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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️
@coldwolf615.bsky.social
My name is Benny! He/him. Not terribly tall. Just a lil jelly bean boy.
Pinned
🎶 last Christmas I gave u my heart
And the very next day
You gave it away
(Gave it away)
Thiiiiis year
To save me from tears
I’m givin u all some
Spiders
(Spiders) 🕷️
My number one problem with Witcher 3: I made new armor and it’s ugly ☹️
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Firing up Control. Last time I tried to play this I died instantly because I suck at shooters but let’s try again!
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It’s really starting to bother me that when celebrities talk about protecting trans people they usually just mean trans women. I feel unseen.
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Before I horrify everyone by cutting the turkey up and absolutely mixing everything together until it is a delicious beige heap
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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thankful for all the people I’ve met on social media that make life a little less horrific
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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happy birthday, dinner
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
HAPPY FESTIVAL OF COMESTIBLES!!!
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
In high school I didn’t have enough money to get into a movie so I said “Will any amount of flirting get me in for free?” And he said no
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
If a British child was mean to me I would assuredly cry.
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Part of me always thinks ill have some adorable reaction to being kissed and the other part kinda knows I’ll stare at her, shocked, and burble something like “hoopa doopa”
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I think on a first date I’m going to order pot roast so she can see me at my absolute worst right off and things can only get better
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
In an outdoor sports class the teacher asked if we should shoot a deer if we couldn’t see their head. I said u could. He said you SHOULDNT cos you couldn’t tell if it was a buck or a doe without seeing the antlers. I slowly put my hand down, unwilling to mention I was thinking of the dick and balls.
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Can’t wait for Thanksgiving, where if I try to make myself some breakfast in the morning I get yelled at by my mom for dirtying the kitchen, being in the kitchen, breathing near the kitchen, etc
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Communist burger restaurant called The Hammer and Pickle
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
At: home
In: bed
Blanket: burrito’d
Clothes: off (not in a sexy way, in an exhausted scruffy way)
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Okay saw a picture of celebrity crush and my heart actually throbbed This Is Starting To Concern Me.
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Charli xcx: I was busy thinkin bout boys 🩷

Me: about me? 🥹

Charli xcx: ….suuuuure buddy you too (😬)
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My dream is that when I finally get the confidence to post a selfie you will all be like
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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i do not care about follower count, i just want everyone to think i’m hot and funny and relatable
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The song that played on Spotify at the start of my shift has now shuffled around to the front again so if that’s not God telling me the workin day is done
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
All my coworkers have already left, I think I can get away with goofing off for my remaining work hour
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Lindsey Lohan is carrying this Netflix Christmas movie
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It’s going to be just my mom and aunt and me for Thanksgiving so unfortunately no family drama which tbh I’ve never experienced during this holiday and kind of wish for sometimes
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Can you believe.people born in 2014 are turning 40 this year
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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she's a ten, but seinfeld scene transition music plays whenever she walks into a room and no one can tell where it's coming from
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM