Corey Borealis
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Study: Pretending Everything's Okay Works https://theonion.com/study-pretending-everythings-okay-works-1819573735/
September 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Study: Pretending Everything's Okay Works https://theonion.com/study-pretending-everythings-okay-works-1819573735/
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Newsom: "Arrest me. Let's just get it over with, tough guy. I don't give a damn ... Tom, arrest me. Let's go."
June 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Newsom: "Arrest me. Let's just get it over with, tough guy. I don't give a damn ... Tom, arrest me. Let's go."
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The PSOne with the LCD screen is the best Sony console redesign ever.
June 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The PSOne with the LCD screen is the best Sony console redesign ever.
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My good friend here in the afterlife Virginia Wolf once said "If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.".
If you have to say ICE is not Trump's Gestapo THEY DEFINITELY ARE.
Keep fighting my friends.
If you have to say ICE is not Trump's Gestapo THEY DEFINITELY ARE.
Keep fighting my friends.
May 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
My good friend here in the afterlife Virginia Wolf once said "If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.".
If you have to say ICE is not Trump's Gestapo THEY DEFINITELY ARE.
Keep fighting my friends.
If you have to say ICE is not Trump's Gestapo THEY DEFINITELY ARE.
Keep fighting my friends.
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“For too long, we’ve sacrificed combat readiness in the name of inclusivity, ignoring the fact that there are innate differences between a Hank and a male Tracy,” said Gen. Doug H. Sandoval
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U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat
WASHINGTON—In a move that significantly restricts the eligibility of thousands of American troops to fight for their country on the front lines, senior U.S. military officials announced Wednesday that all men with girl names would now be forbidden from serving in combat roles. The ban, which goes into effect immediately, prohibits male personnel with clearly […]
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May 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“For too long, we’ve sacrificed combat readiness in the name of inclusivity, ignoring the fact that there are innate differences between a Hank and a male Tracy,” said Gen. Doug H. Sandoval
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Dear god let this man cook.
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Dear god let this man cook.
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Me waking up with some random song that I’ve not listened to in years stuck in my head.
April 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Me waking up with some random song that I’ve not listened to in years stuck in my head.
I’m finally on the right combination of medication and now my brain feels like a commercial for iPads.
March 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I’m finally on the right combination of medication and now my brain feels like a commercial for iPads.
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Don’t let Donold’s AI Gaza video distract you from the fact they’re going to destroy Medicaid and kill millions in exchange for tax cuts for themselves.
February 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Don’t let Donold’s AI Gaza video distract you from the fact they’re going to destroy Medicaid and kill millions in exchange for tax cuts for themselves.
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Man Waiting Until Parents Die Before Doing A Single Thing That Makes Him Happy
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February 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Man Waiting Until Parents Die Before Doing A Single Thing That Makes Him Happy
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HEALTH x FILTER :: FREE TO DIE :: AMV
YouTube video by HEALTH
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February 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Just like David Lynch intended.
February 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Just like David Lynch intended.
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Report: Universe To End Next Friday
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February 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Report: Universe To End Next Friday
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Thanks to George Conway for posting Caroline Kennedy's letter so everyone is informed about RFK Jr. Please repost far and wide.
January 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Thanks to George Conway for posting Caroline Kennedy's letter so everyone is informed about RFK Jr. Please repost far and wide.
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
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January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
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When Sony packed as much tech as possible into one device.
January 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
When Sony packed as much tech as possible into one device.
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Don't talk to me or my son ever again
December 22, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
🔥🔥: Outside of ASL or when discretion is of upmost importance, using hand gestures like pointing to indicate direction or beckoning to call someone over when you’re perfectly capable of using your voice is rude and disrespectful.
December 11, 2024 at 3:15 PM
🔥🔥: Outside of ASL or when discretion is of upmost importance, using hand gestures like pointing to indicate direction or beckoning to call someone over when you’re perfectly capable of using your voice is rude and disrespectful.
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Hospital Sends Man Home With Loaner Dad While His Worked On
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December 5, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Hospital Sends Man Home With Loaner Dad While His Worked On
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