Pluribusta Rhymes
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Yankee Candle employee/influencer double wick nominee. Clinically proven to function.
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If Space Jam was a baseball movie it be called Monster Mash
You have no idea how much I want the Rams to blow another game and not because of any Eagles implications. PURE HATER
January 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
You have no idea how much I want the Rams to blow another game and not because of any Eagles implications. PURE HATER
If my mom was dressed like that we would assume she was having a manic episode. And I say that in defense of my mother’s fashion sense
Column: Erika Kirk, a mother to two toddlers, continues to take on public-facing leadership duties while promoting traditional ideas about prioritizing marriage and motherhood.
Here’s how her clothes are attempting to walk the same line: https://wapo.st/3N3czMn
Here’s how her clothes are attempting to walk the same line: https://wapo.st/3N3czMn
January 10, 2026 at 10:43 PM
If my mom was dressed like that we would assume she was having a manic episode. And I say that in defense of my mother’s fashion sense
Yall they’re not coming for Philly because PA has 2 Republican senators
January 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Yall they’re not coming for Philly because PA has 2 Republican senators
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well of course I'm naked you said it's a gender reveal party
January 10, 2026 at 4:45 AM
well of course I'm naked you said it's a gender reveal party
This is how we lost Vietnam
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
www.independent.co.uk
January 10, 2026 at 3:04 PM
This is how we lost Vietnam
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He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
January 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
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decided to bring this to life
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
decided to bring this to life
[spoilers] BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
January 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
[spoilers] BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Therapist: you need to stop buying useless junk to make dumb jokes
Me: oh boy this is, dare I say… a hot topic?
Me: oh boy this is, dare I say… a hot topic?
January 10, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Therapist: you need to stop buying useless junk to make dumb jokes
Me: oh boy this is, dare I say… a hot topic?
Me: oh boy this is, dare I say… a hot topic?
Not even the second half
a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a christmas tree and looking surprised .
Alt: Simpsons kids and one pointing and saying “stop, stop! He’s already dead.”
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Not even the second half
What is the correlation between beef prices and Chipotle bringing back Carne Asada
January 10, 2026 at 1:51 AM
What is the correlation between beef prices and Chipotle bringing back Carne Asada
Has Joel crushed his dunks O/U?
January 10, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Has Joel crushed his dunks O/U?
Well if it’s time to turn on the game to watch my Ore… HOOSIERS
January 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Well if it’s time to turn on the game to watch my Ore… HOOSIERS
I want this on the record… politicize the hell out of my death if it’s for something I believe in. If I did not believe in the way my death is being used, use my corpse as a battering ram
January 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I want this on the record… politicize the hell out of my death if it’s for something I believe in. If I did not believe in the way my death is being used, use my corpse as a battering ram
On my birthdays from now on I’m going to say beers cold instead of years old when they ask how old I am…
Then I’m going to drink a lot of beer until I can’t taste anything
Then I’m going to drink a lot of beer until I can’t taste anything
January 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
On my birthdays from now on I’m going to say beers cold instead of years old when they ask how old I am…
Then I’m going to drink a lot of beer until I can’t taste anything
Then I’m going to drink a lot of beer until I can’t taste anything
Not hard to wonder why a lot of people like her, especially in times of much tension!
Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.
January 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Not hard to wonder why a lot of people like her, especially in times of much tension!
He didn’t need the HGH. He was already at MAX Kepler
January 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
He didn’t need the HGH. He was already at MAX Kepler
Skyrim? Did they put my butthole on the Sphere
January 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Skyrim? Did they put my butthole on the Sphere
I think I accidentally wrote an aristocrats joke 🤢
January 9, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I think I accidentally wrote an aristocrats joke 🤢
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So a CBS Evening News reporter actually did a pretty solid breakdown of the ICE murder video, talking to a former agent who details all the ways Ross messed up. And yet: It didn’t air on the actual show tonight. CBS did post it to YouTube—and it has nearly 800k views already youtu.be/6ywLEESFDu0?...
Retired ICE agent breaks down deadly Minneapolis shooting
YouTube video by CBS Evening News
youtu.be
January 9, 2026 at 7:04 AM
So a CBS Evening News reporter actually did a pretty solid breakdown of the ICE murder video, talking to a former agent who details all the ways Ross messed up. And yet: It didn’t air on the actual show tonight. CBS did post it to YouTube—and it has nearly 800k views already youtu.be/6ywLEESFDu0?...
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Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸
January 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸
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My roommate is a teacher and has reported that ICE has been hanging around Septa stops and depots in the interest of abducting kids on their way home because they aren’t allowed to enter schools. They claimed to be part of a “Septa Strike Force” which does not exist. Boost if you can.
ICE is in Philly posing as Septa workers
January 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
My roommate is a teacher and has reported that ICE has been hanging around Septa stops and depots in the interest of abducting kids on their way home because they aren’t allowed to enter schools. They claimed to be part of a “Septa Strike Force” which does not exist. Boost if you can.
According to media, your net worth at 30 will be $50 mil or $0. Ever heard of negative, my good bitch?
January 9, 2026 at 2:38 PM
According to media, your net worth at 30 will be $50 mil or $0. Ever heard of negative, my good bitch?
The only time I want to hear the word “Epic” is when referring to Faith No More
January 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
The only time I want to hear the word “Epic” is when referring to Faith No More