Cogsbreak
@cogsbreak.bsky.social
18+ only, definitely a human person. Male, he/his.
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Not only is it Black History Month - its the 100th Black history month since the first Negro History Week was created. 100 years of recognition and celebration in a world and country that still refuses to see us. THAT is resilience.
February 2, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Not only is it Black History Month - its the 100th Black history month since the first Negro History Week was created. 100 years of recognition and celebration in a world and country that still refuses to see us. THAT is resilience.
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The message from the stars was very long and complex, but contained instructions how to decode and parse it incrementally.
There was an image, of a very cute furry creature. And a text, which loosely translated said:
"Send cat pics please!'
#MicroFiction
There was an image, of a very cute furry creature. And a text, which loosely translated said:
"Send cat pics please!'
#MicroFiction
February 1, 2026 at 10:07 PM
The message from the stars was very long and complex, but contained instructions how to decode and parse it incrementally.
There was an image, of a very cute furry creature. And a text, which loosely translated said:
"Send cat pics please!'
#MicroFiction
There was an image, of a very cute furry creature. And a text, which loosely translated said:
"Send cat pics please!'
#MicroFiction
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July 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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It's #febROOary here's a teeny tiny sketchie of one of my roos that I don't think y'all have ever seen.
by @roxannarachnid.bsky.social
by @roxannarachnid.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
It's #febROOary here's a teeny tiny sketchie of one of my roos that I don't think y'all have ever seen.
by @roxannarachnid.bsky.social
by @roxannarachnid.bsky.social
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The volcano erupted, spraying linoleum and carpeting into the air.
"Oh my god," the geologist gasped. "The lava is floor!"
"Oh my god," the geologist gasped. "The lava is floor!"
January 31, 2026 at 3:54 PM
The volcano erupted, spraying linoleum and carpeting into the air.
"Oh my god," the geologist gasped. "The lava is floor!"
"Oh my god," the geologist gasped. "The lava is floor!"
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January 31, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Reposting again because still proud of it and still writing "side" chapters.
(Send help...)
(Send help...)
Hey look I actually finished the polyam Bluey fic, in slightly under six months... and nearly 92k words.
archiveofourown.org/works/52296343
archiveofourown.org/works/52296343
Chocolate and Custard - Chapter 1 - Cogsbreak - Bluey (Cartoon 2018) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
January 31, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Reposting again because still proud of it and still writing "side" chapters.
(Send help...)
(Send help...)
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"The Dark Lord has taken over our land. What do we do?"
"Learn from the goblins."
"What? Those useless little-"
"Takes skill to mask rebellion as incompetence."
"What?"
"They know His reign will end. For now, they persist and resist."
"Oh."
"Also: remember every moment of joy is a victory."
"Learn from the goblins."
"What? Those useless little-"
"Takes skill to mask rebellion as incompetence."
"What?"
"They know His reign will end. For now, they persist and resist."
"Oh."
"Also: remember every moment of joy is a victory."
January 27, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"The Dark Lord has taken over our land. What do we do?"
"Learn from the goblins."
"What? Those useless little-"
"Takes skill to mask rebellion as incompetence."
"What?"
"They know His reign will end. For now, they persist and resist."
"Oh."
"Also: remember every moment of joy is a victory."
"Learn from the goblins."
"What? Those useless little-"
"Takes skill to mask rebellion as incompetence."
"What?"
"They know His reign will end. For now, they persist and resist."
"Oh."
"Also: remember every moment of joy is a victory."
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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I have just been made aware of the contraction "etm." It stands for "Et Merda", Latin for "and shit".
So you know, in case you have a lot of things to deal with on your plate etm.
So you know, in case you have a lot of things to deal with on your plate etm.
January 22, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I have just been made aware of the contraction "etm." It stands for "Et Merda", Latin for "and shit".
So you know, in case you have a lot of things to deal with on your plate etm.
So you know, in case you have a lot of things to deal with on your plate etm.
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Dr. Dastard didn't say much during the meeting, but raised an occasional eyebrow.
"Intriguing," he said at last.
"Right? With our combined genius," the billionaire smirked, "we can rule the world!"
Dastard sighed and set off his DominationPlanEraser device.
"Memo to self: charge this again."
"Intriguing," he said at last.
