Pluribusta Rhymes
@coderan.bsky.social
Yankee Candle employee/influencer double wick nominee. Clinically proven to function.
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Pluribusta Rhymes
@coderan.bsky.social
· Nov 24
Me: hyper-critical of myself, especially regarding interpersonal relationships that I believe I poison with my abrasive attitude above and beyond any tolerable personality quirks
Also me: why no one like my post about seeing new Madea
Also me: why no one like my post about seeing new Madea
According to media, your net worth at 30 will be $50 mil or $0. Ever heard of negative, my good bitch?
January 9, 2026 at 2:38 PM
According to media, your net worth at 30 will be $50 mil or $0. Ever heard of negative, my good bitch?
The only time I want to hear the word “Epic” is when referring to Faith No More
January 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
The only time I want to hear the word “Epic” is when referring to Faith No More
If not now… when?
January 8, 2026 at 9:34 PM
If not now… when?
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REALMUTO: Have the Phillies agreed to my terms yet?
AGENT: Well, not exactly
REALMUTO; A counter offer at least?
AGENT:They’re actually meeting with someone else
REALMUTO: Another catcher?
AGENT: Worse. A player from Canada
REALMUTO: NOOOOOOO
AGENT: Well, not exactly
REALMUTO; A counter offer at least?
AGENT:They’re actually meeting with someone else
REALMUTO: Another catcher?
AGENT: Worse. A player from Canada
REALMUTO: NOOOOOOO
January 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
REALMUTO: Have the Phillies agreed to my terms yet?
AGENT: Well, not exactly
REALMUTO; A counter offer at least?
AGENT:They’re actually meeting with someone else
REALMUTO: Another catcher?
AGENT: Worse. A player from Canada
REALMUTO: NOOOOOOO
AGENT: Well, not exactly
REALMUTO; A counter offer at least?
AGENT:They’re actually meeting with someone else
REALMUTO: Another catcher?
AGENT: Worse. A player from Canada
REALMUTO: NOOOOOOO
Blame the left until no one is left
January 8, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Blame the left until no one is left
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i firmly believe — like you would have to give me hard evidence to convince me otherwise — that they feed trump a steady diet of AI slop
man, did the viziers in the WH not actually show him the actual video?
January 8, 2026 at 3:42 PM
i firmly believe — like you would have to give me hard evidence to convince me otherwise — that they feed trump a steady diet of AI slop
In lighter news, I’m such a Lisa Barlow
January 8, 2026 at 4:53 PM
In lighter news, I’m such a Lisa Barlow
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I’ve watched this at least 5 times, his head peeking out gets me every time 😭
Jim Montgomery wanted to pull Jordan Binnington after he gave up the 7th goal but they couldn't find backup Joel Hofer (United Center benches aren't big enough)
January 8, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I’ve watched this at least 5 times, his head peeking out gets me every time 😭
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January 8, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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big day for redacted thoughts
January 8, 2026 at 4:07 AM
big day for redacted thoughts
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America is bleeding out
January 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
America is bleeding out
We don’t know if ICE sees these posts. We don’t know if the person monitoring likes to go home, put on a movie, shove 8-10 cockroaches up their ass, and then get an xray to see if they survive. We simply don’t know that
January 8, 2026 at 2:45 PM
We don’t know if ICE sees these posts. We don’t know if the person monitoring likes to go home, put on a movie, shove 8-10 cockroaches up their ass, and then get an xray to see if they survive. We simply don’t know that
Keep yourself out of trouble. If you’re going to get things saved by big brother, it might as well be that Ronald Reagan likely caught something from the cum stains in Nancy’s mouth
January 8, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Keep yourself out of trouble. If you’re going to get things saved by big brother, it might as well be that Ronald Reagan likely caught something from the cum stains in Nancy’s mouth
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And now schools are closed throughout Minneapolis for the rest of the week. To protect the children from the government. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Minneapolis schools cancel classes after Border Patrol clash disrupts dismissal at Roosevelt
Minneapolis schools closed for the week citing safety concerns after an encounter involving armed Border Patrol agents near Roosevelt High School.
