Ely
coelycanth.bsky.social
Ely
@coelycanth.bsky.social
haver of many names and hobbies
like I’m sorry you’ve lived your whole life believing in genitomancy but just because something is the common way of doing things doesn’t mean it’s true or that it accounts for all situations. bsffrrn.
September 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
listen, as a person? I’m sad your feed is presumably now full of reply guys. but as your friend??
a cartoon character says ha-ha while pointing his finger
Alt: Nelson from the simpsons says ha-ha while pointing his finger
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September 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
“b-b-but evolutionary fitness-“ how bout fitness di- [*I am taken out by a woke sniper*]

(jk, actual answer: evolutionary fitness is a complex topic that’s unethical to apply to modern humans. see: eugenics. coincidentally, many transphobes are also eugenicists, but that’s not saying anything new.)
August 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
then, when you ask them about people born without gametes, it’s suddenly defined by chromosomes. how many viable combinations of chromosomes are there, again? (answer: way more than 2)
August 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
“making small gametes means you’re male and making large gametes means you’re female. we know this because we found the small gametes in males and the large gametes in females. how did they know they were male and female? because of the size of their gametes.”

circular logic is circular
August 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
all models are wrong, some idiots are useful, do not mistake the model for the thing itself, etc etc
August 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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This same playbook appears to be unfolding across multiple federal agencies, with DOGE operatives gaining quiet access to sensitive systems and extracting vast amounts of data without oversight.
April 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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But instead of being protected, he was targeted. A threatening note was taped to his door, revealing private information and overhead drone photos of him walking his dog. The message was clear: stay silent. He didn’t. He went public.
April 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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One of the NLRB’s IT staffers documented everything and submitted a formal disclosure to Congress and other oversight bodies.
April 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Almost immediately after DOGE accounts were created, login attempts began—from a Russian IP address. These weren’t random hacks. Whoever it was had the correct usernames and passwords. The timing was so fast it suggested that credentials had either been stolen, leaked, or shared.
April 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Then, large amounts of data began disappearing from the system. This wasn’t routine data—it included sensitive information on union strategies, ongoing legal cases, corporate secrets, and even personal details of workers and officials.
April 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Soon after, DOGE installed a virtual system inside the agency’s servers that operated in secret. This system left no logs, no trace of its activity, and was removed without a record of what had been done.
April 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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They claimed their mission was to improve efficiency and cut costs. But what followed raised serious alarms inside the agency and revealed a dangerous abuse of power and access.
April 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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In early March, a group of Musk-affiliated staffers from the so-called Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) arrived at the National Labor Relations Board (NLRB), the federal agency responsible for protecting workers’ rights and handling union disputes.
April 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM