Ugly Convention
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This is a space for my obnoxious political opinions, dumb jokes, Gen X reminiscing and general universal hostility toward humanity with occasional mixed media art.
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“Drizzle” lol
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
“Drizzle” lol
There’s a “lame duck” president, where everyone is waiting for his term to end, and then there’s a “stroke duck” president, where he made it clear he’s never leaving office, and everyone is waiting for him to die.
November 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
There’s a “lame duck” president, where everyone is waiting for his term to end, and then there’s a “stroke duck” president, where he made it clear he’s never leaving office, and everyone is waiting for him to die.
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These Megan Kelly clips are pretty good proof that a lot of people have gotten much much much worse over the last 10 years
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
These Megan Kelly clips are pretty good proof that a lot of people have gotten much much much worse over the last 10 years
How come nobody in the media is pointing out the irony of someone telling Epstein to let Trump “hang himself,” and then Trump went ahead and hanged Epstein and made it look like he hanged himself? That was weird how that turned out, is all.
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
How come nobody in the media is pointing out the irony of someone telling Epstein to let Trump “hang himself,” and then Trump went ahead and hanged Epstein and made it look like he hanged himself? That was weird how that turned out, is all.
I’m super annoyed when a politician or a commercial says that you “deserve” something, or Americans deserve this or that..
I did hear a commercial recently where it was warranted: “if the California penal system sexually assaulted you, you deserve compensation.”
Yes, you deserve compensation.
I did hear a commercial recently where it was warranted: “if the California penal system sexually assaulted you, you deserve compensation.”
Yes, you deserve compensation.
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I’m super annoyed when a politician or a commercial says that you “deserve” something, or Americans deserve this or that..
I did hear a commercial recently where it was warranted: “if the California penal system sexually assaulted you, you deserve compensation.”
Yes, you deserve compensation.
I did hear a commercial recently where it was warranted: “if the California penal system sexually assaulted you, you deserve compensation.”
Yes, you deserve compensation.
GOP: “Big Beautiful Bill, DOGE cuts, government shutdown—nobody can fuck their own voters harder than US!”
Schumer: “Hold my beer…”
Schumer: “Hold my beer…”
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
GOP: “Big Beautiful Bill, DOGE cuts, government shutdown—nobody can fuck their own voters harder than US!”
Schumer: “Hold my beer…”
Schumer: “Hold my beer…”
The Baileys are moving to Canada to get healthcare.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The Baileys are moving to Canada to get healthcare.
We need to uplift the deep universal humanity of Larry’s plea to “leave him alone!”
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
We need to uplift the deep universal humanity of Larry’s plea to “leave him alone!”
The best thing about Facebook is people sharing their art. Someone took the time to render this in oils, NOT a.i.
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The best thing about Facebook is people sharing their art. Someone took the time to render this in oils, NOT a.i.
Just a fascinating series of numbers:
November 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Just a fascinating series of numbers:
With MTG out on her “won’t somebody do my job for me?” tour of MSM, they should ask her about the Big Beautiful Bill, what is in it, why did she vote for it? Since she is a dunderhead, she won’t be able to say what’s in it, but a good journo could fill in the details for her.
November 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
With MTG out on her “won’t somebody do my job for me?” tour of MSM, they should ask her about the Big Beautiful Bill, what is in it, why did she vote for it? Since she is a dunderhead, she won’t be able to say what’s in it, but a good journo could fill in the details for her.
What happened—did he open the Ark of the Covenant? JFC
November 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
What happened—did he open the Ark of the Covenant? JFC
This made my head hurt
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This made my head hurt
“Mamdani appoints all-women transition team…”
We’ve seen this movie before, folks.
We’ve seen this movie before, folks.
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“Mamdani appoints all-women transition team…”
We’ve seen this movie before, folks.
We’ve seen this movie before, folks.
This looks like a Cindy Sherman photo, but it’s a still from a Steven Seagal movie, I forget which one, “Behind the Law” or “Down With Justice” or something.
November 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
This looks like a Cindy Sherman photo, but it’s a still from a Steven Seagal movie, I forget which one, “Behind the Law” or “Down With Justice” or something.
I voted for Prop 50 *and* Mamdani, using my special antifa mail-in ballot.
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I voted for Prop 50 *and* Mamdani, using my special antifa mail-in ballot.
New Trump “tell” identified: when he’s about to tell an absolute whopper, saying, “are you ready?”
LOL who says that? 😝😂😩😭
LOL who says that? 😝😂😩😭
November 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
New Trump “tell” identified: when he’s about to tell an absolute whopper, saying, “are you ready?”
LOL who says that? 😝😂😩😭
LOL who says that? 😝😂😩😭
Socialism? More like scroll-cialism.
November 5, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Socialism? More like scroll-cialism.
I can’t wait to see what a Marxist jihad is like.
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I can’t wait to see what a Marxist jihad is like.
This is actually a decent summary of Christians in general:
“I’m here to not jack off and not feed the poor, and I’m going to keep jacking off.”
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This is actually a decent summary of Christians in general:
Watched TERRIFIER 3, and a Marx Brothers movie as a palette cleanser, and realized Art the Clown and Harpo Marx are basically the same character.
November 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Watched TERRIFIER 3, and a Marx Brothers movie as a palette cleanser, and realized Art the Clown and Harpo Marx are basically the same character.
Ask him if he’s seen a guy give oral to two other guys, maybe he’s seen that?
Well, was he able to quit porn? Every time he’s asked about something, he says, “I haven’t seen it.” Maybe he’s watching porn instead of CSPAN.
November 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Ask him if he’s seen a guy give oral to two other guys, maybe he’s seen that?
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the leftists are doing purity politics again just because one primary candidate has a chainsaw arm possessed by a demon that thirsts for human blood
the other arm is completely normal and the rest of their body is barely possessed at all!!
the other arm is completely normal and the rest of their body is barely possessed at all!!
November 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
the leftists are doing purity politics again just because one primary candidate has a chainsaw arm possessed by a demon that thirsts for human blood
the other arm is completely normal and the rest of their body is barely possessed at all!!
the other arm is completely normal and the rest of their body is barely possessed at all!!
2026: Trump passes peacefully in his sleep. GOP & Dems work out a deal to open the government and release the Epstein files. It is revealed that Trump is not implicated in any Epstein crimes, he was blocking the release to protect his good friend, Bill Clinton, a secret he kept to the grave.
November 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
2026: Trump passes peacefully in his sleep. GOP & Dems work out a deal to open the government and release the Epstein files. It is revealed that Trump is not implicated in any Epstein crimes, he was blocking the release to protect his good friend, Bill Clinton, a secret he kept to the grave.
Are they waiting for Trump to die before they open the government again & have to release the Epstein files? Yipes, what a mess, having a pervert gangster as a president!
November 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Are they waiting for Trump to die before they open the government again & have to release the Epstein files? Yipes, what a mess, having a pervert gangster as a president!