www.mprnews.org
January 8, 2026 at 1:46 PM
And now schools are closed throughout Minneapolis for the rest of the week. To protect the children from the government. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
If I was on my old meds, I’d be halfway to Minny
January 8, 2026 at 1:52 PM
If I was on my old meds, I’d be halfway to Minny
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Cartoon by Pat Bagley, The Salt Lake Tribune
January 8, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Cartoon by Pat Bagley, The Salt Lake Tribune
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This is literally what they do whenever a Black person is killed by police. No matter how solid the evidence is, they will keep pushing that lie, not just to poison the conversation and make sure the killer walks free, but to reassert the political idea that these people deserve to be killed.
The shooting is shocking enough but the government's response is off the charts when you consider that this incident is forensically documented on video.
January 8, 2026 at 1:41 PM
This is literally what they do whenever a Black person is killed by police. No matter how solid the evidence is, they will keep pushing that lie, not just to poison the conversation and make sure the killer walks free, but to reassert the political idea that these people deserve to be killed.
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why would either team do that
The Washington Wizards are acquiring Trae Young from the Atlanta Hawks for CJ McCollum and Corey Kispert, league sources confirm. Deal was first reported by ESPN. There are no draft picks involved in the trade.
January 8, 2026 at 2:37 AM
why would either team do that
I really recommend watching this if you’re interested in understanding how others struggled with this. Obviously a lot of top actors so don’t take it as a documentary but very digestible to what has occurred before
youtu.be/FtiK_l0dgqE?...
youtu.be/FtiK_l0dgqE?...
The Trial of The Chicago 7 Trailer (2020) | Movieclips Trailers
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January 8, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I really recommend watching this if you’re interested in understanding how others struggled with this. Obviously a lot of top actors so don’t take it as a documentary but very digestible to what has occurred before
youtu.be/FtiK_l0dgqE?...
youtu.be/FtiK_l0dgqE?...
Got to be a top 10 embarrassing day of my lifetime as an American. Or at least I hope I can’t remember 10 other days like this because well…
??? Apparently Venezuela oil revenues will go into “offshore accounts” outside of the US Treasury, PBS reports.
January 8, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Got to be a top 10 embarrassing day of my lifetime as an American. Or at least I hope I can’t remember 10 other days like this because well…
-tell us don’t buy Christmas presents for grandma
-Invade 2 countries on no citizens mind
-shoot a mother in the face
-besmirch mother despite everyone seeing clear contradictory evidence
-waste time yelling about amateur sports
-disappear anyone and call it justified
Ask now what your country ca
-Invade 2 countries on no citizens mind
-shoot a mother in the face
-besmirch mother despite everyone seeing clear contradictory evidence
-waste time yelling about amateur sports
-disappear anyone and call it justified
Ask now what your country ca
January 8, 2026 at 12:07 AM
-tell us don’t buy Christmas presents for grandma
-Invade 2 countries on no citizens mind
-shoot a mother in the face
-besmirch mother despite everyone seeing clear contradictory evidence
-waste time yelling about amateur sports
-disappear anyone and call it justified
Ask now what your country ca
-Invade 2 countries on no citizens mind
-shoot a mother in the face
-besmirch mother despite everyone seeing clear contradictory evidence
-waste time yelling about amateur sports
-disappear anyone and call it justified
Ask now what your country ca
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NOW: Crowd continues to grow in Minneapolis at a vigil where a federal agent shot and killed Renee Good this morning.
“SAY HER NAME!”
“RENEE GOOD!”
“SAY HER NAME!”
“RENEE GOOD!”
January 7, 2026 at 11:22 PM
NOW: Crowd continues to grow in Minneapolis at a vigil where a federal agent shot and killed Renee Good this morning.
“SAY HER NAME!”
“RENEE GOOD!”
“SAY HER NAME!”
“RENEE GOOD!”
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Remembered this post. Forever against ICE.
No one’s against ICE or immigration enforcement. They’re against ICE being comprised of fascist high school bullies who couldn’t cut it in the military and think that shooting pastors in the head with plastic bullets, for no reason, is acceptable.
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Remembered this post. Forever against ICE.