Slob Dylan
@consentmfg.bsky.social
God's favorite little idiot
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Good Will Hunting - Know How Easy This Is for me?
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March 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Welcome to the future of The News. This is Newslop. This is InfoTrough. I'm Brett Oinker and this is the NewsSty. Today on The Slop we've got oodles and oodles of headlines. Forcefed right into your cerebral cortex. I'm Jimmy Sloppo and this is the Slop Bucket. Breaking news: I'm dead as a Horse
October 9, 2023 at 8:19 PM
Welcome to the future of The News. This is Newslop. This is InfoTrough. I'm Brett Oinker and this is the NewsSty. Today on The Slop we've got oodles and oodles of headlines. Forcefed right into your cerebral cortex. I'm Jimmy Sloppo and this is the Slop Bucket. Breaking news: I'm dead as a Horse
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I love waking up late on a warm Sunday morning & spending time with my normal Hu-Man brood of many children 🥰
I love my sons; Astartes Martyr, and 🤖🌐🏍🌌
And my daughters; XxSylvanasWindrunnerxX, and The Rot
I love my sons; Astartes Martyr, and 🤖🌐🏍🌌
And my daughters; XxSylvanasWindrunnerxX, and The Rot
September 10, 2023 at 12:56 PM
I love waking up late on a warm Sunday morning & spending time with my normal Hu-Man brood of many children 🥰
I love my sons; Astartes Martyr, and 🤖🌐🏍🌌
And my daughters; XxSylvanasWindrunnerxX, and The Rot
I love my sons; Astartes Martyr, and 🤖🌐🏍🌌
And my daughters; XxSylvanasWindrunnerxX, and The Rot
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People do not wnat to hear this truth because it isnt "woke to say but i'm going to say it anyway. If you try hard enough you can shoot lasers out of your hands like Goku
August 31, 2023 at 8:08 PM
People do not wnat to hear this truth because it isnt "woke to say but i'm going to say it anyway. If you try hard enough you can shoot lasers out of your hands like Goku
My coworker just informed me that she's pulling her kids out of Catholic school because it's too woke now
Ladies and gentlemen...Catholicism has fallen
Ladies and gentlemen...Catholicism has fallen
August 18, 2023 at 5:21 PM
My coworker just informed me that she's pulling her kids out of Catholic school because it's too woke now
Ladies and gentlemen...Catholicism has fallen
Ladies and gentlemen...Catholicism has fallen
My coworker just informed me that she's pulling her kids out of Catholic school because it's too woke now
Ladies and gentlemen...Catholicism has fallen
Ladies and gentlemen...Catholicism has fallen
August 18, 2023 at 5:20 PM
My coworker just informed me that she's pulling her kids out of Catholic school because it's too woke now
Ladies and gentlemen...Catholicism has fallen
Ladies and gentlemen...Catholicism has fallen
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my myers-briggs type is ICUP
August 2, 2023 at 5:08 PM
my myers-briggs type is ICUP
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Marvin Gaye would’ve been named Marvin Trans in todays woke society
July 27, 2023 at 5:35 PM
Marvin Gaye would’ve been named Marvin Trans in todays woke society
Sitting on a handful of invite codes, anybody know some good accounts that are still trying to get over here?
July 27, 2023 at 5:14 PM
Sitting on a handful of invite codes, anybody know some good accounts that are still trying to get over here?
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“It's like these men they-“
“Mm ice cream so good”
“-don't know how to make themselves attra-“
“Yes yes yes”
“Yes yes yes”
“gang gang”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“attractive to women”
“Gang gang”
“Yes yes yes”
“they’re building the”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“modern world aro-“
“Mm ice cream so good”
“-don't know how to make themselves attra-“
“Yes yes yes”
“Yes yes yes”
“gang gang”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“attractive to women”
“Gang gang”
“Yes yes yes”
“they’re building the”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“modern world aro-“
July 16, 2023 at 2:09 AM
“It's like these men they-“
“Mm ice cream so good”
“-don't know how to make themselves attra-“
“Yes yes yes”
“Yes yes yes”
“gang gang”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“attractive to women”
“Gang gang”
“Yes yes yes”
“they’re building the”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“modern world aro-“
“Mm ice cream so good”
“-don't know how to make themselves attra-“
“Yes yes yes”
“Yes yes yes”
“gang gang”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“attractive to women”
“Gang gang”
“Yes yes yes”
“they’re building the”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“modern world aro-“
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emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
May 30, 2023 at 9:37 PM
emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
I try to avoid it
reskeet if you think
July 9, 2023 at 9:45 PM
I try to avoid it
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it is difficult to live in the present, pointless to live in the future and impossible for me to get any respect at all
July 9, 2023 at 9:09 PM
it is difficult to live in the present, pointless to live in the future and impossible for me to get any respect at all
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Call me Paul cuz I’m about to eat Atreides cookies
July 4, 2023 at 1:09 AM
Call me Paul cuz I’m about to eat Atreides cookies
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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all I wanna do is
*bang*
*bang*
*bang*
*click*
*cash regis[rate limit exceeded]
*bang*
*bang*
*bang*
*click*
*cash regis[rate limit exceeded]
July 2, 2023 at 3:27 AM
all I wanna do is
*bang*
*bang*
*bang*
*click*
*cash regis[rate limit exceeded]
*bang*
*bang*
*bang*
*click*
*cash regis[rate limit exceeded]
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i grimace as i finish the last of the sweet purple drink. i don’t think i can take anymore
“is that where they got the name?” trying anything to get out
the maniacal laughter stops for only a moment, as my dead-eyed captor moves toward me with the next feedbag
“is that where they got the name?” trying anything to get out
the maniacal laughter stops for only a moment, as my dead-eyed captor moves toward me with the next feedbag
June 30, 2023 at 12:54 AM
i grimace as i finish the last of the sweet purple drink. i don’t think i can take anymore
“is that where they got the name?” trying anything to get out
the maniacal laughter stops for only a moment, as my dead-eyed captor moves toward me with the next feedbag
“is that where they got the name?” trying anything to get out
the maniacal laughter stops for only a moment, as my dead-eyed captor moves toward me with the next feedbag
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the nerds all deciding at once they are seasoned fighters now is one of the funniest things to me
June 28, 2023 at 8:42 PM
the nerds all deciding at once they are seasoned fighters now is one of the funniest things to me
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On Twitter a fued is called "Twitter beef" on here it's called
June 28, 2023 at 8:16 PM
On Twitter a fued is called "Twitter beef" on here it's called
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me getting up to go on slug patrol
June 27, 2023 at 3:11 PM
me getting up to go on slug patrol