ASteve
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An enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in cosy joggies and pair of grandad slippers.
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Thinking about becoming a handsome ER doc who doesn’t play by the rules
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Thinking about becoming a handsome ER doc who doesn’t play by the rules
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This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
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Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.
October 10, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.
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If this became a weekly series, it would run longer than The Simpsons.
September 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If this became a weekly series, it would run longer than The Simpsons.
Farcebook have sent me this 5-years-ago reminder of when I owned a phone with psychotic predictive text. Around this time it offered up 'Dignitas' for "Busy week: [my son] is off to..."
February 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Farcebook have sent me this 5-years-ago reminder of when I owned a phone with psychotic predictive text. Around this time it offered up 'Dignitas' for "Busy week: [my son] is off to..."
Hope the Arsenal fans are absolutely ripping the piss out of Haaland.
February 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Hope the Arsenal fans are absolutely ripping the piss out of Haaland.
Um. I guess pitching movie ideas is pretty straightforward now.
January 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Um. I guess pitching movie ideas is pretty straightforward now.
So, got my bowel cancer screening kit. The third bullet point in the instructions was hilarious.
January 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
So, got my bowel cancer screening kit. The third bullet point in the instructions was hilarious.
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This picture of Henry Rollins and Nick Cave babysitting is the gift that
keeps on giving
keeps on giving
December 1, 2024 at 6:54 PM
This picture of Henry Rollins and Nick Cave babysitting is the gift that
keeps on giving
keeps on giving
Rewatching Knowing, seeing as it's disappearing from Prime soon. One of NC's better films I think, but someone really should have checked his make-up before rolling the camera.
November 26, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Rewatching Knowing, seeing as it's disappearing from Prime soon. One of NC's better films I think, but someone really should have checked his make-up before rolling the camera.
Wife already has her small work desk Christmas tree up. I regret moving the decorations storage from our loft to our closet.
November 25, 2024 at 9:41 AM
Wife already has her small work desk Christmas tree up. I regret moving the decorations storage from our loft to our closet.
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This is so good.
November 20, 2024 at 12:09 PM
This is so good.
Spawn#2 has gotten me watching Arcane on Netflix. It's brilliant, 3 epsisodes in and I'm completely hooked.
November 22, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Spawn#2 has gotten me watching Arcane on Netflix. It's brilliant, 3 epsisodes in and I'm completely hooked.
Kid #2 dropped off at the station, shopping done, stew on the go in the slow cooker, about to walk the dog. I could get used to days off when my wife works (and complains about literally everything 😀)
November 19, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Kid #2 dropped off at the station, shopping done, stew on the go in the slow cooker, about to walk the dog. I could get used to days off when my wife works (and complains about literally everything 😀)
Found a box of old training notepads from an earlier job in the loft the other day. Now I'm not saying it's been far too long since I sorted this particular part of the loft, but this was being used as a bookmark.
November 12, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Found a box of old training notepads from an earlier job in the loft the other day. Now I'm not saying it's been far too long since I sorted this particular part of the loft, but this was being used as a bookmark.
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LOL good job Elon everyone hates you so much Bluesky is trending on Twitter.
November 11, 2024 at 12:01 AM
LOL good job Elon everyone hates you so much Bluesky is trending on Twitter.
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I seriously doubt she was joking.
November 11, 2024 at 8:35 AM
I seriously doubt she was joking.
December 31, 2023 at 4:43 PM
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me, when good things are happening for my friend: "hey! that's my friend, and good things are happening for them! hell yes! i hope they brag about this because i love to see my friends winning!"
November 14, 2023 at 9:06 PM
me, when good things are happening for my friend: "hey! that's my friend, and good things are happening for them! hell yes! i hope they brag about this because i love to see my friends winning!"
*Eats cheese before bed
*Dreams of being in a job interview when questioned, "what's the stupidest cheese?"
*It's not Roquefort, apparently
*Failed dream interview
*Thanks a lot dream interviewer, I didn't want your stupid job anyway.
*Dreams of being in a job interview when questioned, "what's the stupidest cheese?"
*It's not Roquefort, apparently
*Failed dream interview
*Thanks a lot dream interviewer, I didn't want your stupid job anyway.
November 7, 2023 at 12:21 PM
*Eats cheese before bed
*Dreams of being in a job interview when questioned, "what's the stupidest cheese?"
*It's not Roquefort, apparently
*Failed dream interview
*Thanks a lot dream interviewer, I didn't want your stupid job anyway.
*Dreams of being in a job interview when questioned, "what's the stupidest cheese?"
*It's not Roquefort, apparently
*Failed dream interview
*Thanks a lot dream interviewer, I didn't want your stupid job anyway.