Jerrad Alexander
@conservingspace.bsky.social
(He/Him) Museum Conservator, veteran, sci-fi fan, fluent in movie quotes/song lyrics/pop-culture references, semi-professional coffee drinker, amateur adult, casual gamer, TTRPG enthusiast. Caffeine-fueled opinions and sarcastic quips are my own.
At this point Stephen Miller must be constantly just out of frame, on stand-by with a Harbor Freight media blaster full of crushed Adderall to force feed up Trump's nose.
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
At this point Stephen Miller must be constantly just out of frame, on stand-by with a Harbor Freight media blaster full of crushed Adderall to force feed up Trump's nose.
If you're concerned about Thanksgiving spending, just wait for the side-by-side of these two grinning ghouls and you'll lose your appetite anyway.
Such classic gaslighting it's an instructive moment. The question is not whether generic is better or worse, it's that a list with more expensive brand names is not the same as a list with cheaper generics. Perverting that truth into an attack on those calling it out is Manipulation 101.
Hassett: "On one of the Sunday shows, the anchor criticized the fact Walmart said the Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper by about $10. Then he said, 'Oh yeah, but they substituted generic stuff,' as if having a generic something is a crime for ordinary folks! It shows how out of touch these people are."
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
If you're concerned about Thanksgiving spending, just wait for the side-by-side of these two grinning ghouls and you'll lose your appetite anyway.
The bullshit artist's lawyers having an its-all-gone-horribly-wrong equivalent of a glass blower with hiccups.
"Weeks of watching Florida insurance lawyer Lindsey Halligan flail around like a toddler trying to teach calculus should serve as a warning about the perils of crowdsourcing legal research to literal randos on the internet. *But it won’t.*" — @lizdye.bsky.social
Bill Pulte and Ed Martin's shitposting legal strategy
It's backfired so spectacularly that now *they're* the ones being investigated.
www.publicnotice.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The bullshit artist's lawyers having an its-all-gone-horribly-wrong equivalent of a glass blower with hiccups.
The fact that they need to clarify this is fucked up in itself.
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The fact that they need to clarify this is fucked up in itself.
Right, just like HE never stormed the capital.
MAGA are utter rubes. Easy marks, every one of them.
MAGA are utter rubes. Easy marks, every one of them.
but he will put them in mortal peril nevertheless
*LEAVITT: TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Right, just like HE never stormed the capital.
MAGA are utter rubes. Easy marks, every one of them.
MAGA are utter rubes. Easy marks, every one of them.
Dems: "We need to reach across the aisle and work on bi-partisan efforts..."
VP: "focus on the enemy"
POTUS: *reTruths a Nazi account calling for murder of Democrats*
VP: "focus on the enemy"
POTUS: *reTruths a Nazi account calling for murder of Democrats*
JD Vance: "As much progress as we've made, it's gonna take a little bit of time for every American to feel that economic boom which we really do believe is coming. We believe that we're on the frontend of it, but we also recognize we've got a lot of work to do to undo the damage that Joe Biden did"
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Dems: "We need to reach across the aisle and work on bi-partisan efforts..."
VP: "focus on the enemy"
POTUS: *reTruths a Nazi account calling for murder of Democrats*
VP: "focus on the enemy"
POTUS: *reTruths a Nazi account calling for murder of Democrats*
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Faceplanting Senator receives government-funded healthcare after voting to take government-funded healthcare away from citizens is where our metaphors are now.
John Fetterman was transported to a hospital this morning after falling and hitting his face.
Docs discovered he'd had a ventricular fibrillation flare-up, a form of sudden cardiac arrest. His office says he's doing well and “receiving routine observation." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Docs discovered he'd had a ventricular fibrillation flare-up, a form of sudden cardiac arrest. His office says he's doing well and “receiving routine observation." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Faceplanting Senator receives government-funded healthcare after voting to take government-funded healthcare away from citizens is where our metaphors are now.
Placing these in front of a mirror and saying, "Hot crisp crust" three times is how you summon Brennan Lee Mulligan.
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Placing these in front of a mirror and saying, "Hot crisp crust" three times is how you summon Brennan Lee Mulligan.
The Onion is now reality
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The Onion is now reality
Hey @kaine.senate.gov , guess what YOU'RE the face of now? Congrats, you whimpering coward. I've got old socks that don't fold as easily as you did.
The Senate’s spending bill eliminates or delays food safety rules aimed at preventing foodborne illnesses and contamination.
Not only did 8 Senate Democrats fail to protect millions of Americans’ healthcare, but they’re also making our food less safe.
Hello?
Not only did 8 Senate Democrats fail to protect millions of Americans’ healthcare, but they’re also making our food less safe.
Hello?
The Government Shutdown Deal Is Endangering Food Safety
After intense lobbying and major campaign donations, the emergency spending bill intended to end the federal government
jacobin.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hey @kaine.senate.gov , guess what YOU'RE the face of now? Congrats, you whimpering coward. I've got old socks that don't fold as easily as you did.
A heartfelt, "Fuck you" to these Senators:
@cortezmasto.senate.gov
@durbin.senate.gov
@fetterman.senate.gov
@hassan.senate.gov
Angus King
@rosen.senate.gov
@shaheen.senate.gov
And a special, "Go fuck yourself" to @kaine.senate.gov In almost 30 years of voting, yours is the first I've regretted.
@cortezmasto.senate.gov
@durbin.senate.gov
@fetterman.senate.gov
@hassan.senate.gov
Angus King
@rosen.senate.gov
@shaheen.senate.gov
And a special, "Go fuck yourself" to @kaine.senate.gov In almost 30 years of voting, yours is the first I've regretted.
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
A heartfelt, "Fuck you" to these Senators:
@cortezmasto.senate.gov
@durbin.senate.gov
@fetterman.senate.gov
@hassan.senate.gov
Angus King
@rosen.senate.gov
@shaheen.senate.gov
And a special, "Go fuck yourself" to @kaine.senate.gov In almost 30 years of voting, yours is the first I've regretted.
@cortezmasto.senate.gov
@durbin.senate.gov
@fetterman.senate.gov
@hassan.senate.gov
Angus King
@rosen.senate.gov
@shaheen.senate.gov
And a special, "Go fuck yourself" to @kaine.senate.gov In almost 30 years of voting, yours is the first I've regretted.
Putting the "sicko" in "sycophant"
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Putting the "sicko" in "sycophant"
@kaine.senate.gov Easy to say when you've got free healthcare, guaranteed retirement, and a boatload of other lifetime perks and benefits the rest of us will never see, all on tax payers' dime.
You CAVED, plain and simple. You gave up, you quit, you shrank. Stop trying to justify your cowardice.
You CAVED, plain and simple. You gave up, you quit, you shrank. Stop trying to justify your cowardice.
Tim Kaine on backlash he's getting: "I got the first good night's sleep last night that I've gotten since Oct 1, b/c I wasn't worried about being able to look Capitol Police in the eye when I walked in, or what a furloughed fed worker would say to me at church, or what somebody would say about SNAP"
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
@kaine.senate.gov Easy to say when you've got free healthcare, guaranteed retirement, and a boatload of other lifetime perks and benefits the rest of us will never see, all on tax payers' dime.
You CAVED, plain and simple. You gave up, you quit, you shrank. Stop trying to justify your cowardice.
You CAVED, plain and simple. You gave up, you quit, you shrank. Stop trying to justify your cowardice.
"So let's try bending over backwards for our fascist wannabe overlords."
FFS...
FFS...
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"So let's try bending over backwards for our fascist wannabe overlords."
FFS...
FFS...
Spoken like someone who is more concerned about not missing their week of tax payer-funded vacation...
Angus King: "This initial strategy didn't work. And now we have one. We're gonna have a guaranteed vote on the ACA, and it may not succeed. I grant that. But a reasonable chance -- 10, 20, 30% -- is a lot better than 0% which is where we were."
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Spoken like someone who is more concerned about not missing their week of tax payer-funded vacation...
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
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The original Dem demands were:
1) Permanent ACA subsidies
2) Medicaid funding restored
3) No more blank checks for the regime (rescission)
They dropped Medicaid immediately. Went silent on rescission. Cut back to 1 year of subsidies on Friday. And surrendered today.
The Senate Democrats!
1) Permanent ACA subsidies
2) Medicaid funding restored
3) No more blank checks for the regime (rescission)
They dropped Medicaid immediately. Went silent on rescission. Cut back to 1 year of subsidies on Friday. And surrendered today.
The Senate Democrats!
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The original Dem demands were:
1) Permanent ACA subsidies
2) Medicaid funding restored
3) No more blank checks for the regime (rescission)
They dropped Medicaid immediately. Went silent on rescission. Cut back to 1 year of subsidies on Friday. And surrendered today.
The Senate Democrats!
1) Permanent ACA subsidies
2) Medicaid funding restored
3) No more blank checks for the regime (rescission)
They dropped Medicaid immediately. Went silent on rescission. Cut back to 1 year of subsidies on Friday. And surrendered today.
The Senate Democrats!
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Never forget who sold us out:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Never forget who sold us out:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
"Because the other side consistently breaks their word and proposes legislation that harms my constituents" would have been a better answer.
Shaheen: "When I talk to my constituents in New Hampshire, you know what they say to me? They say, 'Why can't you all just work together to address the problems that are facing this country?'"
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
"Because the other side consistently breaks their word and proposes legislation that harms my constituents" would have been a better answer.
I swear, no one knows how to absolutely piss away and waste momentum like the modern Democratic party leadership.
a man is holding a microphone in a field and says some say a waste of time
Alt: Conan O'Brien saying it's been a waste of time
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I swear, no one knows how to absolutely piss away and waste momentum like the modern Democratic party leadership.
@schumer.senate.gov Respectfully, if there's no fight left in you, it's time to go.
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
@schumer.senate.gov Respectfully, if there's no fight left in you, it's time to go.
Schumer et al, every goddamn time.
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Schumer et al, every goddamn time.
@kaine.senate.gov Absolutely NOT! Are you kidding?! Did they double pinky promise? If you're worried about being replaced on a ballot, cave to Republicans and see how fast that happens.
Sen. Tim Kaine statement "on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care"
bluevirginia.us/2025/11/sund...
bluevirginia.us/2025/11/sund...
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
@kaine.senate.gov Absolutely NOT! Are you kidding?! Did they double pinky promise? If you're worried about being replaced on a ballot, cave to Republicans and see how fast that happens.