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Proud Father
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(he/him)
I love that Jacobs has fresh legs for this game. #GoPackGo
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Go Pack Go!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Love to see that nice confident catch from Doubs after those drops last week.
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
A couple friends and I were at Wando’s for Bacon Night (aka Tuesday). I was quite drunk but my buddy was gone. I was standing next to him to hold him up. The bouncer came up to us and said “He’s gotta go.”

I responded “If you’re kicking him out, you gotta kick me out.”

“Yeah, you can leave too.”
Yall ever been kicked out of a bar or club? Like are you banned from anywhere. 😂
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
We get the ball back with :30 lafleur calls 2 run plays. Everyone groans at his shit.
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Does anyone have the Gif of Brees holding court at the College Football Playoff with @edsbs.bsky.social of to the side paging through a magazine? I can’t find it anywhere.
November 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
- Charles I of England
Trump: "I said, 'put it all into one bill and if we get it done, we're done for four years.' We don't need anything more from Congress."
October 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Sexy Phillip Rivers
bringing back my most viral tweet for spooky season
October 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Cornered Badger here 🙋🏻‍♂️

I take offense to this characterization of Cuomo.

#OnWisconsin #Ope
The Times Union editorial board on the Flushing Remonstrance, and the sudden uptick in racism and Islamophobia as the NYC mayoral race reaches its climax: Cuomo "is responding to the possibility of a career-ending defeat with all the grace of a cornered badger."
Editorial: Cuomo makes a final appeal to hate, fear
Former Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo's deployment of Islamophobia in the New York City mayoral election is a problem for the whole state and the rest of the nation, and needs to be denounced.
www.timesunion.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Here's the Ronald Reagan ad from Canada that Trump calls "fake."
October 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
At least we will always have the 8-6-2 Double Play. Little did we know back then, that play would be the extent of our excitement for the series.
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
You know…I think 162 games enough to decide who the best team in baseball is. With the more balanced schedule you play every other team at least once. That seems fair to me. The playoffs are just kinda like the Cheezits Bowl, couple fun meaningless games for bragging rights.
October 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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If you're going to a No Kings march instead of a witty sign that might elicit a chuckle maybe you could just carry an American flag
October 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.
October 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Saturday Night’s Alright (For Fighting) (Remastered 2014)
YouTube video by Elton John - Topic
youtu.be
October 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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a high armhole allows for freer and more comfortable movement
October 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Vaughn!!

If it weren’t for that 3 Run dinger he might be considered a glove first 1B.
October 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I’m so excited for the NLDS. Can it start right now, please?

Go Brewers
October 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Um…@cfbnumbers.bsky.social, respectfully… you could not be more f***** wrong about Wisconsin. I will invite you to a group chat if you need some evidence.
Now that we are a couple games in, its time to see what the Fun Index thinks of your team (Fun Index = composite of metrics i find fun like QB play, explosiveness on offense, generating turnovers on defense etc.). Top teams having fun: USC, Indiana and Florida State
October 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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September 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Does he ride an escalator to every speech he delivers?
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Sep 25
Trump says three "sinister events" disrupted his speech: a frozen escalator, a broken teleprompter and a too-quiet sound system. The U.N. says Trump's team is at fault, but opened an investigation.
Trump is accusing the U.N. of 'sabotage.' The U.N. says Trump's team is to blame
Trump says three "sinister events" disrupted his speech: a frozen escalator, a broken teleprompter and a too-quiet sound system. The U.N. says Trump's team is at fault, but opened an investigation.
n.pr
September 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I DO NOT GIVE ONE SINGLE FUCK ABOUT BOOT HILL CASINO
September 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Yeah! Get our ass!
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM