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Crone.
Profile pic is a sexy cement sea nymph with hands positioned such that her nickname is the Wanking Mermaid.
Profile pic is a sexy cement sea nymph with hands positioned such that her nickname is the Wanking Mermaid.
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Yes, because as we know House Democrat endorsements have long been a good bellwether of a candidate's viability. Just ask Zohran Mamdani... oh wait.
Jasmine Crockett’s Senate bid is infuriating some colleagues.
“She might win a primary, but she ain't winning a general in Texas," said a senior House Dem.
Another House Dem told @axios.com: “Just look to see how many House members endorse her candidacy.” www.axios.com/2025/12/12/j...
“She might win a primary, but she ain't winning a general in Texas," said a senior House Dem.
Another House Dem told @axios.com: “Just look to see how many House members endorse her candidacy.” www.axios.com/2025/12/12/j...
"It's a bad decision": Jasmine Crockett enrages fellow House Democrats with Senate bid
"She might win a primary, but she ain't winning a general in Texas," one senior House Democrat said.
www.axios.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Yes, because as we know House Democrat endorsements have long been a good bellwether of a candidate's viability. Just ask Zohran Mamdani... oh wait.
Restaurant people know
December 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Restaurant people know
Walking home from work, bopping along, feelin groovy and whoopsiewhatthefuck scooby doo footwork landed on my ass. Drainage is hard.
December 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Walking home from work, bopping along, feelin groovy and whoopsiewhatthefuck scooby doo footwork landed on my ass. Drainage is hard.
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MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
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Was told by a vet that you can 'probably' perform CPR on a snake, and all I could think was...
a man wearing a party hat is drinking from a bottle
Alt: A fella in a party hat blowing one of those party streamer things that unroll as you blow into them. Whether snakes give a merry toot when you do this to them isn't mentioned in the scientific literature. Yet.
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December 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Was told by a vet that you can 'probably' perform CPR on a snake, and all I could think was...
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the city at christmas time is a magical place. full of wonder.
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
the city at christmas time is a magical place. full of wonder.
“But now, I can baritone that shit and it sounds real.”
Raul Malo, the operatic vocalist and co-founder of the Grammy-winning, Latin-tinged country band the Mavericks, has died at age 60.
Access the free article here: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Access the free article here: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
“But now, I can baritone that shit and it sounds real.”
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Person who actually deserves a trophy is the artist who made the FIFA peace prize trophy look like everyone in the entire world holding their head in their hands out of secondhand embarrassment
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Person who actually deserves a trophy is the artist who made the FIFA peace prize trophy look like everyone in the entire world holding their head in their hands out of secondhand embarrassment
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
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We can only fight this fire with more gasoline. We can only out man the mans with man. Surely this will solve the problem caused by man. This isn’t identity politics. How dare you.
December 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
We can only fight this fire with more gasoline. We can only out man the mans with man. Surely this will solve the problem caused by man. This isn’t identity politics. How dare you.
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If the backyard is full, you’re at Union Pool
If you see a bocce ball, you’re at Union Hall
If you see a bocce ball, you’re at Union Hall
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
If the backyard is full, you’re at Union Pool
If you see a bocce ball, you’re at Union Hall
If you see a bocce ball, you’re at Union Hall
Fuck that guy forever. Happy for muting. Sorry if your name is Louis
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Fuck that guy forever. Happy for muting. Sorry if your name is Louis
The tiny thrill of wearing a sceney band t under a cardigan to a show in Williamsburg and being asked about the band shirt 🥰
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The tiny thrill of wearing a sceney band t under a cardigan to a show in Williamsburg and being asked about the band shirt 🥰
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ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
And so the season of people aggressively demanding I go to the potluck NOW begins
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
And so the season of people aggressively demanding I go to the potluck NOW begins
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Every Democrat needs to make the same video the original six did. Here is the script. Don't leave them hanging.
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Every Democrat needs to make the same video the original six did. Here is the script. Don't leave them hanging.
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It’s a well-known fact:
once you sleep in a shirt, you don’t respect it as much
once you sleep in a shirt, you don’t respect it as much
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
It’s a well-known fact:
once you sleep in a shirt, you don’t respect it as much
once you sleep in a shirt, you don’t respect it as much
Last night I realized that since I’m noping out for thanksgiving that delicious pie I ordered from 4&20 Blackbirds could be dessert and didn’t need to wait until Thursday.
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Last night I realized that since I’m noping out for thanksgiving that delicious pie I ordered from 4&20 Blackbirds could be dessert and didn’t need to wait until Thursday.
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
A very important thing to know about me is I will take the “best” piece of pizza if it’s the one I want, even if it isn’t next in line and needs to be freed. 🍕
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
A very important thing to know about me is I will take the “best” piece of pizza if it’s the one I want, even if it isn’t next in line and needs to be freed. 🍕
In a “follow the wholesale cheesemongers” mood
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
In a “follow the wholesale cheesemongers” mood
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Before women, the workplace was perfect. It was full of trees. There was no need to labor with your hands. You didn’t have to wear pants, or any form of clothes. Every kind of animal was there.
Hmm I may be thinking of something else women supposedly ruined www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Hmm I may be thinking of something else women supposedly ruined www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Women Keep Ruining the Workplace!!
Before they arrived, of course, everything was perfect.
www.theatlantic.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Before women, the workplace was perfect. It was full of trees. There was no need to labor with your hands. You didn’t have to wear pants, or any form of clothes. Every kind of animal was there.
Hmm I may be thinking of something else women supposedly ruined www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Hmm I may be thinking of something else women supposedly ruined www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
I’m salty that my project runway happy place has gone extra catty this season. 😤
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’m salty that my project runway happy place has gone extra catty this season. 😤
He's still detained btw. His next hearing is in January. Did you know that they have to buy socks through the commissary? Did you know that if your commissary fund goes below a certain amount you're more likely to be transferred? Fuck this.
Happy Monday one of my techs was detained by ICE yesterday at his asylum appointment. Fuck this timeline.
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
He's still detained btw. His next hearing is in January. Did you know that they have to buy socks through the commissary? Did you know that if your commissary fund goes below a certain amount you're more likely to be transferred? Fuck this.