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Coinneach Fitzpatrick
@coinfitz.bsky.social
Tangerine Nightmare despiser. Airplanes and cats and books lover. PA-28 pilot and Kawasaki rider. I am large, I contain multitudes. For more fascinating details, see my pinned post. No lists/packs.

Signal: flyingfitz412.08
Pinned
Little about me, not that any of yez care:

GenX. Atheist. USAF veteran. Pilot (obv, and yes that is my plane). Cat dad. Token CSWM in my social circle and violently protective of my people.

Books: Pratchett, Banks, Scalzi, Stephenson.
Music: Everything but gospel and bro country.
(1/2)
You're In The Epstein Files, Charlie Brown
You Are Under Arrest For Manslaughter, Charlie Brown.
I didn't mean to call you a meat loaf, Charlie Brown.

*painful growling*
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
BERSERKER
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK
BERSERRRRKEEERRRR
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Picture this
I'm a bag of dicks
Put me to your lips
I am sick
I will punch your baby bear in his shit
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Thanks for the well wishes, y'all. Things are healing thanks to good meds and my furry empaths. I should be back to 100% in a week or so.

I'm just an internet yelly guy, not an iNfLUeNcEr or any of that nonsense, so it's humbling to see so much support and kindess from people I've never met IRL.
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Me as a Bluesky therapist.
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social you seem to have an impersonator: bsky.app/profile/spoi....
November 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
When you think about death
Do you lose your breath
Or do you keep your cool
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 AM
My last 3 brain cells
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 AM
My light woo is Rainbow Bridge. In all other aspects of my life I am (or at least try to be) coldly logical. While I don't *believe* in RB as such, I dearly hope that when I leave the meat suit, I'm reunited with all the animals I've known and loved. Even if it's just a dying dream.
My light woo is that I am a hardline atheist, skeptic, and old codger who don't believe in nothin', all nihilist style.

...and yet I put up 4 altars on this homestead, dedicated to the ancient mythology of the proto-Navajo spirits. I've experienced some wacky paranormal shit in my life...
My woo is I do not believe in SHOES. Wake up sheeple
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"It may have been her house first, but it's my book now." - Madame Charlotte von Floofenheimer, probably
@sirena73.bsky.social @cheriepriest.com
#caturday
#booksky
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My credit union thinks a gift card purchase to Powell's is "suspicious activity." No, if I'm *not* buying books (and motorcycle stuff, and airplane stuff, and music stuff), *that's* when you need to be skeptical.

Buying books is suspicious, yeah, OK. 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I do my own shopping and run my own errands instead of hiring them out.

I do my own chores.

I absolutely fucking refuse to let "a.i." (sic) do any of my work, thinking, or creative output (such as it is).

Does that make me a dinosaur?
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Anyway, enjoy my very tired post-surgery self getting some much needed Fionn snuggles.
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Neues vom Dellé
Dellé - Delilah
YouTube video by Dellé
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I ordered Thanksgiving feast for sis and me from Honeybaked.
I just got an email from them:

"You earned Piggy Points!"

*needle scratch* I'm sorry, WHAT points? Because, Ell Oh Ell.
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Why are we suddenly no longer capitalizing surnames?

Why are we treating commas and periods as random and interchangeable?

Why are we not proofreading the graphics we create before posting them?

Out in the real world, why are we all suddenly turning right from the left lane and vice versa?
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This is nightmarish enough as it is. Now imagine it happening on TFG's watch.

"The missiles are flying. Hallelujah, hallelujah!"
How A Nuclear War Would Actually Go Down
YouTube video by Flashback History
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Presidunce Piggy and his mob can eat my entire veteran arse. Fuck him and fuck them, and if you're maga then fuck you too.
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
CFI during flight review: "My controls."

Me:
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Someone told me once that there's a right and wrong
Punishment was sure for those who dared to cross the line
But it must not be true
For jerk-offs just like you and
Maybe it's just bullshit
I should play G-d
And [censored for threats of violence]
-Tool, "Jerk-Off"
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Reposted by Coinneach Fitzpatrick
QOTD
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Been in my head pretty much all day, dunno why. 🤷🐖
Oingo Boingo Farewell - Piggies
YouTube video by nutstothis
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The Department of Injustice's whole strategy is nothing more than "trust me bro." Ye gods.

Only the best people, right, Piggy?
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM