The Ghost of Mark Twain
@ghostofmarktwain.bsky.social
Back from the dead...and really not happy about what is happening today.
As I once incorrectly said “History Doesn't Repeat Itself, but It Often Rhymes”.
Nope. We have seen this before...
As I once incorrectly said “History Doesn't Repeat Itself, but It Often Rhymes”.
Nope. We have seen this before...
You can't make this shit up. I had to check to see if this was The Onion but...nope. reality.
Dude, at a minimum, needs to learn to read the room.
Dude, at a minimum, needs to learn to read the room.
December 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
You can't make this shit up. I had to check to see if this was The Onion but...nope. reality.
Dude, at a minimum, needs to learn to read the room.
Dude, at a minimum, needs to learn to read the room.
Childish? Yup.
Accurate? Also yup.
Accurate? Also yup.
December 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Childish? Yup.
Accurate? Also yup.
Accurate? Also yup.
As I once said "It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled."
MAGA says the Epstein files mean whatever they need them to mean, at that very moment, and it changes moment to moment.
MAGA says the Epstein files mean whatever they need them to mean, at that very moment, and it changes moment to moment.
December 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
As I once said "It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled."
MAGA says the Epstein files mean whatever they need them to mean, at that very moment, and it changes moment to moment.
MAGA says the Epstein files mean whatever they need them to mean, at that very moment, and it changes moment to moment.
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
MAGA gonna MAGAt...
December 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
MAGA gonna MAGAt...
Never mind this is a multi-billion dollar 20th century solution for 21st century warfare, to be sunk by a $15,000 drone, they will be "... aesthetic..."?
Wtf
This is not a serious person. Admiral Bone Spur reporting for doody
Wtf
This is not a serious person. Admiral Bone Spur reporting for doody
December 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Never mind this is a multi-billion dollar 20th century solution for 21st century warfare, to be sunk by a $15,000 drone, they will be "... aesthetic..."?
Wtf
This is not a serious person. Admiral Bone Spur reporting for doody
Wtf
This is not a serious person. Admiral Bone Spur reporting for doody
Yet MAGA continues to deny...
December 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Yet MAGA continues to deny...
Last minute gift idea!
December 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Last minute gift idea!
No blood for oil
The Bush administration was making similar arguments during the lead-up to the Iraq War. Just substitute nuclear weapons and Fentanyl
Fentanyl is the casus belli for war and regime change. Venezuela does not produce Fentanyl Venezuela DOES have 17% of the world's oil reserves
The Bush administration was making similar arguments during the lead-up to the Iraq War. Just substitute nuclear weapons and Fentanyl
Fentanyl is the casus belli for war and regime change. Venezuela does not produce Fentanyl Venezuela DOES have 17% of the world's oil reserves
December 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
No blood for oil
The Bush administration was making similar arguments during the lead-up to the Iraq War. Just substitute nuclear weapons and Fentanyl
Fentanyl is the casus belli for war and regime change. Venezuela does not produce Fentanyl Venezuela DOES have 17% of the world's oil reserves
The Bush administration was making similar arguments during the lead-up to the Iraq War. Just substitute nuclear weapons and Fentanyl
Fentanyl is the casus belli for war and regime change. Venezuela does not produce Fentanyl Venezuela DOES have 17% of the world's oil reserves
Apparently softcore porn earns you an Einstein Visa for geniuses
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December 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Apparently softcore porn earns you an Einstein Visa for geniuses
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Ever notice no one from the 60's tells stories of beating up hippies, oppressing Civil Rights marchers, or supporting Nixon?
Make sure you can proudly tell your grandkids what you did in 2025.
Nobody from the 60's talks about sitting on the sidelines either
Make sure you can proudly tell your grandkids what you did in 2025.
Nobody from the 60's talks about sitting on the sidelines either
December 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Ever notice no one from the 60's tells stories of beating up hippies, oppressing Civil Rights marchers, or supporting Nixon?
Make sure you can proudly tell your grandkids what you did in 2025.
Nobody from the 60's talks about sitting on the sidelines either
Make sure you can proudly tell your grandkids what you did in 2025.
Nobody from the 60's talks about sitting on the sidelines either
Sound and fury signifying nothing
December 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Sound and fury signifying nothing
Trump just lies and lies...he has been "...two weeks away..." from a repeal and replacement for Obamacare for 472 weeks now
December 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Trump just lies and lies...he has been "...two weeks away..." from a repeal and replacement for Obamacare for 472 weeks now
The Trump Phone Delivers on Its Promise of Being Complete and Utter Bullshit
The T1 Trump phone “for Americans,” remains in the star-spangled ether, & means anyone dumb—er, patriotic enough to put $100 on an obvious knockoff will have to wait to receive their very-much-not-made-in-America device.
The T1 Trump phone “for Americans,” remains in the star-spangled ether, & means anyone dumb—er, patriotic enough to put $100 on an obvious knockoff will have to wait to receive their very-much-not-made-in-America device.
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The Trump Phone Delivers on Its Promise of Being Complete and Utter Bullshit
The T1 Trump phone “for Americans,” remains in the star-spangled ether, & means anyone dumb—er, patriotic enough to put $100 on an obvious knockoff will have to wait to receive their very-much-not-made-in-America device.
The T1 Trump phone “for Americans,” remains in the star-spangled ether, & means anyone dumb—er, patriotic enough to put $100 on an obvious knockoff will have to wait to receive their very-much-not-made-in-America device.
It was a torrent of lies and exaggerations ‒ about the economy, about prices, about immigrants ‒ that must have caused dozens of fact-checkers to spontaneously combust.
December 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It was a torrent of lies and exaggerations ‒ about the economy, about prices, about immigrants ‒ that must have caused dozens of fact-checkers to spontaneously combust.
The ONE thing tariffs had the potential to positively impact was the return of manufacturing jobs to America.
The reality one year in?
Highest unemployment in 4 years and a LOSS of 63,000 jobs in manufacturing.
Are we great yet? 🙄
The reality one year in?
Highest unemployment in 4 years and a LOSS of 63,000 jobs in manufacturing.
Are we great yet? 🙄
December 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The ONE thing tariffs had the potential to positively impact was the return of manufacturing jobs to America.
The reality one year in?
Highest unemployment in 4 years and a LOSS of 63,000 jobs in manufacturing.
Are we great yet? 🙄
The reality one year in?
Highest unemployment in 4 years and a LOSS of 63,000 jobs in manufacturing.
Are we great yet? 🙄
MAGAts gonna MAGAt
December 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
MAGAts gonna MAGAt