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Coinneach Fitzpatrick
@coinfitz.bsky.social
Tangerine Nightmare despiser. Airplanes and cats and books lover. PA-28 pilot and Kawasaki rider. I am large, I contain multitudes. For more fascinating details, see my pinned post. No lists/packs.

Signal: flyingfitz412.08
Pinned
Little about me, not that any of yez care:

GenX. Atheist. USAF veteran. Pilot (obv, and yes that is my plane). Cat dad. Token CSWM in my social circle and violently protective of my people.

Books: Pratchett, Banks, Scalzi, Stephenson.
Music: Everything but gospel and bro country.
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I broke Devin Townsend's brain when my band opened for SYL in 1996. He said our show flyer was the most disturbing thing he'd ever seen.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If anyone in Phoenix knows this pathetic cheesedick motherfucker, please advise him that he's on camera committing felony property damage on the CubeSmart at 16th and Bell in addition to stalking the manager.
December 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
December 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in one image
December 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
How I'm walking out of 2025
December 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Oh yes, pathetic maggot incel, threaten my little sister. See how that goes for you.
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
They say every man has his price. The ICE signing bonus would solve a lot of my problems, but I simply can't fathom selling my soul to that disgusting ratfucking pile of shit, his literal Nazi DCS or the modern-day Ilse Koch for any amount.
December 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
#avsky
#ThatWasAPuneOrPlayOnWords
(check the alt text if you don't get it)
December 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Me and who
#caturday
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
December 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Merr crimmas to me
@cheriepriest.com

I love the "small town with a dark secret" trope, so Cinderwich really speaks to me.
December 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
So now we have evidence that he raped, tortured and impregnated at least one teenage girl, forced her to carry to term, then had the baby killed.

Somehow, I don't see this making one bit of difference to his cultists.
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Note to self: repost on whisker Wednesday
December 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I have zero reason to believe this will work for me, but.
December 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
In which MSOC accurately summarizes my entire social life (such as it is).
I need to get myself a Charlie Brown shirt and wear it to Lions games.

Because FUCK, man.

EVERY GODDAMNED TIME.

They made me hope again. 😡
December 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
When the bot asks you to prove you're not a bot. 🙄🤖
December 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Merry Xmas, we're bombing Nigeria!
December 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
NO BELLS IN HELL
NO SNOW BELOW
SILENT NIGHT
VIOLENT NIGHT
December 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
It's the night of 24 December and Santa is loading up for departure when he's approached by a stranger with a clipboard.

"Mr... Kringle? I'm Herr Krampus from the FAA, and you're being ramped."

Santa sighs, rolls his eyes, and tells Krampus to get on with it.
Quiz: Can You Fly The North Pole RNAV Approach To Runway 18?
Santa has a lot of flying to do tonight, and to finish it off, he needs to shoot the RNAV Rwy 18 approach to get home. Can you fly the approach as well as he can?
www.boldmethod.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
A website with the dual purpose of promoting tiny floofball doggos and educating about the hidden pitfalls of kerning.

Pomhub.
December 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
As usual, Sal and his viewers are absolutely fucking savage.
The United States Announces the Return of the Battleship [or the next Large Surface Combatant]
YouTube video by What's Going on With Shipping?
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I'm a triple-decker sauerkraut sandwich with arsenic sauce.
December 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Me and who?
December 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM