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Edward Rigby
@clumsyfootsteps.bsky.social
IT guy in Sheffield, UK.

Love cooking/baking, music (currently, almost exclusively female Scandinavian singer/songwriters) odd comedy (Paul Foot, John Kearns, The Delightful Sausage, etc) and snooker.
It's all getting a bit much now, isn't it?
January 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Lost my balance in the kitchen (there may have been alcohol involved), reached out to grab onto anything and grabbed the cord of the iron. Pulled it off the ironing board and into my face, pointy-end first.

Fortunately, it wasn't on.
Pulled a heavy old school cathode ray television off a table and onto my face as a child. Gave me a cool scar across the bridge of my nose - and imbued me with the proportional strength of a television.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

😅
January 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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Krampus Live!
YouTube video by Varietopia with Paul F. Tompkins
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Long shot, but does anyone in Switzerland have an emergency Theremin to loan tomorrow night ( Friday 12 December )?
#ViaMardot is playing a show in St Gallen, and the airline lost her equipment!!!

We can help pay for a courier if needed, please share to get this message out!!
#theremin #switzerland
December 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This one is excellent! P.F.T. is the absolute dream podcast guest.

Rich is OK, too.
What an honour to have the extraordinary Paul F Tompkins on RHLSTP. Last main RHLSTP of the year (but lots of special treats coming up) shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
Come and see us live in 2026 richardherring.com/rhlstp
Perfect Xmas gift www.gofasterstripe.com/cgi-bin/w.cg...
RHLSTP 592 - Paul F Tompkins | RHLSTP with Richard Herring
Smell My Suit
shows.acast.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Corey Taylor of Slipknot singing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song will never not be funny.
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Can you confirm this, @cocteauofficial.bsky.social
?
The Cocteau Twins weren't real twins. But they DID have cocks for toes
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It's #Ren it's #TheSkinnerBrothers it's all rather splendid.

youtu.be/1WCfWxgEY8E?...
Ren x The Skinner Brothers - Twos On A Cigarette
YouTube video by Ren
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Just so you know, @anebrun.bsky.social ,It All Starts With One was my favourite album when it was first released and it's still my favourite album now. You're special x
October 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
How Watson's mum explains autism to John in the podcast Sherlock & Co. (The Disappearance of Lady Frances) is so perfect, every neurodivergent person should hear it.
October 3, 2025 at 11:03 AM
My apologies. I thought you were talking to everyone.
I am not talking to you Edward.
I mean... Indifferent? I love the slamming she's giving to the Republicans but I just can't bring myself to care about a sport that's 20 mins of play and 4 hours of adverts.
September 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I mean... Indifferent? I love the slamming she's giving to the Republicans but I just can't bring myself to care about a sport that's 20 mins of play and 4 hours of adverts.
When Bad Bunny brings Cardi out how yall gone act ? #SuperBowl
September 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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When Bad Bunny brings Cardi out how yall gone act ? #SuperBowl
September 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The @beefanddairy.bsky.social episode 'Milky Man' was the only episode I've ever listened to once. Not because it was bad, it just creeped me out so much.

Anyway, I just decided to give it another listen.... Noooope, still creepy as f**k!
September 18, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Dear @mrdavidreed.bsky.social , is there any chance of you ever making more episodes of Inside The Comedian?

It's my favourite podcast and I've listened to maybe half a dozen episodes every night for years. No worries if not x
August 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Please help support my TINY business and either purchase something from my shop (stickers are only £3) or please share this so I can reach new customers.

Thank you!

www.infinitebacon.com
August 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I see Meta Ethics is trending - is it because it's the greatest oxymoron ever created?
August 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I have a question for @beefanddairy.bsky.social

Is the plural of 'beefcake' 'beefcakes' or 'beevescake'?
August 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Glad to be of service.
Some of you inspire me to be even more annoying
August 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I would buy this album in a heartbeat

(@fakemusic_br instagram)

#funk #acdc
August 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
@snow-kiss.bsky.social hi, just wanted you to know I love the rock/paper/Scissors Reversi-type game. Such a simple idea but brilliantly executed. Great work!
August 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
When you see the name of a man you don't know trending on the 'Discover' trending bar, who else plays 'unfamiliar sportsman or GOP pædophile'?
August 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Albums-You-Should-Listen-To-But-Have-Absolutely-No-Reason-Whatsoever-To-Trust-My-Taste-In #4

Hilde Louise Asbjørnsen - Divin' at The Oceansound
August 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM