Conrad
@conradsmith644.bsky.social
#STLCardinals fan first, #StarWars fan forever. Usually grilling foods & raising kids. Please don’t follow with any expectations, because I’m an idiot.
Good morning to everyone except Benedict Arnold and his cult of Loyal Tories.
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Good morning to everyone except Benedict Arnold and his cult of Loyal Tories.
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This front door: Smash or Pass?
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This front door: Smash or Pass?
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Not sure if getting this makes me trendy or nerdy. 😜
October 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Not sure if getting this makes me trendy or nerdy. 😜
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Best wood shop class ever
And just like that, i followed a woodworking channel. www.facebook.com/reel/1177025...
218K views · 96K reactions | I apparently needed to vent. #existentialcrisis #society #america #politics #election | Lehigh Valley Workshop
I apparently needed to vent. #existentialcrisis #society #america #politics #election
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October 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Best wood shop class ever
And just like that, i followed a woodworking channel. www.facebook.com/reel/1177025...
218K views · 96K reactions | I apparently needed to vent. #existentialcrisis #society #america #politics #election | Lehigh Valley Workshop
I apparently needed to vent. #existentialcrisis #society #america #politics #election
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October 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
And just like that, i followed a woodworking channel. www.facebook.com/reel/1177025...
Finally won an argument with my girlfriend.
Now I'm hiding in the witness protection program, under an alias, with a fake mustache.
Send help... or pizza.
Now I'm hiding in the witness protection program, under an alias, with a fake mustache.
Send help... or pizza.
October 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Finally won an argument with my girlfriend.
Now I'm hiding in the witness protection program, under an alias, with a fake mustache.
Send help... or pizza.
Now I'm hiding in the witness protection program, under an alias, with a fake mustache.
Send help... or pizza.
Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
October 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
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Start your day with laughter. 😄
October 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Start your day with laughter. 😄
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Please stop saying “I don’t know who needs to hear this.” No one does. This is the internet
October 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Please stop saying “I don’t know who needs to hear this.” No one does. This is the internet
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All Californians are required to learn how to make delicious authentic tacos, or we don’t graduate from high school. 🌮
#LittleKnownFact
#LittleKnownFact
October 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
All Californians are required to learn how to make delicious authentic tacos, or we don’t graduate from high school. 🌮
#LittleKnownFact
#LittleKnownFact
Explaining to my dad that personality tests are subjective because they are solely influenced by our own perceptions & perspectives which constantly change.
October 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Explaining to my dad that personality tests are subjective because they are solely influenced by our own perceptions & perspectives which constantly change.
One joy of middle aged life is having a senior parent join a dating site who calls every time they have a response to their fucking profile.
Cuz I don’t have a life of my own so not a problem to drop everything I’m doing to hear about Barbra from Knoxville who likes bike rides & nature walks.
Cuz I don’t have a life of my own so not a problem to drop everything I’m doing to hear about Barbra from Knoxville who likes bike rides & nature walks.
October 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
One joy of middle aged life is having a senior parent join a dating site who calls every time they have a response to their fucking profile.
Cuz I don’t have a life of my own so not a problem to drop everything I’m doing to hear about Barbra from Knoxville who likes bike rides & nature walks.
Cuz I don’t have a life of my own so not a problem to drop everything I’m doing to hear about Barbra from Knoxville who likes bike rides & nature walks.
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GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK
September 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK
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I won tickets to a Head and the Heart concert, including VIP Meet and Greet and acoustic pre-show, from @alt947.bsky.social !! 🤩🎟️🎵
September 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I won tickets to a Head and the Heart concert, including VIP Meet and Greet and acoustic pre-show, from @alt947.bsky.social !! 🤩🎟️🎵
If I could nominate anyone for a Nobel Peace Prize it would be any of the over 150 visiting world leaders who remained completely stoic instead of laughing out loud AT & openly ridiculing the embarrassing idiotic ramblings of the dumbest individual to ever speak at a UN assembly.
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
If I could nominate anyone for a Nobel Peace Prize it would be any of the over 150 visiting world leaders who remained completely stoic instead of laughing out loud AT & openly ridiculing the embarrassing idiotic ramblings of the dumbest individual to ever speak at a UN assembly.
This song meant a lot to me during some very dark days growing up.
The hope would get better.
And they did.
In a much broader sense today, I still have hope.
youtube.com/watch?v=pLfH...
The hope would get better.
And they did.
In a much broader sense today, I still have hope.
youtube.com/watch?v=pLfH...
Tracy Chapman & Luke Combs - Fast Car Grammy Performance
YouTube video by Lady Mia
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September 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This song meant a lot to me during some very dark days growing up.
The hope would get better.
And they did.
In a much broader sense today, I still have hope.
youtube.com/watch?v=pLfH...
The hope would get better.
And they did.
In a much broader sense today, I still have hope.
youtube.com/watch?v=pLfH...
If this were a normal funeral in North America there would be an emergency family meeting after deciding in which home grandpa would be placed.
Trump at Charlie Kirk’s memorial service: “He did not hate his opponents. He wanted the best for them. That’s where I disagreed with Charlie. I HATE my opponent, and I don’t want the best for them. I’m sorry.”
Again, this is a memorial service.
Again, this is a memorial service.
September 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If this were a normal funeral in North America there would be an emergency family meeting after deciding in which home grandpa would be placed.
Took my daughter to a matinee this afternoon. Packed house!
September 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Took my daughter to a matinee this afternoon. Packed house!