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Coinneach Fitzpatrick
@coinfitz.bsky.social
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Tangerine Nightmare despiser. Airplanes and cats and books lover. PA-28 pilot and Kawasaki rider. I am large, I contain multitudes. For more fascinating details, see my pinned post. No lists/packs.

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The homies from "Windowlicker" seeing the incredibly grotesque Final Girl. Also my standard reaction to Mar-a-Lago Face.
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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A very old User Friendly strip in which The Chief challenges the sales guys (Stef and Cobb) to say "ethical." It doesn't go well.
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Simple. You hire a smuggler with a spaceship.
The final scene from Firefly episode "Shindig": a herd of cattle in the ship's cargo hold.
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Volume up for #purrs.
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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#caturday
Fionn, a very large white shorthair cat, lying on his back with paws in the air
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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MRW when I see Mar-a-Lago Face IRL.
(credit: #AphexTwin "Windowlicker" music video, Gary Cruz and Marcus Morris)
Homies Gary and Marcus from Aphex Twin's "Windowlicker".
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Dad: are ya bearing the weight of the full spectrum of human emotion with no chemical buffer, son? Son: yes.
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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This what my besties and I do when we get together. Note the absolute lack of assaults on adolescent girls.
A freaking huge mountain of meat, a middle-sized guy with a shaved head, and another middle-sized guy wearing a badass pinstripe suit and black fedora. They're standing on the observation deck of Smith Tower with arms around each others' shoulders.
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Share something that reminds you of your childhood:
A photo of the Los Angeles skyline on a typical smoggy day in the 1970s. The sky is orange and the air is opaque.
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Conan, the cat who stares at goats.
A large white and tabby cat looking through a window at a flock of goats.
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Beluga is offended
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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So much winning ✈️
A screenshot of the current state of PHX airport: closed for all general aviation and emergency operations.
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "What is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"

Death thought about it.

"CATS," he said. "CATS ARE NICE."
Fionn and Conan, two very large white shorthair cats, enjoying the autumn morning breeze.
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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A quote from Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn: "The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between political parties either, but right through every human heart."
November 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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#FloofyCatFriday

Maisy, 20 years ago.
An extremely floofy silver shaded Persian cat looking pensive.
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Appropriate supper is appropriate.
A sandwich consisting of turkey, Swiss, tomato, lettuce, onion, mustard and mayo on a bolillo roll.
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Headline from 19 July 2025: "Alan Dershowitz says he 'will blow his brains out on live TV' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor"
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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So people who live in Kentucky are upset that they can't vote for the mayor of...

*checks notes*

NEW YORK CITY?!
Jesus fuckin' Christ...
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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#honkshoo
Fionn, a very large white shorthair cat, asleep on a grey and blue comforter.
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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A Far Side cartoon, featuring an angry Santa pointing at his reindeer and yelling "And I've only one thing to say about all these complaints I've been hearing: VENISON!" The reindeer, for their part, have OH CRAP expressions.
November 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Conan mac Meowna is both intrigued and horrified.
A large white shorthair cat staring through a window at several goats in an urban backyard.
November 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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www.sexylosers.com/comic/310/
A Sexy Losers strip accurately predicting sexbot interaction.
November 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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LIKEST THOU JELLY WITHIN THY DONUT?
A brown and white goat standing on a backyard patio
November 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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WHO WINS:

ONE WEEDY YARD
vs
10 GOATY BOIS
November 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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The most exciting 25 seconds of flying you'll ever see.
November 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM