Mary Crawley from Downton Abbey ABSOLUTELY subskeets.

You’ve seen ELO!!! I love them! I mean I only had the one CD but they sound so dope

Sounds dope! Proud of you 😎

What are you selling?

Ohhhh shit I see

Proud of this bitch ☺️

Another time I was exiting a theatre when a cute girl came running up to me to tell me quietly I had a melted starburst smashed into my ass.

I want this framed above my bed, my god the imagery the vision the avenues of possibility

Okay take good care of Spleeny, don’t let him stay up too late 😭😭😭

I will push everyone down to get to the Garfield comics

Can I at least say goodbye

You’ve already stolen my heart 😔 (please also give me back my spleen thanks)

I’m so glad I don’t have to see my uncle mark this year. He voted for tr*mp purely because of his own bank account and doesn’t think anything else is relevant. I Am Not About To Keep The Peace In Which I Am Subhuman.