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"Puerile but excellent" –@ a cool dude
"An ignorable dipshit" –@ a less cool dude
Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.
"An ignorable dipshit" –@ a less cool dude
Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.
I'm a renowned hater of Skyline Chili, but I'm so damn hungry right now, I looked at this and thought, "Yeah I might"
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I'm a renowned hater of Skyline Chili, but I'm so damn hungry right now, I looked at this and thought, "Yeah I might"
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okay, that just about does it
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
okay, that just about does it
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Brett Favre? The sex criminal and also normal criminal?
Brett Favre rips Bad Bunny as Super Bowl 2026 halftime choice
Brett Favre rips Bad Bunny as Super Bowl 2026 halftime choice
Brett Favre's music playlist likely doesn't include any Bad Bunny songs.
nypost.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Brett Favre? The sex criminal and also normal criminal?
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Just doing some research
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Just doing some research
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I'm assuming this is not the first "Royals face decision on India" headline the Times has ever run, though perhaps the first in about 80 years
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I'm assuming this is not the first "Royals face decision on India" headline the Times has ever run, though perhaps the first in about 80 years
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
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That 2016 Cubs team not only opened the portal to our current hell but they’re miserable people too
Certified Crank Joe Maddon is comparing the new Giants manager to, you guessed it, Mamdani
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
That 2016 Cubs team not only opened the portal to our current hell but they’re miserable people too
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Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
These lights be northerning
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
These lights be northerning
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me when the AI bubble bursts
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
me when the AI bubble bursts
Hey @durbin.senate.gov did you know "gullible" isn't in the dictionary
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hey @durbin.senate.gov did you know "gullible" isn't in the dictionary
Judy and her pancakes in Galesburg, IL, would be a hit over here, I'm convinced
I don’t think “Brands™️” will ever do well on here but I think small businesses absolutely can, just personally if I’m driving through a city and there’s a bookshop on here or a zoo or an ice cream place or whatever I am far more apt to drop in than I ever was on Twitter
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Judy and her pancakes in Galesburg, IL, would be a hit over here, I'm convinced
I guess yesterday was too much of an em-bear-rassment, folks,
BREAKING: The Giants are firing head coach Brian Daboll after Sunday’s loss to the Bears, per sources.
Daboll, who won Coach of the Year in 2022, finishes his New York tenure with a 20-40-1 record in 3+ seasons.
Daboll, who won Coach of the Year in 2022, finishes his New York tenure with a 20-40-1 record in 3+ seasons.
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I guess yesterday was too much of an em-bear-rassment, folks,
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Lol, lmao even
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Lol, lmao even
Trubisky in, this one is Buffalover
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Trubisky in, this one is Buffalover
I'll say it again
DE'VON MF ACHANE
DE'VON MF ACHANE
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'll say it again
DE'VON MF ACHANE
DE'VON MF ACHANE
That is the chintziest taunting flag I've ever seen
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
That is the chintziest taunting flag I've ever seen
DE'VON MF ACHANE
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
DE'VON MF ACHANE
Lol nice hands Josh
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Lol nice hands Josh