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crankylemming.bsky.social
ASteve
@crankylemming.bsky.social
An enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in cosy joggies and pair of grandad slippers.
Farcebook have sent me this 5-years-ago reminder of when I owned a phone with psychotic predictive text. Around this time it offered up 'Dignitas' for "Busy week: [my son] is off to..."
February 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Um. I guess pitching movie ideas is pretty straightforward now.
January 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
So, got my bowel cancer screening kit. The third bullet point in the instructions was hilarious.
January 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Found a box of old training notepads from an earlier job in the loft the other day. Now I'm not saying it's been far too long since I sorted this particular part of the loft, but this was being used as a bookmark.
November 12, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Happy New Year everyone.

#HappyNewYear
December 31, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Quote reskeet with a picture of your pet. Let’s make the skyline adorable 💓💓💓

This complete throbber.
August 30, 2023 at 3:50 PM