Tommy
@cretinhops.bsky.social
22. Your local loser. Lover of movies, music, books, comics, and video games. Bad leftist. Generally incompetent. ACAB.
I hate this mf so much. Bottom-tier Animal Crossing villager
March 15, 2024 at 6:44 AM
I hate this mf so much. Bottom-tier Animal Crossing villager
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Cats figured out that if you're going to be annoying you also have to be funny and that's something we could all learn from
March 9, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Cats figured out that if you're going to be annoying you also have to be funny and that's something we could all learn from
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The purr-fect little free library!
March 9, 2024 at 7:22 PM
The purr-fect little free library!
The Weezer Red Album is fun as hell and anyone who says otherwise is wrong
March 9, 2024 at 11:55 PM
The Weezer Red Album is fun as hell and anyone who says otherwise is wrong
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JUDGE: I do not recommend representing yourself.
ME: Oh, don’t worry *pulls ventriloquist dummy from briefcase* I won’t be.
ME: Oh, don’t worry *pulls ventriloquist dummy from briefcase* I won’t be.
November 28, 2023 at 11:06 PM
JUDGE: I do not recommend representing yourself.
ME: Oh, don’t worry *pulls ventriloquist dummy from briefcase* I won’t be.
ME: Oh, don’t worry *pulls ventriloquist dummy from briefcase* I won’t be.
Make Believe by Weezer isn't even bad. It's not great, but Weezer fans acting like it's awful makes no sense to me
March 2, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Make Believe by Weezer isn't even bad. It's not great, but Weezer fans acting like it's awful makes no sense to me
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Are the workers getting surge wages when they serve 100 customers in an hour
February 26, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Are the workers getting surge wages when they serve 100 customers in an hour
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You gotta have some idealism in you. I firmly believe that. If you don't, what's the fucking point?
February 26, 2024 at 3:42 PM
You gotta have some idealism in you. I firmly believe that. If you don't, what's the fucking point?
Imagine a Muppet puppeteering another Muppet. Imagine the existential horror of that scenario
February 26, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Imagine a Muppet puppeteering another Muppet. Imagine the existential horror of that scenario
Maladroit by Weezer is really damn good. So far none of their albums are lower than a 7/10 imo, but I know I'm coming up on the bad ones soon
February 25, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Maladroit by Weezer is really damn good. So far none of their albums are lower than a 7/10 imo, but I know I'm coming up on the bad ones soon
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The thing about dipshits saying illegals are voting and migrants blah blah blah beyond being obviously false is that if you were coming to the United States from Central America its really funny to imagine your first thought would be “I must elect Mayor Pete, this is why I made this journey”
February 18, 2024 at 1:56 AM
The thing about dipshits saying illegals are voting and migrants blah blah blah beyond being obviously false is that if you were coming to the United States from Central America its really funny to imagine your first thought would be “I must elect Mayor Pete, this is why I made this journey”
The Weezer Green Album is fun, Weezer fans are just mean
February 18, 2024 at 6:01 AM
The Weezer Green Album is fun, Weezer fans are just mean
Kids should not eat inanimate objects
February 16, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Kids should not eat inanimate objects
I personally choose to believe Sesame Street is a real place. You can't convince me Elmo isn't real
February 16, 2024 at 3:05 AM
I personally choose to believe Sesame Street is a real place. You can't convince me Elmo isn't real
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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day
February 13, 2024 at 1:28 AM
It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day
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The bare minimum we should have learned from a devastating pandemic that has killed and disabled millions is that we should stay home when we are sick. Yet, governments beholden to corporate interests are determined to make sure we don't even do that.
February 13, 2024 at 8:39 PM
The bare minimum we should have learned from a devastating pandemic that has killed and disabled millions is that we should stay home when we are sick. Yet, governments beholden to corporate interests are determined to make sure we don't even do that.
HAIM need to drop a new album already, it's been like 4 years
February 13, 2024 at 2:17 PM
HAIM need to drop a new album already, it's been like 4 years
The worst part about the Super Bowl is having to hear everyone at work talk about it afterwards. I don't care about football, let's all just shut the fuck up about it
February 12, 2024 at 3:36 PM
The worst part about the Super Bowl is having to hear everyone at work talk about it afterwards. I don't care about football, let's all just shut the fuck up about it
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Once again, I am asking you for your validation.
February 11, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Once again, I am asking you for your validation.
Kokomo is actually a great song and everyone is too cowardly to admit it
February 12, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Kokomo is actually a great song and everyone is too cowardly to admit it
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I DONT WANT TO HAVE HER DO AN ENTIRE ALBUM ABOUT ME WE HAVE TO WIN
February 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
I DONT WANT TO HAVE HER DO AN ENTIRE ALBUM ABOUT ME WE HAVE TO WIN
At what point do people grow out of teenage angst? Because I'm 22 and it still ain't happened
February 12, 2024 at 5:56 AM
At what point do people grow out of teenage angst? Because I'm 22 and it still ain't happened