Jerrad Alexander
@conservingspace.bsky.social
(He/Him) Museum Conservator, veteran, sci-fi fan, fluent in movie quotes/song lyrics/pop-culture references, semi-professional coffee drinker, amateur adult, casual gamer, TTRPG enthusiast. Caffeine-fueled opinions and sarcastic quips are my own.
If this were even a whiff of an inkling of a concept of remotely true, why doesn't Tuberville waggle his ears in the general direction of these unelected Reps and Senators or show the "evidence"?
Because it's all bullshit. The entire GOP is swimming in it.
Because it's all bullshit. The entire GOP is swimming in it.
Sen. Tuberville: "We gotta get rid of these voting machines. There's a half dozen people here in the House and Senate that did not get elected. It was all bogus. We've seen the evidence."
February 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
If this were even a whiff of an inkling of a concept of remotely true, why doesn't Tuberville waggle his ears in the general direction of these unelected Reps and Senators or show the "evidence"?
Because it's all bullshit. The entire GOP is swimming in it.
Because it's all bullshit. The entire GOP is swimming in it.
As could his most basic grasp of any sense of historical irony...
February 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM
As could his most basic grasp of any sense of historical irony...
"We now go live to barely-sentient thumb and former Spy Kids henchman, Tom Homan who, as we all know thanks to @marisakabas.bsky.social , is a bitch."
January 29, 2026 at 9:06 PM
"We now go live to barely-sentient thumb and former Spy Kids henchman, Tom Homan who, as we all know thanks to @marisakabas.bsky.social , is a bitch."
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Street art memorializing Alex Pretti in Seattle. Per r/Seattle, it was painted on a building facing Swedish Hospital in the First Hill neighborhood www.reddit.com/r/nursing/co...
January 27, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Street art memorializing Alex Pretti in Seattle. Per r/Seattle, it was painted on a building facing Swedish Hospital in the First Hill neighborhood www.reddit.com/r/nursing/co...
As a disabled veteran, let me be absolutely clear:
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this asshole.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this asshole.
Absolutely shameful to throw your employee under the bus when they’re murdered, but that’s what happens when you’re in the dumbest cult of personality in the history of the world
January 26, 2026 at 12:44 AM
As a disabled veteran, let me be absolutely clear:
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this asshole.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this asshole.
If anyone would know what a Nazi looks like, well...
January 23, 2026 at 9:50 PM
If anyone would know what a Nazi looks like, well...
Dumpy McPissypants is doing a rant in Iowa.
Sure would be a shame if a bunch of people signed up and didn't go...
www.kcci.com/article/pres...
Sure would be a shame if a bunch of people signed up and didn't go...
www.kcci.com/article/pres...
Trump in Iowa: How to reserve tickets for president's speech Jan. 27, 2026
You can now register to attend President Donald Trump's speech next week in central Iowa.
www.kcci.com
January 23, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Dumpy McPissypants is doing a rant in Iowa.
Sure would be a shame if a bunch of people signed up and didn't go...
www.kcci.com/article/pres...
Sure would be a shame if a bunch of people signed up and didn't go...
www.kcci.com/article/pres...
Oh look, still ACAB
From my hometown of Forest Lake: "Ice is working with Forest Lake police. Police are asking apartment complexes for access to buildings for 'possible medical emergencies' shortly after they requested that ice was in my building knocking on doors."
January 22, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Oh look, still ACAB
Q: Mr. Johnson, what did you have for breakfast?
Johnson: I haven't seen it. That's not my job. I can't answer that. I don't know. I don't recall.
Johnson: I haven't seen it. That's not my job. I can't answer that. I don't know. I don't recall.
January 21, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Q: Mr. Johnson, what did you have for breakfast?
Johnson: I haven't seen it. That's not my job. I can't answer that. I don't know. I don't recall.
Johnson: I haven't seen it. That's not my job. I can't answer that. I don't know. I don't recall.
"Hungover Russian Oligarch-chique"
January 21, 2026 at 12:53 PM
"Hungover Russian Oligarch-chique"
His mere presence is literally making us all dumber.
This is the most astonishing graph of what the Trump regime has done to US science. They have destroyed the federal science workforce across the board. The negative impacts on Americans will be felt for generations, and the US might never be the same again.
www.nature.com/immersive/d4...
www.nature.com/immersive/d4...
January 21, 2026 at 4:05 AM
His mere presence is literally making us all dumber.
I mean, when you're just ignoring laws, have no ethics, and the moral flexibility of a psychopath...sure, I guess?
Bovino lies shamelessly: "What we do is legal, ethical, and moral. Everything we do every day is legal, ethical, moral, well grounded in law."
January 20, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I mean, when you're just ignoring laws, have no ethics, and the moral flexibility of a psychopath...sure, I guess?
Gorka, fully erect at the mention of the words "Third Reich", reflexively stuck his finger under his nose and gave a Musk-like "Roman Salute" before goose-stepping out of frame.
Gorka: "Read a little bit of history. What happened when another nation tried to encroach on Greenland and in fact invaded Denmark? The Third Reich"
January 20, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Gorka, fully erect at the mention of the words "Third Reich", reflexively stuck his finger under his nose and gave a Musk-like "Roman Salute" before goose-stepping out of frame.
