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"Puerile but excellent" –@ a cool dude
"An ignorable dipshit" –@ a less cool dude
Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.
"An ignorable dipshit" –@ a less cool dude
Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.
The Dolphins are winless in this Year of Our Lord 2026
January 5, 2026 at 12:15 AM
The Dolphins are winless in this Year of Our Lord 2026
The Dolphins are a misery factory
January 4, 2026 at 10:24 PM
The Dolphins are a misery factory
Touchdown Miami Dolphins, how about that
January 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Touchdown Miami Dolphins, how about that
Sorry, I meant franchise. Dolphins franchise is trash.
Dolphins' defense is trash.
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Sorry, I meant franchise. Dolphins franchise is trash.
Dolphins' defense is trash.
January 4, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Dolphins' defense is trash.
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I hope you have a good NFL Sunday on Bluesky, the official app of sports.
January 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I hope you have a good NFL Sunday on Bluesky, the official app of sports.
That was the dumbest possible ending(s) to a truly amazing game
January 2, 2026 at 4:59 AM
That was the dumbest possible ending(s) to a truly amazing game
Wtf are we doing
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Wtf are we doing
AI sucks mondo ass
January 2, 2026 at 1:55 AM
AI sucks mondo ass
Happy New Beer, folks,
January 1, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Happy New Beer, folks,
THE Miami Hurricanes
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
THE Miami Hurricanes
Start this at precisely 8:23:54 p.m. and start the new year by Seeing You Tomorrow Night
2011 World Series Game 6: Rangers vs. Cardinals | Classic Games
YouTube video by MLB Vault
www.youtube.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Start this at precisely 8:23:54 p.m. and start the new year by Seeing You Tomorrow Night
Cheez-Its + hot dog = shitting your entire booty ass
i've done some research and this is the winner's platter of Cheez-It treats and it's disgusting. who circumcised that hot dog and laid it on a mattress of ketchup?
December 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Cheez-Its + hot dog = shitting your entire booty ass
I've always thought Missouri drivers are a menace and now they're about to get worse
Along with cruise control, blind-spot warning systems and emergency stopping capabilities, the bill's sponsor said he believes vehicles are safer and can be operated at a higher rate of speed.
Missouri lawmakers may consider raising speed limit to 75 mph
Along with cruise control, blind-spot warning systems and emergency stopping capabilities, the bill's sponsor said he believes vehicles are safer and can be operated at a higher rate of speed.
www.stltoday.com
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I've always thought Missouri drivers are a menace and now they're about to get worse
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the year is 2026 and it's illegal to be cool. only one man can save the world from being uncool: 37 year old gay guy who remembers every episode of the critic
December 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
the year is 2026 and it's illegal to be cool. only one man can save the world from being uncool: 37 year old gay guy who remembers every episode of the critic
Greetings from my posting lair
December 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Greetings from my posting lair
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I was just alerted to the perfect joke
January 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I was just alerted to the perfect joke
Nolan Arenado walking off the Brewers on my birthday was pretty sweet
Favorite sports moment of 2025? 🎉
December 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Nolan Arenado walking off the Brewers on my birthday was pretty sweet
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ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
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OSKEE WOW-WOW ILLINOIS
University of Illinois Fight Song- "Oskee-Wow-Wow"
YouTube video by Hydra
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 2:04 AM
OSKEE WOW-WOW ILLINOIS
Come tf on, Illinois
December 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Come tf on, Illinois
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