Coinneach Fitzpatrick
@coinfitz.bsky.social
Tangerine Nightmare despiser. Airplanes and cats and books lover. PA-28 pilot and Kawasaki rider. I am large, I contain multitudes. For more fascinating details, see my pinned post. No lists/packs.
Signal: flyingfitz412.08
Signal: flyingfitz412.08
Pinned
Little about me, not that any of yez care:
GenX. Atheist. USAF veteran. Pilot (obv, and yes that is my plane). Cat dad. Token CSWM in my social circle and violently protective of my people.
Books: Pratchett, Banks, Scalzi, Stephenson.
Music: Everything but gospel and bro country.
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GenX. Atheist. USAF veteran. Pilot (obv, and yes that is my plane). Cat dad. Token CSWM in my social circle and violently protective of my people.
Books: Pratchett, Banks, Scalzi, Stephenson.
Music: Everything but gospel and bro country.
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Pro tip: when calling to schedule a vasectomy, referring to the beginning to end process as soup to nuts is liable to cause the receptionist to giggle hysterically.
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Pro tip: when calling to schedule a vasectomy, referring to the beginning to end process as soup to nuts is liable to cause the receptionist to giggle hysterically.
I'm gonna run for office and this will be my campaign/entrance music.
Tom Waits- Step Right Up
YouTube video by buggazbeatz
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I'm gonna run for office and this will be my campaign/entrance music.
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Be the reason your local independent bookstore stays in business.
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Be the reason your local independent bookstore stays in business.
This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.
*looks for Vogon constructor fleet*
*looks for Vogon constructor fleet*
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.
*looks for Vogon constructor fleet*
*looks for Vogon constructor fleet*
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a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
This what my besties and I do when we get together. Note the absolute lack of assaults on adolescent girls.
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This what my besties and I do when we get together. Note the absolute lack of assaults on adolescent girls.
IANAL but what I'm taking away from these emails is that everyone involved is, at the very VERY least, an accessory after the fact.
November 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
IANAL but what I'm taking away from these emails is that everyone involved is, at the very VERY least, an accessory after the fact.
FFS, just stop already.
OpenAI walks a tricky tightrope with GPT-5.1’s eight new personalities
New controls attempt to please critics on both sides with a balance between bland and habit-forming.
arstechnica.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
FFS, just stop already.
I really need to stop watching these self-appointed experts explaining why I'm missing subtle flirtatious cues and that she's totally into me.
No, actually, the Al Gore Rhythm needs to stop cramming them into my recommendations.
No, actually, the Al Gore Rhythm needs to stop cramming them into my recommendations.
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I really need to stop watching these self-appointed experts explaining why I'm missing subtle flirtatious cues and that she's totally into me.
No, actually, the Al Gore Rhythm needs to stop cramming them into my recommendations.
No, actually, the Al Gore Rhythm needs to stop cramming them into my recommendations.
Share something that reminds you of your childhood:
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Share something that reminds you of your childhood:
Oh good, it's the day when everyone is all "thank you for your service" which I would be just fine with never hearing again.
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Oh good, it's the day when everyone is all "thank you for your service" which I would be just fine with never hearing again.
So much winning ✈️
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
So much winning ✈️
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Every single Democratic senator that votes to cave on this should be immediately ejected from the party, and the national party should immediately start running primary candidates in their districts.
There is no bipartisanship possible with traitors and fascists. You either fight, or die.
There is no bipartisanship possible with traitors and fascists. You either fight, or die.
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Every single Democratic senator that votes to cave on this should be immediately ejected from the party, and the national party should immediately start running primary candidates in their districts.
There is no bipartisanship possible with traitors and fascists. You either fight, or die.
There is no bipartisanship possible with traitors and fascists. You either fight, or die.
Good to have it confirmed that, in a time when straight men supposedly have no problem getting laid, I'm still utterly unfuckable.
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Good to have it confirmed that, in a time when straight men supposedly have no problem getting laid, I'm still utterly unfuckable.
