the phrase "queer retelling of moby dick" annoys me in the same way the phrase "assless chaps" annoys me. We're just repeating ourselves here. Moby dick was queer from the start and the definition of chaps requires there to be no ass.
December 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
the phrase "queer retelling of moby dick" annoys me in the same way the phrase "assless chaps" annoys me. We're just repeating ourselves here. Moby dick was queer from the start and the definition of chaps requires there to be no ass.
I swear cats have magic powers. My cat just ran in my closet and then i shut the left part door and opened the right to pull her out and she wasnt there! then she meowed behind me fully on the other side of the room
December 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I swear cats have magic powers. My cat just ran in my closet and then i shut the left part door and opened the right to pull her out and she wasnt there! then she meowed behind me fully on the other side of the room
Every day I drive past a 'Live Butcher' sign and every day I misread it as an inspirational message
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Every day I drive past a 'Live Butcher' sign and every day I misread it as an inspirational message
dont you love it when you go to the bathroom and your fly is down and you mentally calculate the last time you went to the bathroom to figure out just how long it has been down?
November 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
dont you love it when you go to the bathroom and your fly is down and you mentally calculate the last time you went to the bathroom to figure out just how long it has been down?
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"In 1642 in the town of Lemgo, Germany, local pharmacist David Welman was accused of witchcraft and being a werewolf. Anonymous hate mail was sent to him, one of which included this sketch."
June 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"In 1642 in the town of Lemgo, Germany, local pharmacist David Welman was accused of witchcraft and being a werewolf. Anonymous hate mail was sent to him, one of which included this sketch."
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I'm taking a few commissions to pay off some credit card debt before our economy crumples up like a dry autumnal leaf. Signal boosts appreciated! :')
⭐Payment via PayPal.
⭐ B/W Sketches
⭐Color w/simple BGs
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⭐ B/W Sketches
⭐Color w/simple BGs
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December 8, 2024 at 6:04 AM
I'm taking a few commissions to pay off some credit card debt before our economy crumples up like a dry autumnal leaf. Signal boosts appreciated! :')
⭐Payment via PayPal.
⭐ B/W Sketches
⭐Color w/simple BGs
Please see this form for additional info/to submit your inquiry: forms.gle/R32L7JYrhksG...
⭐Payment via PayPal.
⭐ B/W Sketches
⭐Color w/simple BGs
Please see this form for additional info/to submit your inquiry: forms.gle/R32L7JYrhksG...
Have you ever sung the abc song with someone and then felt shitty that the song forces you to demand they sing it with you next time? THEY ALREADY DID
September 21, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Have you ever sung the abc song with someone and then felt shitty that the song forces you to demand they sing it with you next time? THEY ALREADY DID
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I've had the absolute pleasure of doing the cover illustrations and layout designs for Katie Crabb's Constellation Trilogy. The last of the three books, Sailing By Gemini's Star, comes out this May.
This really has been a dream project. Would love to do more cover work, so send me your inquiries. 👀
This really has been a dream project. Would love to do more cover work, so send me your inquiries. 👀
March 11, 2024 at 5:56 PM
I've had the absolute pleasure of doing the cover illustrations and layout designs for Katie Crabb's Constellation Trilogy. The last of the three books, Sailing By Gemini's Star, comes out this May.
This really has been a dream project. Would love to do more cover work, so send me your inquiries. 👀
This really has been a dream project. Would love to do more cover work, so send me your inquiries. 👀
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Dorothy Parker to Robert Benchley, December 31, 1929. Happy New Year!
December 31, 2023 at 8:29 PM
Dorothy Parker to Robert Benchley, December 31, 1929. Happy New Year!
when did bsky become butterfly? Were we in cocoon all this time?
December 29, 2023 at 6:22 AM
when did bsky become butterfly? Were we in cocoon all this time?
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made a gofundme for my cat, who will need surgery in order to keep living and being the best cat ever so please, if you can donate or share around to people who can i'd appreciate it www.gofundme.com/f/7wxpy-plea...
Please Help Save My Cat, organized by Beka Black
This morning I had to take my baby, my 15-going-on-16 year old baby cat Doofus, to the urgent care… Beka Black needs your support for Please Help Save My Cat
www.gofundme.com
November 30, 2023 at 9:50 PM
made a gofundme for my cat, who will need surgery in order to keep living and being the best cat ever so please, if you can donate or share around to people who can i'd appreciate it www.gofundme.com/f/7wxpy-plea...
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It’s worth remembering that public libraries have not always been on the right side of history and that our current ethics and core values evolved from our mistakes 📚
October 22, 2023 at 2:36 PM
It’s worth remembering that public libraries have not always been on the right side of history and that our current ethics and core values evolved from our mistakes 📚
My weather app pinged me that a tropical depression was on the way and my first thought was "I haven't had that kind of depression before"
October 23, 2023 at 10:09 PM
My weather app pinged me that a tropical depression was on the way and my first thought was "I haven't had that kind of depression before"
great signs I've seen recently
October 18, 2023 at 9:41 PM
great signs I've seen recently
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I don’t think the Bake Off tent is a real place, I think it’s a discrete metaphysical plane much like the twin peaks red room
October 17, 2023 at 12:24 AM
I don’t think the Bake Off tent is a real place, I think it’s a discrete metaphysical plane much like the twin peaks red room
once again, I am asking why google drive is not the place where I figure out how long it takes to drive somewhere
October 13, 2023 at 5:52 PM
once again, I am asking why google drive is not the place where I figure out how long it takes to drive somewhere
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October is here let's go
October 2, 2023 at 2:01 PM
October is here let's go
me to child: hey what's your name?
Him: Fire truck
Me: nice to meet you, Fire truck, im School Bus
Him: Fire truck
Me: nice to meet you, Fire truck, im School Bus
September 23, 2023 at 3:17 AM
me to child: hey what's your name?
Him: Fire truck
Me: nice to meet you, Fire truck, im School Bus
Him: Fire truck
Me: nice to meet you, Fire truck, im School Bus
Me to my frozen dinner: why do u burn me? Why are u so cruel? All I'm trying to do is cook u and eat u up!
September 20, 2023 at 10:39 PM
Me to my frozen dinner: why do u burn me? Why are u so cruel? All I'm trying to do is cook u and eat u up!
I dreamed there were goats stomping on me last night and i think this is because a certain cat was in fact stomping on me
September 19, 2023 at 3:56 PM
I dreamed there were goats stomping on me last night and i think this is because a certain cat was in fact stomping on me
bsky is pronounced beeskie and i'll take no arguments
September 17, 2023 at 10:28 PM
bsky is pronounced beeskie and i'll take no arguments