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hey, y’all. lanstronaut. lions, jays, dons. ~40% of the clock tower. no king but Christ, no kingdom but His. trans rights. free palestine.
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It's kind of funny how close q-anon was to uncovering a secret pedo ring amongst the world's elite. They really just missed. They only made one minor mistake which was their iron clad rule of "the more racist you are the less you are a pedo" didn't hold water in the end.
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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i think if the democrats had dug in their heels and said "this is the epstein shutdown. trump is starving the country because he doesn't want the epstein files to come out" they probably could have ended him. so it was very kind of them to not do that
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The last time one of my teams went to a championship, I was six. It still hardly feels real.
You weren’t dreaming 👀

THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS ARE HEADING TO THE #WORLDSERIES! #WANTITALL
October 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.
October 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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now both teams are stuck with this weird thing that will linger over their playoff aims for the rest of the season, this is how drama is done
a tie is the only honorable outcome of an NFL overtime game when you don’t have a rooting interest
September 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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“What are we to make of a man who called for the execution of the American president, and then was executed himself?”
September 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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so close. been doing the same math. it’s actually E=mc^2 x tMG. multiplying Einstein’s equation by the commonly accepted abbreviation for my band unlocks the energy of people buying our merch, which quantizes the azimuth of us getting paid. the future is amazing
E = mc^2 + AI
August 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:

Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
July 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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this is real and how the image of sports as aggro rogan-pilled bros and not middle aged dads unwinding and bonding on a sunday is really worth thinking about. even boxing fanhood, now KO-obsessed, was in a more Remembering Some Guys mode once
Remembering Some Guys is possibly the most singularly wholesome, non-toxic activity many men engage in

you want to get dudes out of the fever swamps of the manosphere? get them together and start arguing about relief pitching
I mean this is literally a huge chunk of sports posting and half the time on this app it is immediately met with screaming about how sportball is for conservatives
July 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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you don't have to acknowledge the legit use cases for AI when you hate on AI. you can just hate. the legit use cases will be fine
June 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Remember how we raised money for the Center of Maternal Excellence in Sierra Leone during Christmas charity livestreams? Well, IT'S OPENING IN JANUARY 2026 BABY www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCZj...
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May 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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The ball is tipped
March 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
IT'S TIME! The 2024 Christmas Charity Livestream begins TONIGHT at 6:00 ET! Raising money to end TB with the Project for Awesome!

24-hour steam, featuring:
Brayden
Carmen
Clinton
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December 29, 2024 at 3:43 PM