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"Puerile but excellent" –@ a cool dude
"An ignorable dipshit" –@ a less cool dude
Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.
"An ignorable dipshit" –@ a less cool dude
Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.
Honestly just looks gross
I'll try anything though so hey, maybe I've been missing out this whole time
I'll try anything though so hey, maybe I've been missing out this whole time
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Honestly just looks gross
I'll try anything though so hey, maybe I've been missing out this whole time
I'll try anything though so hey, maybe I've been missing out this whole time
Hey we share the same celebrity crush
High five, Brent
High five, Brent
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hey we share the same celebrity crush
High five, Brent
High five, Brent
I was gonna ask about the cigar, but,
a group of people standing in a circle with the words " it 's almost not worth thinkin ' about " above them
ALT: a group of people standing in a circle with the words " it 's almost not worth thinkin ' about " above them
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November 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I was gonna ask about the cigar, but,
This is high art
Bravo, sir
Bravo, sir
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
This is high art
Bravo, sir
Bravo, sir
Great minds and so on and so forth
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Great minds and so on and so forth
Twisted curtain and everything?
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Twisted curtain and everything?
This next season and change is gonna suck shit, I can say that with near total confidence
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This next season and change is gonna suck shit, I can say that with near total confidence
I'm approaching the Bloom Era with cautious optimism, but I also really doubt the Dewitts are suddenly gonna become big spenders, soooooooo
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I'm approaching the Bloom Era with cautious optimism, but I also really doubt the Dewitts are suddenly gonna become big spenders, soooooooo
The good news is it's a different guy pulling the strings this time
So, who's to say
So, who's to say
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The good news is it's a different guy pulling the strings this time
So, who's to say
So, who's to say
Man I've been jonesing for some wings for a while; I should probably make that happen this weekend
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Man I've been jonesing for some wings for a while; I should probably make that happen this weekend
I'd devour those things like those dogs ate that turkey in A Christmas Story
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I'd devour those things like those dogs ate that turkey in A Christmas Story
I mean at least it's not Indiana
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I mean at least it's not Indiana
Why, seems like a real straight shooter
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Why, seems like a real straight shooter
C'mon man, like those rules still apply
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
C'mon man, like those rules still apply
The man carefully guards his image, and his musk
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The man carefully guards his image, and his musk