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It is Friday and the store is open until 3:30pm. Today we have stadium combo meal placemats for $5, located on the sales floor between aisles 6&7.
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
"Things are going great and stuff is affordable again" says the people at the app where you pay an extra $17 for everything
At some point embarrassment MUST come
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I feel racist looking at this
i know it’s corny to make fun of trump and call him a cheeto but dear lord lol
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Ok but I'm still not deleting the Jeremy Renner app off me phone
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Americans are flying to Europe to get injured there because it's cheaper than doing it here
I’m in a Barcelona hospital lol
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Jimmy Kimmel joins the NFL, Starbucks, Budweiser, Keurig, Cracker Barrel, Carhartt and a bunch of others as things that rightwingers will brag about putting out of business even though they're still there and doing better than ever
Breaking: Jimmy Kimmel to return Tuesday.
September 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
In movies and games and stuff you'll notice that when a leader does things like deploy troops on the street and hang banners of himself from government buildings he's always the good guy
This is a real photograph of Washington, DC this week, where the United States president has ordered military occupation in peacetime, and ordered the display of colossal portraits of himself.

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
August 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My mother gave us a set of cards with date night ideas. @lansingmifacts.com does she secretly work for you guys
June 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"It makes me feel unsafe" with zero concrete reason is just how liberals say "I'm racist"
this is an embarrassing thing for this guy to say in public but also touches on something that constantly rankles me, which is the vague idea of "feeling unsafe" as a problem that someone else needs to solve for you regardless of whether you are actually unsafe or not
June 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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It is Friday and the store is open until 3:30pm! Need to take an MRI of a mouse or other small animal? The EchoMRI Whole Body Composition Analyzer is available in-store for $2,000.
June 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Ok, listen up, libturds. Here's why this is actually good,
So Starship Ship 36 just detonated *before* the static fire test - fueled and waiting for the test. Looks like the top tank lets go and sets off the whole stack. It would be bad enough if it let go during the static fire test, but it just blew up. And it's cooking off the fuel tanks on the pad.
June 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Remember when this was a "common sense" solution from your racist aunt and uncle
June 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Opened my personal email on the work computer and Ken Klippenstein sent me a newsletter with the P word in the subject line
May 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
When my mom was a kid they had a tiny little dog about the size of that chihuahua. My uncle had a great dane and brought it over and it killed the little dog within like two hours
i am hyperventilating
May 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This is worse than when she became a Michigan fan
May 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Zendaya acquiring Meechee
April 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
What if there were a political party that bent/broke the rules or found weird loopholes to do things for.....good?
April 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
A week late but there's no bigger "we're back" indicator on earth than MSU starting Small Animals Day up again
April 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Every youth pastor in America this weekend, turning his chair backwards and getting real serious: do you guys know who else was rizzin' indeed
April 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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The Evolution of the Republican Party in Two Adjacent Headlines (1990)
April 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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It’s weird how extra costs trickle down to consumers but extra profits don’t. What’s that all about
April 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
March 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
These are kind of spiritually the same screenshot to me
February 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Remember that one time Nancy Pelosi did a Resistance (ripped a piece of paper in half) and all the sentient "In This House We Believe" yard signs went into ecstasy for like three years? This could be anywhere from 1-5% more effective at actually changing or improving anything!!
How this year’s SOTU should look.
February 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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took me a minute but i found it
February 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM