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"Puerile but excellent" –@ a cool dude

"An ignorable dipshit" –@ a less cool dude

Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.
Honestly just looks gross

I'll try anything though so hey, maybe I've been missing out this whole time
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Hey we share the same celebrity crush

High five, Brent
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This is high art

Bravo, sir
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Great minds and so on and so forth
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Twisted curtain and everything?
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This next season and change is gonna suck shit, I can say that with near total confidence
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I'm approaching the Bloom Era with cautious optimism, but I also really doubt the Dewitts are suddenly gonna become big spenders, soooooooo
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The good news is it's a different guy pulling the strings this time

So, who's to say
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Man I've been jonesing for some wings for a while; I should probably make that happen this weekend
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I'd devour those things like those dogs ate that turkey in A Christmas Story
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I mean at least it's not Indiana
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Folks,
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Why, seems like a real straight shooter
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
C'mon man, like those rules still apply
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The man carefully guards his image, and his musk
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM