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Elon: we equipped Optimus with a breathalyzer in its crotch so if you want to drink text your ex you will need to give Optimus a blow job.
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Elon: we equipped Optimus with a breathalyzer in its crotch so if you want to drink text your ex you will need to give Optimus a blow job.
You love to see it.
The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.
More from the scene
October 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
You love to see it.
I dont agree with the deployment in any way, but I can't be the only one who would rather see the national guard cleaning litter than paratrooping into foreign lands to bring death and destruction.
Moore: "The thing that gets me most about this is how deeply disrespectful this is to members of the National Guard who signed up for this job as I did when I deployed overseas & led paratroopers in combat where we signed up w/the expectation the commander in chief was actually taking it seriously"
August 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I dont agree with the deployment in any way, but I can't be the only one who would rather see the national guard cleaning litter than paratrooping into foreign lands to bring death and destruction.
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Trump suggests he's changing the name the US Department of Defence to the US Department of War:
"It just sounds better... Defence? I don't want to be defence only... We want offence too.
As Department of War, we won everything. And I think we're going to have to go back to that."
"It just sounds better... Defence? I don't want to be defence only... We want offence too.
As Department of War, we won everything. And I think we're going to have to go back to that."
August 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Trump suggests he's changing the name the US Department of Defence to the US Department of War:
"It just sounds better... Defence? I don't want to be defence only... We want offence too.
As Department of War, we won everything. And I think we're going to have to go back to that."
"It just sounds better... Defence? I don't want to be defence only... We want offence too.
As Department of War, we won everything. And I think we're going to have to go back to that."
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once again I will remind people that the structure of unions and labor relations we have in this country was a compromise because the alternative involved firebombing the houses of the executives
August 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
once again I will remind people that the structure of unions and labor relations we have in this country was a compromise because the alternative involved firebombing the houses of the executives
Not today Satan, but I got three days off weekend after next.
August 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Not today Satan, but I got three days off weekend after next.
I found a floor tom at a yard sale for $5! The dog is not impressed.
August 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I found a floor tom at a yard sale for $5! The dog is not impressed.
Look, man, if you saw a swastika in our waffle, that's on you.
August 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Look, man, if you saw a swastika in our waffle, that's on you.
At least the seeds of our replacements are down there living their best life.
Chinese submersible has discovered thousands of worms and molluscs nearly 10 kilometres (six miles) below sea level in the Mariana Trench, the deepest colony of creatures ever observed
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u.afp.com/Sg9Z
July 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM
At least the seeds of our replacements are down there living their best life.
Breaking news: EPA director declares smog refreshing and healthy. Stating "we can no longer stand by and let the clean air lobby demonize innocent carcinogens"
July 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Breaking news: EPA director declares smog refreshing and healthy. Stating "we can no longer stand by and let the clean air lobby demonize innocent carcinogens"
Kirsti Noem's ultimate vision for FEMA, disaster victims are the nuisance pet, and FEMA is the gun.
July 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Kirsti Noem's ultimate vision for FEMA, disaster victims are the nuisance pet, and FEMA is the gun.
Bike rides at dusk rule. Pink orange skies. The cool breeze cruising down a hill. Sometimes, you even get to see bats and owls!
A welcome break from the mundane horrors of our crumbling society.
A welcome break from the mundane horrors of our crumbling society.
July 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Bike rides at dusk rule. Pink orange skies. The cool breeze cruising down a hill. Sometimes, you even get to see bats and owls!
A welcome break from the mundane horrors of our crumbling society.
A welcome break from the mundane horrors of our crumbling society.
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this is the best single-image encapsulation of how modern conservatism works
Texas can't adequately warn people about deadly floods, but it can immediately let me know that a cop got hurt 250 miles away from me.
July 10, 2025 at 5:49 AM
this is the best single-image encapsulation of how modern conservatism works
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Interview with a community member who was maced by departing DHS agents in Macarthur Park
July 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Interview with a community member who was maced by departing DHS agents in Macarthur Park
New shirt from @roryblank.bsky.social just came in the mail. With another new shirt I got at Punk in the Park this weekend. Im picking up a theme.
July 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
New shirt from @roryblank.bsky.social just came in the mail. With another new shirt I got at Punk in the Park this weekend. Im picking up a theme.
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You have no obligation to defend or explain the behavior of random street protesters. We have a lawless government that is flagrantly violating its legal, moral, even philosophical obligations to us. Everything else is secondary
June 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
You have no obligation to defend or explain the behavior of random street protesters. We have a lawless government that is flagrantly violating its legal, moral, even philosophical obligations to us. Everything else is secondary
They should have stormed the stage and tar and feathered her ass.
GOP Sen. Joni Ernst responds to voters saying that cutting Medicaid will kill them: “Well, we all are going to die.”
May 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
They should have stormed the stage and tar and feathered her ass.
Why did he report this? Was he hoping God would send bears to devour the children?
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
May 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Why did he report this? Was he hoping God would send bears to devour the children?
Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers
May 6, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers
But not any kinky shit strictly missionary. No cuddling after.
(manosphere guy) Yeah bro lately I’ve been getting really into heterosexuality
May 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
But not any kinky shit strictly missionary. No cuddling after.
Some days you come home from work, water your plants, take a look at the world and realize there is nothing to do about it but take your pants off and play bass.
May 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Some days you come home from work, water your plants, take a look at the world and realize there is nothing to do about it but take your pants off and play bass.
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Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people
May 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people
The trick is to play so fast that it becomes a slow drone.
April 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The trick is to play so fast that it becomes a slow drone.
I think I'm going to drink a cider in the shower.
April 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I think I'm going to drink a cider in the shower.
Very few places in the world make me feel as misanthropic and homicidal as a Costco parking lot.
April 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Very few places in the world make me feel as misanthropic and homicidal as a Costco parking lot.