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Not here for a long time. Here for a reasonable amount of time. Probably before 10 p.m. central time. If it’s a good time, that’s a plus.
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time for the tweet again
September 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I understand bailing out farmers who suffered some sort of natural disaster or blight to their crops from a parasite, disease, etc.

But that’s not what is happening. They can’t sell their abundant crops because of one man. Trump did it, he can pay the farmers out of his crypto.
September 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
@jennylsq.bsky.social is killing it this afternoon. Keep the pedal down!
July 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet.

ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.
ChatGPT Lost a Chess Game to an Atari 2600
And on the 'Beginner' difficulty level, too.
www.extremetech.com
June 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Los Angeles 2025
June 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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starting the rumor that the Gayle King and Katy Perry that came down from space are not the real Gayle King and Katy Perry anymore
April 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I’ll say it: anyone who sees a movie starring this monarchist fuck is a class traitor
February 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s
theonion.com/jealous...
January 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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RIP to the only decent country ass president of my lifetime
December 29, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood

MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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December 15, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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You can only complain if it’s in the complain region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling whine
December 14, 2024 at 10:24 PM
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Waiter: “Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?”
Me: “Yes please”
Waiter: [clears throat] “THIS TOWN, AHH AHHH, IS COMIN’ LIKE A GHOST TOWN”
December 9, 2024 at 11:50 AM
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Can’t overstate a) how much this is the perfect opening to any work of fiction and b) how much it understands me, personally
December 9, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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Hard agree
You can hate on “Baby it’s Cold Outside” all you want but my least favorite is “Rudolf.” It’s about an atypical being rejected by his peers until he is deemed a useful commodity by an authority figure and then lauded.

Fuck you, reindeer.
December 8, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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I missed having fun with friends 😂🤣
November 20, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
theonion.com/trump-locks-...
November 19, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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Current disposition: Watching My Cousin Vinny. It's got more rule of law than we're gonna see in the next four years.
November 18, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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The Atlantic next week.
November 17, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Looking to connect with folks who might have knowledge of mining techniques for when we might need to dig out of re-education camps.

Rethinking this post as I type this.

Oh well.
November 18, 2024 at 4:37 AM