Cory 🦡
@coryschmidt.bsky.social
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Proud Father
Proud Husband
Proud Wisconsinite
(he/him)
Proud Father
Proud Husband
Proud Wisconsinite
(he/him)
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
At least we will always have the 8-6-2 Double Play. Little did we know back then, that play would be the extent of our excitement for the series.
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
At least we will always have the 8-6-2 Double Play. Little did we know back then, that play would be the extent of our excitement for the series.
Something about a broken road.
September 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Something about a broken road.
Can someone more talented than me photoshop floppy John and Paul?
September 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Can someone more talented than me photoshop floppy John and Paul?
When one brings up batting average as an evaluation tool around me and my boys.
July 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
When one brings up batting average as an evaluation tool around me and my boys.
I called my Big Beautiful Bill “Buppa”.
July 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I called my Big Beautiful Bill “Buppa”.
Milwaukee Bucks have a Brat Gatling Gun.
February 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Milwaukee Bucks have a Brat Gatling Gun.
My Recipe: Stir occasionally to prevent sticking.
Me: Surely that doesn’t apply to me.
Me (scraping the pan 15 minutes later):
Me: Surely that doesn’t apply to me.
Me (scraping the pan 15 minutes later):
January 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
My Recipe: Stir occasionally to prevent sticking.
Me: Surely that doesn’t apply to me.
Me (scraping the pan 15 minutes later):
Me: Surely that doesn’t apply to me.
Me (scraping the pan 15 minutes later):
I don’t care if this isn’t the right move strategically, it’s more enjoyable here. Also I hate the idea that I was giving his advertisers engagement.
And lastly it would be hilarious if he lost $44bn.
And lastly it would be hilarious if he lost $44bn.
November 11, 2024 at 4:57 AM
I don’t care if this isn’t the right move strategically, it’s more enjoyable here. Also I hate the idea that I was giving his advertisers engagement.
And lastly it would be hilarious if he lost $44bn.
And lastly it would be hilarious if he lost $44bn.
Today I Learned…these two men played the same position in college.
October 21, 2023 at 9:13 PM
Today I Learned…these two men played the same position in college.