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Chemical engineer. Marxist-Leninist politics enjoyer. Twitter refugee.
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SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.

MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
December 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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Wait, hold on a minute...

THERE we go.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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My "we're not Enron" memo is generating a lot of questions that are answered by the memo
In the memo, “Nvidia also responds to claims that the ‘current situation is analogous to historical accounting frauds (Enron, WorldCom, Lucent) that featured vendor financing and SPVs [special purpose vehicles.)’”

@barrons.com $NVDA
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www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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this dumb shit is what i mean when i say this is a purely aesthetic “politics.” yeah man, why can’t we have a fusion of cosmopolitan social democracy and revanchist hierarchies of wealth and privilege? tough question.
Matt Stoller: “..Trump & Mamdani defeated establishment in their own way, representing hunger of voters on the right & left who want something different. If those sides cd come together.. that would be a sea change in how we organize our political economy”.

www.thebignewsletter.com/p/monopoly-r...
Monopoly Round-Up: Why the Establishment Freaked Out Over a Mamdani-Trump Press Conference
Meta wins its antitrust case, there are now two fire truck antitrust claims, the stock market got wobbly, and Larry Summers was exiled from the establishment, at least for now.
www.thebignewsletter.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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it really was nice to watch action scenes in which the director gave half a fart about spatial awareness, and I'm not just talking about from a Star Wars standpoint bsky.app/profile/bill...
the last jedi is the best star wars film because i do not care about star wars at all and when stuff explodes in the last jedi it looks way cooler than it does in any other star wars movie, thank you for your time
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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it's some kind of journalistic malpractice to tell people an areon going for 30% off of $1600 is a meaningful "discount". you're supposed to get one from a shady facebook marketplace guy for $150 at most
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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constitution perverts love pointing at the letter of the law a bunch of slaveowners wrote down instead of thinking for themselves about what is right
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Stop abusing athletes because you lost a bet

Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Whoever set up a functional gmail style inbox of Epstein's inbox deserves a journalism prize.

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Jmail, logged in as jeevacation@gmail.com
You are logged into jeevacation@gmail.com, Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.
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November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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oh you GOD DAMN THINK?
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Let’s go cosplay poor is crazy
this is pretty insane LMAOOOOOOO
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Butterball CEO: friends I come to you with both challenging and exciting news about my proposed changes for the Butterball company to meet the modern world
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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LMFAO they hid this so fast
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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This is basically KPOP Demon Hunters if you're one of the five people left who hasn't seen KPOP Demon Hunters.
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Every time
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Twitter had to turn off its location feature within hours because thousands of prominent and "verified" MAGA accounts turned out to be foreign and I think it's hilarious that Elon was the one who exposed them all
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Kavanaugh stop. Smashed the kid’s car windows and arrested him. He told them he was a U.S. citizen. The officer replied “I don’t care.”

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
High school senior, a U.S. citizen, detained by ICE in Oregon
The 17-year-old was held more than five hours Friday in an ICE facility, his brother said.
www.oregonlive.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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This is actually a fascinating “cost of labor in the tech sector” dataset…
Meanwhile on Hellsite, who knew all the Elon bots were Nigerian? 🤡
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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When will Elon pay the tariffs on all his imported tweets?
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM