Ely
coelycanth.bsky.social
Ely
@coelycanth.bsky.social
haver of many names and hobbies
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we were meant to live for so much more . half we lost ourselves ?
September 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
“yOu cAn’t dEnY HoW YoU WeRe bOrN”

yeah and I can’t deny which zodiac sign I was born under, either. that doesn’t mean horoscopes aren’t a bunch of Barnum statements…
September 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
casual reminder that any definition of biological sex that divides the concept into a clean binary has to ignore reality to do it 👍
August 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
EVERYWHERE—As the influence of the nation’s transgender individuals continues to encroach on the freedoms of the U.S. populace, sources confirmed Tuesday that increasingly powerful trans person Tori R...
theonion.com
May 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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"unfortunately it has disappeared into the mists of time" -me trying to remember something i thought of or did 10 minutes ago
May 2, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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April 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Hi it's me, the cat. Brushing your teeth, eh? Or shaving or something? I don't actually know, I'm just a cat. Just wondering if you needed somebody to nuzzle anything you set down too close to the edge of the counter and knock it on the floor. Deodorant, cologne bottle, whatever. Here for you boo
April 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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April 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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This same playbook appears to be unfolding across multiple federal agencies, with DOGE operatives gaining quiet access to sensitive systems and extracting vast amounts of data without oversight.
April 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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But instead of being protected, he was targeted. A threatening note was taped to his door, revealing private information and overhead drone photos of him walking his dog. The message was clear: stay silent. He didn’t. He went public.
April 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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One of the NLRB’s IT staffers documented everything and submitted a formal disclosure to Congress and other oversight bodies.
April 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Almost immediately after DOGE accounts were created, login attempts began—from a Russian IP address. These weren’t random hacks. Whoever it was had the correct usernames and passwords. The timing was so fast it suggested that credentials had either been stolen, leaked, or shared.
April 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Then, large amounts of data began disappearing from the system. This wasn’t routine data—it included sensitive information on union strategies, ongoing legal cases, corporate secrets, and even personal details of workers and officials.
April 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Soon after, DOGE installed a virtual system inside the agency’s servers that operated in secret. This system left no logs, no trace of its activity, and was removed without a record of what had been done.
April 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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They claimed their mission was to improve efficiency and cut costs. But what followed raised serious alarms inside the agency and revealed a dangerous abuse of power and access.
April 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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In early March, a group of Musk-affiliated staffers from the so-called Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) arrived at the National Labor Relations Board (NLRB), the federal agency responsible for protecting workers’ rights and handling union disputes.
April 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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We apologize for the length of this post, but we felt it was important to share the full details with you.
April 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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western countries love to say 'arent you glad you don't live in one of those horrible places where you're persecuted for your gender or sexuality?' and then persecute you for your gender or sexuality
April 16, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I Am Going To Start Biting
April 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Been thinking about this one a lot for the last few months.
April 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
April 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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we could save the wolves by ending the corporate pollution and destruction of their natural habitats and the government-sanctioned hunting programs that are driving them to extinction, or how about this, we make half a dozen genetically engineered frog DNA wolves for a Game Of Thrones theme park.
April 8, 2025 at 9:15 AM