*puts myself out there*
*pulls myself back in because wtf was I thinking*
*pulls myself back in because wtf was I thinking*
November 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
*puts myself out there*
*pulls myself back in because wtf was I thinking*
*pulls myself back in because wtf was I thinking*
I work for a health insurance company (save the torches and pitchforks, please). My premium isn't increasing for 2026 - yes, even though I work for my insurer, I still have to pay.
I've progressed about as far as I can in my career without going into management. My bills are caught up and...
I've progressed about as far as I can in my career without going into management. My bills are caught up and...
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I work for a health insurance company (save the torches and pitchforks, please). My premium isn't increasing for 2026 - yes, even though I work for my insurer, I still have to pay.
I've progressed about as far as I can in my career without going into management. My bills are caught up and...
I've progressed about as far as I can in my career without going into management. My bills are caught up and...
Tonight: Dems cave in exchange for vague "promises" on ACA and SNAP.
Tomorrow: Gang Of Paedophiles fail to deliver on vague promises.
Tomorrow: Dems go all surprised Pikachu that their colleagues backstabbed them yet again.
Go on, prove me wrong.
Tomorrow: Gang Of Paedophiles fail to deliver on vague promises.
Tomorrow: Dems go all surprised Pikachu that their colleagues backstabbed them yet again.
Go on, prove me wrong.
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Tonight: Dems cave in exchange for vague "promises" on ACA and SNAP.
Tomorrow: Gang Of Paedophiles fail to deliver on vague promises.
Tomorrow: Dems go all surprised Pikachu that their colleagues backstabbed them yet again.
Go on, prove me wrong.
Tomorrow: Gang Of Paedophiles fail to deliver on vague promises.
Tomorrow: Dems go all surprised Pikachu that their colleagues backstabbed them yet again.
Go on, prove me wrong.
The weather in PHX right now is absolutely flawless. Perfect day for flying and I desperately need to be off the ground. Except that my birb is based at a towered airport, and, well. *gestures vaguely*
#avsky
#avsky
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The weather in PHX right now is absolutely flawless. Perfect day for flying and I desperately need to be off the ground. Except that my birb is based at a towered airport, and, well. *gestures vaguely*
#avsky
#avsky
"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "What is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said. "CATS ARE NICE."
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said. "CATS ARE NICE."
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "What is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said. "CATS ARE NICE."
Death thought about it.
"CATS," he said. "CATS ARE NICE."
If your account is 90% "Men are all evil, they're all rapists and murderers, yes even you if you could get away with it," why are you following me and why in the name of all sanity would I follow you back?
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If your account is 90% "Men are all evil, they're all rapists and murderers, yes even you if you could get away with it," why are you following me and why in the name of all sanity would I follow you back?
I like to imagine Rosalind Franklin is waiting for James Watson at the top of a spiral staircase, so she can push his arse off.
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I like to imagine Rosalind Franklin is waiting for James Watson at the top of a spiral staircase, so she can push his arse off.
Every time someone discovers that I ride - a worker at the house sees my bike in the garage, a new colleague at the office sees me walking in with my gear - the ensuing comments are always the same:
"I used to ride but it just got too dangerous."
Why are you telling me this? How is it helpful?
"I used to ride but it just got too dangerous."
Why are you telling me this? How is it helpful?
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Every time someone discovers that I ride - a worker at the house sees my bike in the garage, a new colleague at the office sees me walking in with my gear - the ensuing comments are always the same:
"I used to ride but it just got too dangerous."
Why are you telling me this? How is it helpful?
"I used to ride but it just got too dangerous."
Why are you telling me this? How is it helpful?
I pledge allegiance
To Queen Fragg
And her mighty state of hysteria
To Queen Fragg
And her mighty state of hysteria
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I pledge allegiance
To Queen Fragg
And her mighty state of hysteria
To Queen Fragg
And her mighty state of hysteria
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM