Ugly Convention
@conventionugly.bsky.social
This is a space for my obnoxious political opinions, dumb jokes, Gen X reminiscing and general universal hostility toward humanity with occasional mixed media art.
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Pronouns: He/Him
I pre-emptively apologize for/disavow any offense giving material.
Pronouns: He/Him
I could see him thriving in the private sector, either as an Israel lobbyist, or biting the heads off chickens at the circus.
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I could see him thriving in the private sector, either as an Israel lobbyist, or biting the heads off chickens at the circus.
Democrats need to elect more people with stroke-related dementia so they’ll agree with Trump, I guess?
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Democrats need to elect more people with stroke-related dementia so they’ll agree with Trump, I guess?
“Gas is only $2/gallon now, so we’ll be paying our drivers less!”
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
“Gas is only $2/gallon now, so we’ll be paying our drivers less!”
It looks like the set of a classy p-no video, suitable environment for Trump’s cabinet blow-bangs.
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It looks like the set of a classy p-no video, suitable environment for Trump’s cabinet blow-bangs.
He really got destroyed in Utah.
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
He really got destroyed in Utah.
Trumpcare is where you get to be an entrepreneur & art of the deal your way through negotiations to get your $1200 voucher to pay for a $150k surgery.
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Trumpcare is where you get to be an entrepreneur & art of the deal your way through negotiations to get your $1200 voucher to pay for a $150k surgery.
They took advantage of the Joann Fabrics going out of business sale.
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
They took advantage of the Joann Fabrics going out of business sale.
In Schumer’s defense, the Baileys were giving him hell over their cancelled flight.
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
In Schumer’s defense, the Baileys were giving him hell over their cancelled flight.
Explain it to him thus: “Donald, you are a piece of metal, and the magnet is a 14 yo girl. It works like that.”
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Explain it to him thus: “Donald, you are a piece of metal, and the magnet is a 14 yo girl. It works like that.”
There are still Dems and *leftists* who want to send Graham Platner there 🤷🏼♂️😩
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
There are still Dems and *leftists* who want to send Graham Platner there 🤷🏼♂️😩
He couldn’t get anyone to perform at the Kennedy Center, so he’s starring in a one-man Al Jolson tribute.
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
He couldn’t get anyone to perform at the Kennedy Center, so he’s starring in a one-man Al Jolson tribute.
The Hills Have Eyes—except it’s Capitol Hill.
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The Hills Have Eyes—except it’s Capitol Hill.
“Purchasing power” is just another bit of insipid, meaningless jargon bourgeois economists invented to mask the inherent vacuity of the economic system they are apologizing for.
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
“Purchasing power” is just another bit of insipid, meaningless jargon bourgeois economists invented to mask the inherent vacuity of the economic system they are apologizing for.
He should just issue a blanket “I haven’t seen it.”
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
He should just issue a blanket “I haven’t seen it.”
That’s how I found out about it. I thought I was losing my mind 😝
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
That’s how I found out about it. I thought I was losing my mind 😝
She’s getting a lot of MAGA dick, I’m guessing.
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
She’s getting a lot of MAGA dick, I’m guessing.
The Baileys, America’s #1 fake family. Do French politicians make up people to base their policies on? 😝😩
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The Baileys, America’s #1 fake family. Do French politicians make up people to base their policies on? 😝😩
I heard the Baileys are emigrating to Canada so they can have healthcare.
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I heard the Baileys are emigrating to Canada so they can have healthcare.
They gave it to him because he sounds funny. He has that Daffy Duck lisp now.
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
They gave it to him because he sounds funny. He has that Daffy Duck lisp now.
“Zionist ghoul” isn’t a phrase I normally use, but it fits him to a “T.” He had to make up constituents, “the Baileys,” to care about.
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
“Zionist ghoul” isn’t a phrase I normally use, but it fits him to a “T.” He had to make up constituents, “the Baileys,” to care about.
I believe you could use this painting as evidence to reject the notion of representational art in general. Like, Ad Reinhardt would just point to this and shrug his shoulders and go paint a thousand more monochromatic pictures.
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I believe you could use this painting as evidence to reject the notion of representational art in general. Like, Ad Reinhardt would just point to this and shrug his shoulders and go paint a thousand more monochromatic pictures.