Not only is it entirely conceivable that the current DOJ would break the very same laws it's meant to enforce, but it's literally happening EVERY GOD DAMNED DAY!
January 20, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Not only is it entirely conceivable that the current DOJ would break the very same laws it's meant to enforce, but it's literally happening EVERY GOD DAMNED DAY!
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ICE agents when a guy in a bathrobe standing out in -20 weather tells them to each shit
January 18, 2026 at 7:48 PM
ICE agents when a guy in a bathrobe standing out in -20 weather tells them to each shit
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Today's comic is called "Minimal Effort" because it is made with the same level of effort it represents
January 17, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Today's comic is called "Minimal Effort" because it is made with the same level of effort it represents
To be fair, having every member of this admin line up kick each other in the goolies for an hour on live pay-per-view TV would probably balance the national budget.
A downside to literally no one in this Administration understanding basic economics is that "we're going to raise tariffs until you give up Greenland" is the econ version of "I'm going to repeatedly kick myself in the testicles until you do what I want"
www.cnbc.com/2026/01/17/t...
www.cnbc.com/2026/01/17/t...
Trump: NATO members to face tariffs increasing to 25% until a Greenland purchase deal is struck
Trump recently hinted that he may pursue a tariff strategy on Greenland similar to the one he used to force foreign countries to change their drug prices.
www.cnbc.com
January 17, 2026 at 7:54 PM
To be fair, having every member of this admin line up kick each other in the goolies for an hour on live pay-per-view TV would probably balance the national budget.
Even if Trump had actually, spontaneously combusted live on camera for the world to see, while RFK Jr's brain worm crawled out and roasted a marshmallow over his smoldering corpse, I still wouldn't believe a word this huckster fraud of a pretend TV doctor had to say.
Dr Oz about a roundtable event where Trump ranted and raved for nearly and hour and then got bored and angrily told people to hurry up when he wasn't speaking: "The president was on fire today."
January 16, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Even if Trump had actually, spontaneously combusted live on camera for the world to see, while RFK Jr's brain worm crawled out and roasted a marshmallow over his smoldering corpse, I still wouldn't believe a word this huckster fraud of a pretend TV doctor had to say.
This fuckwit's deranged perma-grin is some shitty makeup away from Batman Villain.
FOX BUSINESS: What can we anticipate from Trump's Davos speech?
HASSETT: There's gonna be some look at the new world order that President Trump is creating
HASSETT: There's gonna be some look at the new world order that President Trump is creating
January 15, 2026 at 8:10 PM
This fuckwit's deranged perma-grin is some shitty makeup away from Batman Villain.
"Let them eat c̶a̶k̶e̶ tortillas".
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
"Let them eat c̶a̶k̶e̶ tortillas".
@markwarner.bsky.social @kaine.senate.gov
This is it. This is your last chance to stop this absolute insanity coming from the White House. The last chance to prove Congress has any power left. Withholding funding is a bare minimum. Abolish and prosecute ICE!
This is it. This is your last chance to stop this absolute insanity coming from the White House. The last chance to prove Congress has any power left. Withholding funding is a bare minimum. Abolish and prosecute ICE!
Senate Democrats absolutely have to shut the govt down to stop this ICE insanity in the Twin Cities. This is not sustainable & cannot be normalized. Any Democratic vote to provide money to the thugs who are brutalizing this community is a grave betrayal to the people here. Accountability can't wait.
January 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
@markwarner.bsky.social @kaine.senate.gov
This is it. This is your last chance to stop this absolute insanity coming from the White House. The last chance to prove Congress has any power left. Withholding funding is a bare minimum. Abolish and prosecute ICE!
This is it. This is your last chance to stop this absolute insanity coming from the White House. The last chance to prove Congress has any power left. Withholding funding is a bare minimum. Abolish and prosecute ICE!
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It already is consistent with other law enforcement agencies, this is the problem
Q: Is it your posture to put restrictions on ICE as a condition for funding DHS?
JEFFRIES: Renee Good should be alive. There was no justification. There are common sense measures that need to put in place so ICE can conduct itself in manner at least consistent w/ every other law enforcement agency
JEFFRIES: Renee Good should be alive. There was no justification. There are common sense measures that need to put in place so ICE can conduct itself in manner at least consistent w/ every other law enforcement agency
January 13, 2026 at 2:19 AM
It already is consistent with other law enforcement agencies, this is the problem
A̶b̶o̶l̶i̶s̶h̶ Prosecute ICE
Trump's goons are already pepper spraying and roughing up people in the Twin Cities this morning
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 PM
A̶b̶o̶l̶i̶s̶h̶ Prosecute ICE
Absolute fucking soulless monsters
Rep. Randy Fine: "If you impede the actions of our law enforcement as they seek to repel foreign invaders from our country, you get what's coming to you. I do not feel bad for the woman that was involved."
January 8, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Absolute fucking soulless monsters
So now the only punishment is an immediate death sentence for every minor infraction, real or perceived, at the discretion of a bunch of D students with a badge and a gun fetish. Great job, America.
Rep. Wesley Hunt: "The bottom line is this: when a federal officer gives you instructions, you abide by them and then you get to keep you life"
January 8, 2026 at 12:09 AM
So now the only punishment is an immediate death sentence for every minor infraction, real or perceived, at the discretion of a bunch of D students with a badge and a gun fetish. Great job, America.