Class President of Yotei
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I answer spam calls and put together the dumbest sentences. Played Blue on Reading Rainbow. Clinically proven to function
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Mark Cuban: here’s how you get ahead
Everybody: it’s shown to be unreliable
Mark Cuban: so we’ve explored all options for the uneducated it seems
Everybody: it’s shown to be unreliable
Mark Cuban: so we’ve explored all options for the uneducated it seems
Can you repeat that?
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Can you repeat that?
You can tell my shit ain’t AI because there is no rhyme or reason to my grammatical fuckups
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
You can tell my shit ain’t AI because there is no rhyme or reason to my grammatical fuckups
You want New Yorkers to… emigrate here?
“Are you worried about your future in New York?” Sen. Dave McCormick said in the video as an optimistic-sounding backing track reached a crescendo. ”Because I have just the place for you: Pennsylvania.”
Dave McCormick wants New Yorkers unhappy with Zohran Mamdani’s win to come to Pennsylvania
Sen. Dave McCormick tries to entice New Yorkers unhappy with the upcoming Mamdani administration with Pennsylvania's winning football teams, universities, and advancements in AI.
www.inquirer.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
You want New Yorkers to… emigrate here?
Weird they gave the eagles 2 bye weeks and a win but who am I to complain?
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Weird they gave the eagles 2 bye weeks and a win but who am I to complain?
That was one of the weirdest football games I’ve ever seen and I’m just glad we’re not the losing team and am moving on
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
That was one of the weirdest football games I’ve ever seen and I’m just glad we’re not the losing team and am moving on
Ok maybe Kevin Patullo is gambling because he can hit every under and still deliver a win with some bizarrely effective plays in a sea of impotence
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Ok maybe Kevin Patullo is gambling because he can hit every under and still deliver a win with some bizarrely effective plays in a sea of impotence
I know Kevin Patullo ain’t gambling because his ass would be in maximum security prison by now
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I know Kevin Patullo ain’t gambling because his ass would be in maximum security prison by now
“That’s it. The tune to funky town”
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
“That’s it. The tune to funky town”
Wow Packers gonna have 2 ties
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Wow Packers gonna have 2 ties
Rather die than be stuck paying off a shit brick with 6 years left on payment
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Rather die than be stuck paying off a shit brick with 6 years left on payment
Can I get a hell yeah???
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Can I get a hell yeah???
Calling about that $35 you owe me: hey big fella
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Calling about that $35 you owe me: hey big fella
TV, movies, all of media ignores the disgusting truth of life…
Sometimes you go to the grocery store for 1 or 2 things
Sometimes you go to the grocery store for 1 or 2 things
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
TV, movies, all of media ignores the disgusting truth of life…
Sometimes you go to the grocery store for 1 or 2 things
Sometimes you go to the grocery store for 1 or 2 things
Democraters amirite? No im not were so fucked fuck them
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Democraters amirite? No im not were so fucked fuck them
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Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:
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I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents.
March 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents.
Man Brian Daboll is a terrible coach and he should be happy to accept his new roles as Eagles offensive advisor
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Man Brian Daboll is a terrible coach and he should be happy to accept his new roles as Eagles offensive advisor
Call out Americans who say bolth instead of both
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Call out Americans who say bolth instead of both
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TFW you've failed the California Bar exam
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
TFW you've failed the California Bar exam
Our dog gets significantly calmer wearing shirts but every time he puts one on it looks like his edible kicked in and he’s frozen
November 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Our dog gets significantly calmer wearing shirts but every time he puts one on it looks like his edible kicked in and he’s frozen
You know Baler Mayfield strong af because his throwing motion is so compact and he throws is with as much force as anyone
November 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You know Baler Mayfield strong af because his throwing motion is so compact and he throws is with as much force as anyone
Before I reply, I always ask myself “does this really add to the original post” and if it’s doesn’t I make sure to add “lol”
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Before I reply, I always ask myself “does this really add to the original post” and if it’s doesn’t I make sure to add “lol”
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[working the door at a concert] Are you framing your husband for murder because you’re GONE GIRL
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
[working the door at a concert] Are you framing your husband for murder because you’re GONE GIRL
Emmanuel Clase no longer exists. That man is GONE GONE
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Emmanuel Clase no longer exists. That man is GONE GONE