crankyohkelley
@crankyohkelley.bsky.social
Enabler of shenanigans, innuendo enthusiasts, general menace but at least I’m funny
At least the punk scene is about to be dope
Always seems such a cruel injustice that the mass oppression of people is counterbalanced by art. What a horrible trade
Always seems such a cruel injustice that the mass oppression of people is counterbalanced by art. What a horrible trade
January 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM
At least the punk scene is about to be dope
Always seems such a cruel injustice that the mass oppression of people is counterbalanced by art. What a horrible trade
Always seems such a cruel injustice that the mass oppression of people is counterbalanced by art. What a horrible trade
You know how kids do that thing where they treat their parents like Google? I wanta do that with @hankgreen.bsky.social
December 15, 2024 at 10:05 AM
You know how kids do that thing where they treat their parents like Google? I wanta do that with @hankgreen.bsky.social
After much complaining from my children and friends and sad puppy eyes from my partner I relented and decided to give anime a shot. Started One Piece today, and I’m only 6 episodes in and I already wanta know if there’s Luffy/Zoro fanfic.Please tell me everyone else sees twink Luffy too
November 25, 2024 at 5:26 AM
After much complaining from my children and friends and sad puppy eyes from my partner I relented and decided to give anime a shot. Started One Piece today, and I’m only 6 episodes in and I already wanta know if there’s Luffy/Zoro fanfic.Please tell me everyone else sees twink Luffy too
It feels unnecessary that I have to have a job. Who decided this for me? We beefin
November 22, 2024 at 3:48 PM
It feels unnecessary that I have to have a job. Who decided this for me? We beefin
Went to the Wicked pre-screening last night in full cosplay, stay G33ky my friends @2g33ks.bsky.social
November 21, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Went to the Wicked pre-screening last night in full cosplay, stay G33ky my friends @2g33ks.bsky.social
I do not know how to date. I can do relationships or hoe, pick one, those are the options. I don’t understand the rules of engagement. When did the fadeaway stop working? Does it not? I’m going back to the hoe phase, that shit is so much easier
November 21, 2023 at 3:23 AM
I do not know how to date. I can do relationships or hoe, pick one, those are the options. I don’t understand the rules of engagement. When did the fadeaway stop working? Does it not? I’m going back to the hoe phase, that shit is so much easier
Is there anything more annoying than reading or listening to an audiobook when people just talk to you like you aren’t doing anything?
November 14, 2023 at 3:00 AM
Is there anything more annoying than reading or listening to an audiobook when people just talk to you like you aren’t doing anything?
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Everyday is cheat day when you’ve given up.
November 5, 2023 at 7:27 PM
Everyday is cheat day when you’ve given up.
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Just use the q-tip in your ear. God doesn’t care about us.
November 5, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Just use the q-tip in your ear. God doesn’t care about us.
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I don’t live in fear, but I do hang out there a lot
November 6, 2023 at 3:05 AM
I don’t live in fear, but I do hang out there a lot
@emeryswyld.bsky.social happy birthday baby!!!!
October 31, 2023 at 3:01 AM
@emeryswyld.bsky.social happy birthday baby!!!!
That one time I got stoned and colored a strip of my hair green on a whim because it vaguely goes with my costume 🤓
October 31, 2023 at 3:01 AM
That one time I got stoned and colored a strip of my hair green on a whim because it vaguely goes with my costume 🤓
The downside to me being a stoner is I’m also a talker, and sometimes that’s a real bad combo, I keep telling myself to shut up but brain to mouth wire has been severed
October 17, 2023 at 2:52 AM
The downside to me being a stoner is I’m also a talker, and sometimes that’s a real bad combo, I keep telling myself to shut up but brain to mouth wire has been severed
Faux candles are soulless and make my brain feel squeaky, it’s an unpleasant feeling whenever I see them and I have no idea why
October 9, 2023 at 2:53 AM
Faux candles are soulless and make my brain feel squeaky, it’s an unpleasant feeling whenever I see them and I have no idea why
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Has Bluesky gotten the Always Reblog Tom Holland's Umbrella process underway yet?
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
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September 28, 2023 at 1:30 PM
Has Bluesky gotten the Always Reblog Tom Holland's Umbrella process underway yet?
Am I just stupid or what? Does this app not have dm’s?
October 5, 2023 at 12:43 PM
Am I just stupid or what? Does this app not have dm’s?
I lost so much sleep last night going down @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com bee rabbit hole and logged in tonight to find its still an ongoing discussion. I guess sleep is for the uninterested and existential dread over climate crisis is for the curious
September 26, 2023 at 4:41 AM
I lost so much sleep last night going down @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com bee rabbit hole and logged in tonight to find its still an ongoing discussion. I guess sleep is for the uninterested and existential dread over climate crisis is for the curious
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Time to repost this fabulous meme. Because COME ON.
September 24, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Time to repost this fabulous meme. Because COME ON.
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Citronos devouring his children (2022)
September 24, 2023 at 3:57 PM
Citronos devouring his children (2022)
I hate when I have the perfect stand up routine and no one appreciates it because I’m alone in my shower
September 24, 2023 at 4:14 AM
I hate when I have the perfect stand up routine and no one appreciates it because I’m alone in my shower
My headphones died mid concert I was performing for my cat, this feels like a persona attack and I shall be spending the rest of the day upset he didn’t get to see my big finale
September 11, 2023 at 10:24 PM
My headphones died mid concert I was performing for my cat, this feels like a persona attack and I shall be spending the rest of the day upset he didn’t get to see my big finale
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I know a Feywild entrance when I see one.
September 8, 2023 at 4:37 PM
I know a Feywild entrance when I see one.
I can’t believe I got talked into another social media app, is this where the cool kids are now?
September 9, 2023 at 12:50 AM
I can’t believe I got talked into another social media app, is this where the cool kids are now?