Ugly Convention
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This is a space for my obnoxious political opinions, dumb jokes, Gen X reminiscing and general universal hostility toward humanity with occasional mixed media art.
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I’m glad we’re able to say “Merry Chirstmas “ again.
January 28, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I’m glad we’re able to say “Merry Chirstmas “ again.
Renee Good and Alex Pretti were:
A. Leftists
B. Liberals
C. Doesn’t fucking matter, they were heroes.
A. Leftists
B. Liberals
C. Doesn’t fucking matter, they were heroes.
January 26, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Renee Good and Alex Pretti were:
A. Leftists
B. Liberals
C. Doesn’t fucking matter, they were heroes.
A. Leftists
B. Liberals
C. Doesn’t fucking matter, they were heroes.
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Life under fascism is making me really nostalgic for the old days of life under protofascism.
January 26, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Life under fascism is making me really nostalgic for the old days of life under protofascism.
Replica of Statue of Liberty collapses due to high winds, Dec 15, 2025:
January 25, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Replica of Statue of Liberty collapses due to high winds, Dec 15, 2025:
It’s supposed to cost $1b for a “permanent seat” on the Board of Peace. Do all the signing countries get a permanent seat, or is there a temporary seat that costs less? Asking for a friend—Vietnam actually, because I can’t believe they’d pay Trump $1b.
January 25, 2026 at 8:37 PM
It’s supposed to cost $1b for a “permanent seat” on the Board of Peace. Do all the signing countries get a permanent seat, or is there a temporary seat that costs less? Asking for a friend—Vietnam actually, because I can’t believe they’d pay Trump $1b.
Find someone who looks at you the way Stephen Cheung looks at Harry Sisson’s ass:
January 24, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Find someone who looks at you the way Stephen Cheung looks at Harry Sisson’s ass:
Is the “not enough training” messaging coming from the Dem leadership in DC? Because no way a governor of a state where this is happening would say this is the problem, unless they were told to from on high.
I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
January 24, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Is the “not enough training” messaging coming from the Dem leadership in DC? Because no way a governor of a state where this is happening would say this is the problem, unless they were told to from on high.
FARGO, except the murderous, bumbling kidnappers work for the federal government.
January 24, 2026 at 6:44 PM
FARGO, except the murderous, bumbling kidnappers work for the federal government.
Headline: “Renee Good autopsy reveals 3rd legally indefensible shot was fatal”
Dems: “ICE needs more training.”
Dems: “ICE needs more training.”
January 24, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Headline: “Renee Good autopsy reveals 3rd legally indefensible shot was fatal”
Dems: “ICE needs more training.”
Dems: “ICE needs more training.”
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Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
WASHINGTON—Expressing deep fondness for those long-gone halcyon days, the U.S. population collectively yearned Tuesday for the relative calm of the “president is a giant pedophile” news cycle. “It was...
theonion.com
January 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
“Don Lemon” is a 10/10 name.
January 24, 2026 at 3:24 AM
“Don Lemon” is a 10/10 name.
“We have SHOWGIRLS (1995) at home.”
January 23, 2026 at 11:58 PM
“We have SHOWGIRLS (1995) at home.”
My elevator pitch for SOUND OF FREEDOM 2: members of a shadowy government paramilitary set up a child trafficking ring out of a Midwestern state.
January 23, 2026 at 10:25 PM
My elevator pitch for SOUND OF FREEDOM 2: members of a shadowy government paramilitary set up a child trafficking ring out of a Midwestern state.
“Kash Patel only has a job because he sucks Trump’s nuts from the back.”—Kyle Kulinski
Can someone give him their Pulitzer? Please? 🤷🏼♂️
Can someone give him their Pulitzer? Please? 🤷🏼♂️
January 23, 2026 at 10:06 PM
“Kash Patel only has a job because he sucks Trump’s nuts from the back.”—Kyle Kulinski
Can someone give him their Pulitzer? Please? 🤷🏼♂️
Can someone give him their Pulitzer? Please? 🤷🏼♂️
The same government covering up CSA and shielding rich predators is now disappearing children. Whatever could be going on? 🤷🏼♂️
This something I want people to understand. If you don’t get their names, they’re just gone. There’s no arrest record and the snatch-and-grabs can last seconds. People simply disappear and we can’t find out who they are or what happened to them.
They seem to be making a habit of it.
This child was taken 10 days ago, no idea who he is, if he is with his family or even if his family knows what happened to him.
This child was taken 10 days ago, no idea who he is, if he is with his family or even if his family knows what happened to him.
January 23, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The same government covering up CSA and shielding rich predators is now disappearing children. Whatever could be going on? 🤷🏼♂️
I’d like to congratulate all the creative people at iPhone for once again sneaking into my phone and changing all the app icons, keeping me on my toes 🙌🏻
January 22, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I’d like to congratulate all the creative people at iPhone for once again sneaking into my phone and changing all the app icons, keeping me on my toes 🙌🏻
“Going forward, ‘Greenland” will be named ‘Iceland,” and “Iceland” will be known as Blueland.”
January 22, 2026 at 8:29 PM
“Going forward, ‘Greenland” will be named ‘Iceland,” and “Iceland” will be known as Blueland.”
The 8 scariest words in the English language are: “I’m from the federal government, and *BLAM BLAM BLAM* fucking bitch.
January 21, 2026 at 9:12 PM
The 8 scariest words in the English language are: “I’m from the federal government, and *BLAM BLAM BLAM* fucking bitch.
Meanwhile, on Facebook:
January 20, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Meanwhile, on Facebook:
This one goes really hard, gotta say.
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January 18, 2026 at 10:07 PM
This one goes really hard, gotta say.
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More fashy Facebook slop, courtesy of our tax dollars:
January 18, 2026 at 10:00 PM
More fashy Facebook slop, courtesy of our tax dollars:
This is literally my feed on Facebook today:
January 18, 2026 at 9:55 PM
This is literally my feed on Facebook today:
Kyle Kulinski rules for going on Piers Morgan dressed as a porn star and:
—calling billionaires “the Epstein class”
— calling Micheal Knowles a “cuck.”
—calling billionaires “the Epstein class”
— calling Micheal Knowles a “cuck.”
January 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Kyle Kulinski rules for going on Piers Morgan dressed as a porn star and:
—calling billionaires “the Epstein class”
— calling Micheal Knowles a “cuck.”
—calling billionaires “the Epstein class”
— calling Micheal Knowles a “cuck.”