"Right? With our combined genius," the billionaire smirked, "we can rule the world!"
Dastard sighed and set off his DominationPlanEraser device.
"Memo to self: charge this again."
January 22, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Dr. Dastard didn't say much during the meeting, but raised an occasional eyebrow.
"Intriguing," he said at last.
"Right? With our combined genius," the billionaire smirked, "we can rule the world!"
Dastard sighed and set off his DominationPlanEraser device.
"Memo to self: charge this again."
"Intriguing," he said at last.
"Right? With our combined genius," the billionaire smirked, "we can rule the world!"
Dastard sighed and set off his DominationPlanEraser device.
"Memo to self: charge this again."
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
January 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
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some bits of wisdom from tunglr
January 21, 2026 at 10:29 AM
some bits of wisdom from tunglr
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unrelated. have arcadion fighters on the brain again
January 20, 2026 at 10:11 PM
unrelated. have arcadion fighters on the brain again
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The princess left a note behind, explaining why she ran away.
"She disagrees with what she was taught," the queen said.
"Embroidery and such?" chuckled the king. "Classic."
"It's not needle-work she objects to. She likes that. She rejects the nobility of the nobility, and our right to rule."
"She disagrees with what she was taught," the queen said.
"Embroidery and such?" chuckled the king. "Classic."
"It's not needle-work she objects to. She likes that. She rejects the nobility of the nobility, and our right to rule."
January 20, 2026 at 6:33 PM
The princess left a note behind, explaining why she ran away.
"She disagrees with what she was taught," the queen said.
"Embroidery and such?" chuckled the king. "Classic."
"It's not needle-work she objects to. She likes that. She rejects the nobility of the nobility, and our right to rule."
"She disagrees with what she was taught," the queen said.
"Embroidery and such?" chuckled the king. "Classic."
"It's not needle-work she objects to. She likes that. She rejects the nobility of the nobility, and our right to rule."
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How do you measure the severity of puns?
A sighsmograph.
A sighsmograph.
January 19, 2026 at 3:42 AM
How do you measure the severity of puns?
A sighsmograph.
A sighsmograph.
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"Do you know where I can look up Frungal's Extractor?"
The magic school librarian sighed. "That grimoire is locked away."
"Why?"
"That spell extracts your anxieties and fears and turns them into a creature."
"Yes! To slay!"
"In theory. In practice, nobody can slay the new pet they created."
The magic school librarian sighed. "That grimoire is locked away."
"Why?"
"That spell extracts your anxieties and fears and turns them into a creature."
"Yes! To slay!"
"In theory. In practice, nobody can slay the new pet they created."
January 16, 2026 at 6:17 PM
"Do you know where I can look up Frungal's Extractor?"
The magic school librarian sighed. "That grimoire is locked away."
"Why?"
"That spell extracts your anxieties and fears and turns them into a creature."
"Yes! To slay!"
"In theory. In practice, nobody can slay the new pet they created."
The magic school librarian sighed. "That grimoire is locked away."
"Why?"
"That spell extracts your anxieties and fears and turns them into a creature."
"Yes! To slay!"
"In theory. In practice, nobody can slay the new pet they created."
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"So, do you have a quest," the witch asked as she finished dressing the last wound, "or doing general adventuring?"
"A quest. I seek a book."
"Ancient tome of forbidden lore?"
"No, one I read as a child."
"And this dragon didn't have it?"
"Alas."
"Have you asked a librarian?"
"They're scary!"
"A quest. I seek a book."
"Ancient tome of forbidden lore?"
"No, one I read as a child."
"And this dragon didn't have it?"
"Alas."
"Have you asked a librarian?"
"They're scary!"
January 15, 2026 at 8:57 PM
"So, do you have a quest," the witch asked as she finished dressing the last wound, "or doing general adventuring?"
"A quest. I seek a book."
"Ancient tome of forbidden lore?"
"No, one I read as a child."
"And this dragon didn't have it?"
"Alas."
"Have you asked a librarian?"
"They're scary!"
"A quest. I seek a book."
"Ancient tome of forbidden lore?"
"No, one I read as a child."
"And this dragon didn't have it?"
"Alas."
"Have you asked a librarian?"
"They're scary!"
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I had better see a record number of reposts on this.
January 15, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I had better see a record number of reposts on this.
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