big freakin' freigher
lol = Load of Ore on the Lake
smh = shift minutes to hours
glhf = Great Lakes hella freighter
tbh = taconite be haulin'
stfu = steer the freighter upwind
tfw = that freakin' witch (of November)
asl = a ship lost
gg = Gitche Gumee
idc = immoderate deadweight capacity
btw = beneath the waves
afk = a freighter kaput
hbd = hauler's beacon down
ily = iron load yonder
jk = just [24] kilometers
lmao = lost my abyssal ore
nbd = north bound draft
glhf = good lord, hold flooding
omg = obliteratingly massive gales
tmi = too much iron
wtf = White Fish (Bay)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ccm7gttkbfs2eyyrlpshmeun/bafkreib6ughtj23oqdskaisavrueyn6fijujbp2e663h6p6ukx74lbibyu@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
Akakage was so awesome he popped up in the 90's GIANT ROBO anime.
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Akakage was so awesome he popped up in the 90's GIANT ROBO anime.