Mike Sweeney
@courier12.bsky.social
On my better days, I'm a writer. WGAw.
Orbán looks like he should be a villain in the TAKEN franchise. But not the main villain. He's like the sleazy underworld contact that Neeson meets early in Act II and shoots in the knee to get intel about the main villain's Swiss bank transfers.
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Orbán looks like he should be a villain in the TAKEN franchise. But not the main villain. He's like the sleazy underworld contact that Neeson meets early in Act II and shoots in the knee to get intel about the main villain's Swiss bank transfers.
"You hang up first!"
"No, *you* hang up first!"
"No, *you* hang up first!"
Leavitt says Trump and Putin were on the phone for more than 2 hours
October 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"You hang up first!"
"No, *you* hang up first!"
"No, *you* hang up first!"
Some good stuff here.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Some good stuff here.
"The password is 'Fidelio.'"
October 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
"The password is 'Fidelio.'"
"Nothing war can happen, it can only peace happen."
Trump on if he should win the Nobel Peace Prize tomorrow: "I made 7 deals and now it's 8."
October 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"Nothing war can happen, it can only peace happen."
What are the odds he thinks it's *literally* invisible, like a Klingon warship? Pretty good, I'd say.
Trump: "We were a little bit threatened by Russia recently, and I sent a submarine, nuclear submarine. The most lethal weapon ever made. Number one, you can't detect it."
September 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What are the odds he thinks it's *literally* invisible, like a Klingon warship? Pretty good, I'd say.
"I would rather watch well-developed characters, like what you see in foreign films."
Ah yes. Foreign films. So well known for their lack of sex.
Ah yes. Foreign films. So well known for their lack of sex.
A TikTok from this film industry account was posted about how an industry survey of Gen Z media consumers found that a near supermajority of young people thought television and cinema had too much sexual content. These were the comments.
September 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"I would rather watch well-developed characters, like what you see in foreign films."
Ah yes. Foreign films. So well known for their lack of sex.
Ah yes. Foreign films. So well known for their lack of sex.
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Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.
September 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.
Mitochondria-based grift is the powerhouse of the sell.
Move over ivermectin, 'cause there's gonna be a new grift in town. And it goes straight to the Means siblings as Kennedy's long-time griftwhisperers. Read all about it here
buttondown.com/TPGA/archive...
buttondown.com/TPGA/archive...
September 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Mitochondria-based grift is the powerhouse of the sell.
Update from Patel and Bongino:
September 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Update from Patel and Bongino:
MAXIMUM LETHALITY starring Mark Dacascos, Cynthia Rothrock, and Eric Roberts (direct to VHS, 1993).
Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."
September 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
MAXIMUM LETHALITY starring Mark Dacascos, Cynthia Rothrock, and Eric Roberts (direct to VHS, 1993).
Tom Clancy's Naked
Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title
“Tom Clancy’s Star Trek: The Next Generation Technical Manual”
“Tom Clancy’s Star Trek: The Next Generation Technical Manual”
Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title
“Tom Clancy’s Juggs”
“Tom Clancy’s Juggs”
August 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Tom Clancy's Naked
When he doesn't win the Nobel, they're gonna make up an award and call it the American Peace Medal or some shit and give it to him so the toddler can have his Happy Meal toy and he's gonna ramble on about how it's more prestigious than the Nobel quite frankly and that Obama doesn't have one.
Witkoff: "There's only one thing I wish for: that that Nobel committee finally gets its act together and realizes that you are the single finest candidate since that Nobel award was ever talked about."
August 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
When he doesn't win the Nobel, they're gonna make up an award and call it the American Peace Medal or some shit and give it to him so the toddler can have his Happy Meal toy and he's gonna ramble on about how it's more prestigious than the Nobel quite frankly and that Obama doesn't have one.
I believe this is what Jimmy Malone called a blood oath.
Illinois Gov. Pritzker vows to pursue Trump officials who participate in an illegal National Guard deployment to Chicago:
"If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me - not time or political circumstance - from making sure that you face justice under our constitutional rule of law."
"If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me - not time or political circumstance - from making sure that you face justice under our constitutional rule of law."
August 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I believe this is what Jimmy Malone called a blood oath.
Every time he opens his mouth, it sounds like something out of those G.I. JOE P.S.A. parodies.
"I know more about grass than any human being anywhere in the world."
I DARE YOU TO TRY TO TOP THIS, GAVIN @govpressoffice-m.bsky.social
I DARE YOU TO TRY TO TOP THIS, GAVIN @govpressoffice-m.bsky.social
August 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Every time he opens his mouth, it sounds like something out of those G.I. JOE P.S.A. parodies.
THE BIG SLEEP by Raymond Chandler
Philip Marlowe shows his signature wry disdain for the Scriptshadows of 1939. The more things change...
Philip Marlowe shows his signature wry disdain for the Scriptshadows of 1939. The more things change...
July 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
THE BIG SLEEP by Raymond Chandler
Philip Marlowe shows his signature wry disdain for the Scriptshadows of 1939. The more things change...
Philip Marlowe shows his signature wry disdain for the Scriptshadows of 1939. The more things change...
BREAKING: Cardinal Pizzaballa has entered the transfer portal.
May 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
BREAKING: Cardinal Pizzaballa has entered the transfer portal.
Meanwhile, in the Vatican kitchen...
May 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Meanwhile, in the Vatican kitchen...
Remember, if the new pope comes out and sees his shadow, we get six more weeks of Lent.
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Remember, if the new pope comes out and sees his shadow, we get six more weeks of Lent.
It's giving me chills how much this matches the images I've held in my head for the last 35 years.
Take A First Look at Stephen King’s The Long Walk www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st... @vanityfair.com
First Look at Stephen King’s ‘The Long Walk’: The Dystopian Coming-of-Age Story He Considered Too “Merciless” to Film
‘The Hunger Games’ sequel director Francis Lawrence finally brings the “walk or die” tale to the screen after many other attempts stumbled.
www.vanityfair.com
May 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
It's giving me chills how much this matches the images I've held in my head for the last 35 years.
I'd watch an entire ANDOR spinoff about Syril's mom and her hoity-toity friends. GOLDEN GIRLS on Coruscant.
April 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'd watch an entire ANDOR spinoff about Syril's mom and her hoity-toity friends. GOLDEN GIRLS on Coruscant.
In a normal world, this dude would be manning a radar tower in Alaska by now.
Hegseth Said to Have Shared Attack Details in Second Signal Chat
The defense secretary sent sensitive information about strikes in Yemen to an encrypted group chat that included his wife and brother, people familiar with the matter said.
www.nytimes.com
April 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
In a normal world, this dude would be manning a radar tower in Alaska by now.
I have a joke about the Minotaur and it's bound to amaze.
I have a joke about Persephone but someone with more followers took it
I have a joke about Narcissus, but on reflection I--
April 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I have a joke about the Minotaur and it's bound to amaze.
2025: "It's the *Final* Reckoning, guys, we swear..."
2027: "Somehow, Ethan Hunt returned..."
2027: "Somehow, Ethan Hunt returned..."
April 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
2025: "It's the *Final* Reckoning, guys, we swear..."
2027: "Somehow, Ethan Hunt returned..."
2027: "Somehow, Ethan Hunt returned..."